Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show

From Shattered to Slumming It. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the second life of Oskar Schindler and the injustice of Posh Splash winning an academy award. "I'm incorrigible."

From The Magnetic Monster to Silverback Racer (with Klingons). In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest BEN CROMPTON discuss, among other things, the outdated bigotry of Spiderman and why hippies always spell trouble. "Welcome to the Budd-osphere."

From The Taking Of Pelham 123 to Too Fast, Too Fuhrer-ous. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the dumbest Native Americans in history and the city of New York having a bad hair day. "It's the Union Jack waistcoat, isn't it?"

From Salem's Lot to Flamin-go And Save Your Life. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Disney's most pornographic movie and a Marvel hero's religious epiphany. "It is my pleasure to serve. Waft arms."

From Next Goal Wins to Bats For Christmas. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest PIPPA EVANS discuss, among other things, Andie MacDowell's pubic grenade and Marilyn Monroe keeping a safe distance from the AT-ATs. "Mighty chilly on the beach, you know."

From Basic Instinct to The Watergate Plumbers: Patching That Leak. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the meanest prison ship in all of space and how the Gremlins killed a medical career. "Action Jackson!"

From Falling For Christmas to Summer School Terror Of The Wind. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest SUSIE McCABE discuss, among other things, Tom Hanks in a turkish prison and the easiest possible choreography in Footloose. "Why won't pigeon people make friends with me?"

From Single All The Way to Out For A Hippopotamus On The Titanic. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest PAUL McDANIEL discuss, among other things, what would make kids pray for the Child Catcher and the immortality of wombats. "Skin that sheep in a sexy way."

From Renfield to A Sheepload Of Trouble. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why Eddie Redmayne doesn't deserve to be the new Robin Askwith and the importance of not being near a hungry Jeff Goldblum. "I need a block of ice and a big knife and I need you to act surprised."

From Oppenheimer to Eucalyptus & Me. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, John Wick in Greenock and why you should end The Italian Job early. "I didn't know I'd have to shield you from the ugly truth of the coke fuelled disco 70s."

From Invasion of the Body Snatchers to The Vulture Club: Did You Really Want To Eat Me. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why Indonesian gangsters are no match for Gene Kelly and what if Johnny Utah was way past his prime. "Ever the master of understatement was Dizzy Gillespie."

From Dream Scenario to The Greatest Of All Time. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Sandra Bullock embarrasses herself and what happens when you disturb Woody Allen's egg. "Happy Fourth of July, Mr Bear!"

From The Bourne Identity to Dr Serious & The Big Hairy Spider Of Love. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, several episodes of "Your Dad Remembers..." and the box office poison of Charles Dance. "I'll be sitting here with my forbidden thoughts about Rosie Hetherington."

From Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour to One Prick Against Thousands In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the availability of mascara after the apocalypse and how Q department is sick of your shit. "A vision In chiffon and silk."

It's an Oscars trivia special - a little earlier than normal - listen with baited breath as Stu & Joe struggle with utterly useless information. Play along at home and see if you're less useless. PS - thank you for all your emails, we very much appreciate them and we'll address as many as we can when we return.

While the main show takes a small break, (back soon), enjoy this little snatch of inane, trivial mutterings which was deemed too inane and  trivial for our trivial and inane show.  Play along if you like - no cheating.

From Escape From New York to Dear Argentinians, One Hump Or Two. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Brad Pitt & MLK's landmark love affair and the three types of Gene Hackman. "Reasons."

From Paranormal Activity to Seahorse, See Die. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, whales in witness protection and Mandela's scheme to become Iron Man. "Back and to the left."

From Knock At The Cabin to The Cold Heart Of Sean Connery. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the damage Tom Cruise can do from five miles away and Andrew McCarthy's tragic spinal injury. "Mmmmm, NIGHT Shyamalan."

From Talk To Me to Untitled Judy Dench Parrot Horror. In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest MARY BOURKE discuss, among other things, the stench coming off Joan Crawford's coat and the defiant war criminal Maggie Smith. "It spits me out in the middle of Idaho."

From Glen Or Glenda to Britain First, Komodos Last. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, James Stewart being stalked by a tiger and why once you've cried to Debra Winger, nothing else will do. "Pull the string!"

From King Of New York to D.I.Why? In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the potential ubiquity of Flubber in the horror genre and Al Pacino as a sexy, undercover horse. "You're living in the egg of your own self-deception."

From Leon to The Long Neck Of The Law In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the sexual lessons of The Poseidon Adventure and what Rutger Hauer can get for a dollar. "Plink plonk."

From Let The Right One In to Sloth: The Cuddliest Sin In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how Bobcat Goldthwaite is Jimmy Stewart's inevitable future and a catalogue of head injury impressions. "Hilarity ensues."

From The Meg 2: The Trench to Dumbo In A Jumbo: Air Force Mummy Schwarzenegger In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest KIM ASKILL discuss, among other things, a narrow escape for John Candy and why Barbie has fewer and fewer fingers. "C'mon, suckle on my teats."