STTNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast!

Loving Season Three? Why not go back to the beginning and listen to where this whole thing started  in an ALL NEW 2.0 premiere episode of ST:TNGeez! Not Another Start Trek Podcast! Your favorite co-hosts Dave and Andrew begin again on their Five Year Mission to rewatch all 178 episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation! It’s the second recording of the first episode! Confusing? Not really, it’s An...

Meet John Doe! He’s the survivor of a shipwreck with life threatening injuries, but it’s his lucky day because he’s rescued by the flagship of the Federation, the USS Enterprise, and ends up in the tender loving care of one Beverly Crusher. Our favorite doctor is quickly charmed by her new patient’s gentle ways and amazed by his recuperative powers. If his ability to heal himself isn’t enough, Jes...

Lwaxana Troi returns to the Enterprise D, and this time she’s attending a reception following a trade conference on Betazed. It appears she’s caught the eye of a lascivious Ferengi,  Daimon Tog, who wants her for business . . . and pleasure. When Lwaxana tells him to take a space hike, Tog decides the proper solution is to kidnap her AND her daughter (Troi) AND her daughter’s Imzadi (Riker)! It’s...

Wondering if we’ll ever see any more of the original crew besides old man McCoy? Like maybe we’ll see Kirk, or Sulu, or how about Uhura? Good news because in this episode we get to see Mr. Spock . . . ‘s dad. That’s right! It’s Sarek! And he’s back on his final diplomatic mission, a treaty with a mysterious race called the Legarans. The situation is oh so delicate with no room for error which is w...

Ever wonder what it would be like to keep Data like a Funko Pop? It’s all about the Data love in this one as everyone’s favorite android dies in an explosive shuttle accident! Or does he . . . ? Well of course he doesn’t! The accident is staged to conceal a droid napping as eccentric collector Kivas Fajo looks to add Data to his collection of one-of-a-kind objects. Fajo is a messed up dude who lov...

Meet Lt. Reginald Barclay, a mild-mannered engineering officer who just can't catch a break. Struggling with several social challenges, our man Barclay just doesn’t fit in with all of the pretty, perfect people of the Enterprise D, and he uses the holodeck as a means to work out his anxieties. LaForge and Riker lose patience with our new friend’s idiosyncrasies, but when our favorite Galaxy C...

Brace yourself, it's a Deana Troi heavy episode! What, wait? Last episode she was literally doing zero on the bridge, and the episode before that… hey, why don’t they give this empath something to do? A fellow Betazoid, Tam Elbrun (good name, Great Bird!), who is also mentally unstable, comes onboard to help save a sentient star ship from being space-fried in a supernova. Hold on to your writ...

On this exciting episode of ST:TNGEEZ! Not Another Star Trek Podcast, Andrew and Dave take the Wayback machine to the 1960’s and park it on one of Star Trek the original series, most classic episodes. That’s right, it’s “Amok Time"!You know, the one where Spock gets a Vulcan-boner and Kirk tries to get him laid and is killed for the trouble. Wait, Kirk dies? No, no he doesn’t… Sorry.  It’s Da...

When the captain is crankier than usual, the crew decides the best strategy is to nag him until he takes a vacation. Riker nudges him with his enormous erection to head for Risa, a pleasure planet. Realizing he’ll never get a moment’s peace aboard his own ship, Picard relents, packing thick ass books and hilariously flouncy shirts. As soon as he gets to Risa, Johnny is harassed by half-naked resor...

Have you ever wondered what Picard would be like if someone pulled that Klingon pain stik out of his ass?  Picard is chilling in his cabin when he is mysteriously beamed away to a room with four new friends, a seemingly random mix of aliens including a Starfleet cadet. While Picard attempts to get the quartet to work together and solve their escape room, his doppleganger commands the Enterprise! R...

The officer exchange program is back, and this time, it’s the Enterprise playing host to a Klingon first officer, Commander Kurn, a hardass who tries to whip the crew into shape with some old fashion discipline. He leans hard on everyone except Worf, provoking a confrontation between them. When Worf lashes out, Kurn celebrates by announcing that he is Worf’s long-lost brother come to give him the...

Data turns “Take your Daughter to Work Day” into “Make Your Daughter at Work Day”! Data’s always trying to be a better android who wants to be a person. He’s tried his hand at comedy, whistling, detectiv-ing, and making love to women-ing. Now, this crazy robot wants to understand what it’s like to be a dad! Data returns from a cybernetics conference with a positronic brain full of new ideas! Our f...

While the Enterprise D is chilling in space, a temporal rift opens before them and out pops the Enterprise C, heavily damaged from a losing battle with the Romulans! In an instant, everything changes as the older ship’s appearance creates a whole new timeline where the Federation is at war with the Klingon Empire. Only Guinan notices the changes, and she tries to convince Picard that things just a...

Riker is accused of murdering a great scientist, and Picard demands trial by Holodeck! After an orbiting science lab explodes over Tanuga IV, the Tanugan investigator Krag demands Riker be extradited to the planet for interrogation. Not keen on the idea, Picard demands Riker be interrogated aboard the Enterprise to save the production a great deal of money by keeping everything on board. While the...

When the moon hits your eye, then you all gonna die! That’s a red alert for the Enterprise! Bre’el IV’s moon is crashing into the planet, and while the Enterprise struggles to prevent this, Q pops in naked as an Aldeberran Jay bird! It seems that the Q continuum has stripped our Q of his powers, rendering him mortal. Jean-Luc palms Q off to Data to deal with while he drinks tea in his quarters and...

Today’s lesson: killing is bad. In case that’s not clear to you, Dr. Beverly Crusher and her best friend Captain Johnny will explain it to you in painful, painful detail when they get embroiled in yet another society divided by bloodshed. After all the fun we had with the Acamarians and the Gatherers, with the Angosians and their exiled veterans, we get the Rutians and the Ansata. It seems the Ans...

Cue “All Around the Watchtower '' as TNG goes all “Apocalypse Now” on us. The Enterprise is evaluating Angosia III for membership in the federation when their own version of Martin Sheen, Roga Danar, decides to go AWOL and steals a ship only to end up facing off with the flagship of the Federation. After a merry chase, they manage to beam him aboard and wrestle him into submission. While...

So the Enterprise is just tooling along when a sudden visitor from the Romulan Neutral Zone arrives. It’s a Romulan scout ship with a Warbird in hot pursuit! The scout’s passenger seeks asylum aboard the Enterprise. As Picard orders the scout ship enclosed in the Enterprise’s shields, the Warbird shrugs and heads back into Romulan space. The passenger ends up being something as rare as a Ferengi w...

The Enterprise discovers a Federation outpost has been all torn up, and the lovely Beverly Crusher uses a blood sample left behind to track down the attackers. It’s those pesky Gatherers, a rebellious offshoot of the Acamarians. Picard gets it into his bald little head that he can solve this whole problem by dragging Marouk, Sovereign of Acamar, into peace talks with the Gatherers. Sounds reasonab...

Ready for excitement? Adventure? Going boldly and all that? Well, too bad because the Enterprise D is busy hosting negotiations over access to a supposedly stable wormhole. Little do they know, one of the negotiators is ¼ Betazoid, the smarmy Devononi Ral, a professional player who has his eyes set on another prize as well, our beloved Counselor Troi. Ral and Troi engage in a tepid affair while Pa...

Another flipping distress call brings the Enterprise D to the charming and scenic Galorndon Core. While electromagnetic storms rage, Riker, Worf, and Geordi beam down to the site of the call and discover the wreckage of a Romulan ship. Worf then stumbles across an injured Romulan survivor while Geordi stumbles down a whacking huge hole! Riker and Worf are forced to beam back up with the Romulan le...

The Enterprise crew is exploring an uninhabited planet when ship archeologist Marla Aster is killed by an explosive device, leaving behind her son, Jeremy. As head of the away team, Worf feels responsible for the boy and wishes to bond with him (hence the title of the episode) while the rest of the crew is in their feelings over the whole thing. The emotional stew bubbles over when Marla suddenly...

So the Enterprise stumbles on to what remains of an ancient battle in space, and Picard gets all giddy when they find an old starship from the battle still intact. He beams over with Worf and Data, and they find out the ship was incapacitated by a booby trap that drained its energy and killed all the crew. Good thing that can’t happen to the Enterprise, right? RIGHT?! Of course it does, and before...

The Enterprise is headed to Mintaka III to deliver supplies and repair a failing, faulty reactor belonging to a bunch of Federation scientists who have been studying the natives. Seems harmless enough until the reactor starts going cattywampus just before it goes kablooey, blowing up their hidden observation post. Wouldn’t ya know it? A couple of Mintakians just happen to be passing by and see the...

Our Enterprise D gets a distress call from Delta Rana IV and when they get there, they find the planet wiped clean of its inhabitants save one small swatch of land and house where the last two inhabitants of the planet have survived. Before Picard and crew can say “what the fuck is going on?” Counselor Troi is stricken with a musical melody that she just can’t get out of her head. An away team goe...