STTNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast!

The Enterprise is tooling along between shuttling an ambassador here, taking an obsessed astrophysicist there when — BANG, the show goes all Special Ops! That’s right, just when this Galaxy Class thing was stable and moving as the stayed and regular-ol weekly thing, it decided to turn the table over and shake all the pieces loose! Captain Picard gets un-captained by the new, and Coxian Jelico! Tha...

The Enterprise D is paying a visit to Tyrus VII A! We assume Tyrus VII was booked for the weekend, so they were stuck with Tyrus VII A. Bummer. Anywho, what Tyrus VII A lacks in prestige it makes up for in kick ass particle fountains! The grit and grime and danger of mining got you down? Well, Dr. Farallon has the answer for you, shooting a particle cannon from space to do your mining for you! Sou...

The crew of the Enterprise D are enjoying some rare downtime while waiting for a meet up, so they decide to relax a little. Picard plays his flute. Bev and Riker work on a play. Geordi and Data play Science Brothers together, and Worf? He reluctantly decides to be a father to everyone’s favorite little Klingon, Alexander, and go on a Holodeck adventure. The cutest little computer programmer has wh...

Remember when the transporter, Holodeck, warp core, etcetera malfunctioned and then,  fill in the blank disaster happens? Yeah, this episode THAT happens! It’s episode 6, Season 6, “RASCALS” and it’s kids, kids, kids! Up the space butt with the kids! And the show had just promised us it would tone down on the kids, didn’t it? Did it, or was that just Ambassador Andrew’s wishful thinking? Seems the...

The Enterprise is on its way to help Tagra IV, a planet in the midst of an ecological crisis. As part of the mission, they take on an intern, one Amanda Rogers, a plucky young woman with dreams of attending Starfleet Academy. All seems well until odd moments of danger erupt! We’re talking a barrel falling towards Riker - - those damned barrels are a menace!--and Holy Heck! A flippin warp core brea...

The Enterprise D is doing its thing, shuttling an ambassador to a… wait a minute, hold on, they’re charting globular clusters! Globular clusters! Wow! They are charting shit which is only slightly more active than shuttling shit, but that’s not the point. Riker can’t get to sleep! For some reason Numbah One keeps waking up feeling unrested! You might be asking yourself, why would this space advent...

The Enterprise D is tooling along like it does when they jolt out of warp and find themselves face-to-face with a big ass Dyson Sphere! What’s a Dyson Sphere you ask? It’s a giant shell that encompasses a star, creating a whole new environment for people to inhabit. As crazy as that sounds, the crew finds something even crazier on the surface of the sphere--the wreck of an old Starfleet vessel, th...

The USS Enterprise D encounters two battle cruisers who quickly turn tail allowing our flagship to rescue a mediator Ves Alkar -- because on this show, above all else, things need to be mediated. Jev, I mean Ves beams aboard with a companion he calls “Mother” who rants at our wonderful Deanna Troi, accusing her of wanting to get her hooks into Ves! Oh Mother! Oh Troi! Mommy dearest takes an unfort...

Does the idea of taking a ride in a transporter freak you out? No? Well it does Lt. Reg Barclay! Watch as he descends into the “Realm of Fear” in this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Ano ther Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right about . . . NOW! The Enterprise D is on another of its classic missions. Are we talking about seeking out new life or discovering strange new worlds? Nah. The...

Waiting all summe r to find out where your favorite Trek team disappeared to (unless that team consisted of Lt. Worf)? Well if you weren’t sure, it was Nineteen Century San Francisco-Paramount and things get wacky as Jean Luc, Bevahlee, Riker, Geordi, Data, Guinan adventure it up -- say, who’s running the ship anyway? Oh, right -- Worf. Sad trombone for our favorite Klingon! Seems some energy vamp...

The USS Reliant under the command of Capt Terrell and First Officer Pavel Chekov is searching for a barren planet to use as a testbed for Genesis, a terraforming device. By sheer coincidence, they end up finding Khan and his followers who are rightly pissed. Ceti Alpha V turned out to be a hellhole, one McGivers could not survive, and now Khan and company are eager to capitalize on the opportunity...

Ever wanted to recap season 5 of one of your favorite sci-fi shows starring a bald knight who likes to wear a grey sweater? Well, you've come to the right 'cast! It's the re-watch podcast that's not afraid to go deep, deep, deep season... all the way down to season 5: the season that ended the Worf/Klingon-house saga; Mush-Mouth-ed us the linguistics of "When the walls fel...

The Enterprise D heads back to earth when a routine seismic retrofit of San Francisco uncovers something shocking. It’s Data’s flippin’ head, all severed and covered with dirt! Imagine Data’s surprise since his head is still attached to his body! He and the crew are going to have to get their heads in the game to figure out how it ended up buried there back in the 19th century. Everyone is out of...

Ever wanted to see Jean-Luc rock a flute like he was the lead singer in Jethro Tull? Well good news for you then because that’s exactly what happens in “The Inner Light”! It’s an all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right about . . . NOW!We’ve spent the last four seasons of Star Trek the Next Generation watching our intrepid crew get there asses zappe...

Just when you thought it was safe to use the Transporter again… In an attempt to help a stranded Romulan ship,  Geordi and Ensign Ro Larin are phased into ghost mode! The rest of the crew grapples with what they think is the deaths of two of our favorite characters. Data plans a funeral for his best friend Geordi while Worf celebrates. Riker laments and may or may not have feelings for Ensign Ro L...

Remember the Borg? Remember how absolutely terrifying they were? They kidnapped our beloved Jean-Luc and wiped out a huge chunk of Starfleet just a season or so back! But what if I told you these malevolent murder machines were just a pack of misunderstood kids? No, seriously! They may want to assimilate you and absorb everything distinctive and special about you, but that’s what all the robots ar...

Ever wish Star Trek was a show about two little girls being besties? Then this is the episode for you! It’s “Imaginary Friend” on this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right about . . . Is there anything worse than a barrel on the Enterprise? Well, how about a glowy light? Yeah, it’s another one of those, but this time it isn’t taking over Data an...

After a near disaster on a Ferengi vessel, our favorite butt-headed villains sneak on board to uncrack a glow-energy egg in which Kamala, an empathic metamorph, comes cracking out -- and this little alien is hard boiled! Seems Kamala is in the process of finis’ral, a stage of transformation in which her body is emitting heavy doses of pheromones and she’s skunking up the whole ship with that stink...

This episode has it all! An exciting opening where the Enterprise saves Tessen III from a rogue asteroid! The return of fan favorites Alexander and Lwaxana Troi! A bunch of kooky holodeck characters who can juggle and shake dat ass! And mud bath after mud bath! So much mud! You won’t believe all the mud! After being knocked around and paralyzed so far this season, Worf is further humiliated when w...

Were you like me, thinking, say I wonder what young Wesley Crusher is up to? Is he surfing the galaxy fantastic with his pal The Traveler? Has he gone off to join the cast of Stand By Me, Too — Still Standing By You ? Or has he launched a boy band — it’s the 90’s after all! Wesley and the Crushers! No, no, and no — none of that happened. Instead, we go to Earth in this episode and find “Cadet Crus...

Talk about starting an episode with a bang! In one of the most thrilling teasers ever, we see the Enterprise D blow up reeeeeeeal good! So what are we supposed to do for the next 45 minutes? How about we go back to before the explosion and find out what happened? Sounds like fun until the ship blows up again! And again! And . . . Okay, we get it. There’s a problem. Seems the Enterprise is caught i...

A once theoretical “Null Space” has been found – theoretical? Maybe, but Null plus Null always equals Null!  A race of androgo-noians – talk about NULL! The Enterprise swings its “D” into uncharted territory and takes on the brave new world of gender politics for the first time! Talk about boldly going. (The fans were begging for the show to address gay characters – fans, please, stop begging!) Af...

Ever wanted to see Worf’s feet? Good news, shrimpers, because they are on display in “Ethics”! That’s right! It’s an all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right about . . . NOW! We’ve seen Worf battle all manner of Galaxy-class opponents--from Romulans to Ferengi to Borg--but in this episode, he meets his greatest enemy! BARRELS! Giant ass barrels fill...

The Enterprise is scooting around the galaxy when they get a . . . wait for it . . . distress call! The call is only confirmed by the resident empath’s big feelings. Seems a starship went down on the M-Class moon of Mab-Bu IV 172 years ago! But hey, wouldn’t all those people be dead by now? That is unless they had some old-ass Vulcan on board, right? (DId I say, “Went down on Mab-Bu IV”? I did. Ye...

Remember the last time the crew of the Enterprise lost their memories? Yeah, we don’t either, but when they do, it leaves them in quite a “Conundrum.” Find out all about it in this exciting episode of ST:TNGeez . . .  The Enterprise is investigating some weird subspace nonsense when they lose their memories in a flash of light. The confused crew do their best to recover while also trying to figure...