STTNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast!

The Enterprise has had some odd escort gigs, and they’ve had some odd interactions with stars, but being asked to accompany a star fragment? What will they think of next? How about an unknown colony based entirely on eugenics, the practice of manipulating human reproduction to filter out any qualities deemed undesirable by the manipulators? Sounds like some real Nazi shit, doesn’t it? That’s becau...

Ever wonder what Jean-Luc Picard looks like with hair on his head? Find out in “Violations”! It’s an all-new episode of ST:TNGeez . . .  Once again, the Enterprise D is making like a Galaxy Class Uber and ferrying some folks around the quadrant. This time, it’s a trio of Ullians, a race who are able to excavate memories from others using telepathy. Sounds like a fun party trick like pulling a quar...

One thing we can’t get enough of is kids in space! If that’s something you enjoy as well, then join us for “Hero Worship” . . .  Remember the last episode where we got to watch Worf play awkward father to his son, Alexander? Now watch Data play awkward surrogate -father to some kid named Timothy! Seems young Timothy is the sole survivor of a science vessel investigating a “black cluster,” whatever...

The Enterprise is coursing around the galaxy when they’ve been asked to aid in some propulsion event that Geordi gets a space bone about when something even more exciting happens… Worf’s Mom shows up and his son! Hold onto your seats everyone, this space adventure is about to get all up in your… responsibilities ! That’s right, just like in the original series when Kirk rolled up his sleeves and w...

Ever wanted to time travel right onto the bridge of your favorite Galaxy-Class starship? Hey, us, too, but we’ll have to settle for watching Max Headroom do it in “A Matter of Time” on this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez . . . NOW! The Enterprise is on its way to Penthara IV for an emergency rescue mission when Worf notices a temporal anomaly has left something behind. Picard tells Ensign Felton to...

Have you ever wanted to watch Mr. Spock go to meeting after meeting after meeting? Then do we have an episode for you! It’s “Unification, Part II” and it’s an all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not  . . . NOW! Last time, we waited a whole episode to catch a glimpse of Mr. Spock on Romulus. This time we get a whole episode full of him. Here’s Spock in a cave, talking. Here’s Spock in a restaurant, talki...

The Enterprise and crew have been coursing around the galaxy, watching dying stars, corking up ship-in-bottle catastrophes, and trying not to have sci-fi adventures -- like in the original series with Kirk and Spock and shit. They aren’t going to have any of that here, either, but they will have Spock. Kinda. Maybe. After receiving news that the venerable ambassador might have defected to the Romu...

The crew of the Enterprise D is used to Riker bringing something back from Risa, but this time it’s a little more sinister than a run of the mill space STD. It’s something even more contagious, a game! Soon it’s sweeping the ship, and all the crew members and the families and the puppies are addicted to it, and we mean addicted! So addicted, Bev and Riker knock out Data, so the workaholic robot do...

 What happens when the Enterprise malfunctions, decks are separated from each other and the commanding officer is Lieutenant Troi -- Well “Damages” is what happens! The Enterprise encounters a dying star or a crystalline entity, or the Borg and things go more out of control than ever -- wait, what disables this Galaxy Class spaceship? Point being, the bridge crew is separated as Picard is on a fie...

Ever have your hot date ruined by some lousy ass entity? Riker feels your pain in “Silicon Avatar.” It’s another all-new episode of ST:TNGeez Not Another Star Trek Podcast and it’s coming at you right about . . .  What starts as a lovely day on a beautiful new colony quickly becomes a terrifying race for survival as Riker and the Away Team are helping to settle Melona IV when the Crystalline Entit...

Ever wanted to listen to comedy bits written and  sound-designed just for your Star Trek the Next Generation sense of humor? Well it’s a Bonus Clip Show Episode — But hold on, it’s actually good, and it’s coming at your right about….. NOW! Ambassador Andrew and Commander Dave E Dave bring you  something a little different in this episode because, quite frankly, you deserve it! ...And it has nothin...

Have you ever wanted to see what Tasha Yar should’ve been like? Well, you’re in luck as we get to meet “Ensign Ro” in this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right abooooooooooout . . . NOW! Meet the Bajorans! An ancient race of delightful people who have been dispossessed by the occupying Cardassian empire. It appears they’ve just attacked a Federa...

Dave and Andrew, their mics wide open because it’s time for Darmok! on this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez . . .  Season 5 is in full gear as we reach one of the all time classic episodes! The Enterprise D is dispatched to take another swing at establishing communications with the Children of Tama, aka the Tamarians. Seems like previous attempts have failed, so why not send the man who schooled the...

Last time on ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, Worf had resigned from Starfleet to fight alongside Gowron in the Klingon civil war. Honestly, if you want to know all the ins and outs of this bloody conflict, you need to listen to the last episode because it’s . . . It’s a lot. Suffice to say that it’s newly ascended chancellor Gowron vs. the Duras family who are being backed by those sneak...

Special guests Andrea and Shereese from The TNG Podcast are back!  The final frontier is reached at last as we enjoy this final “Next Generation” motion picture extravaganza! In an unexpected maneuver, the newly ascended praetor of the Romulan Empire requests a visit from the Enterprise E!  Picard hightails it to the Romulan homeworld without the common courtesy of dropping off the newlywed Troi a...

It's the season ending wrap up show that you've all been waiting for! Join Andrew and Dave over a steaming hot plate of gagh, or is it ALPO? Dave and Andrew review the past 26 episodes of Star Trek The Next Generation, Season 4, on the Alpha Quadrant's most exciting rewatch podcast. They dive into the good, the bad, and the Geordi as they list into  favorite and not-so-favorite epis...

Ever wanted to watch a bunch of Klingons talking about politics? Sounds like loads of fun to us! It’s the end of Season 4 at least with episode 26, “Redemption Part 1!  Okay, here we go! It’s the giant season cliffhanger, and after last season’s “Best of Both Worlds” Borg-a-thon, this is going to be a doozy! It’s all the Klingon politics you could ever want as Gowron ascends to head of the empire...

It’s almost the end of Season Four and the show wants to fantasize with Data, so they make him fall in love with a woman – is that a thing a robot can even do? (Why don’t you ask Yar?-- know what I mean? BIGGA BIGG: Talk about “Fully Functional” Buck!) One of Data’s crewmates, Jenna D’Sora, gets the hots for him because he’s such a goddamned considerate Robot, and Data gets it in his positronic br...

Geordi is flying to Risa, the pleasure planet, for some much deserved time off when he ends up getting kidnapped by the Romulans! Wait, the Romulans? Yes, the Romulans! Does this have something to do with the rumors the Federation is arming rebels on a Klingon colony on the Federation/Klingon border?  A Klingon ambassador named Kell comes aboard the Enterprise to help Picard and the crew ease tens...

Have you ever wanted to see Bev and Riker make out? Yeah, us neither, but here it comes anyway. It’s “The Host” on this exciting new episode of ST:TNZgeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right about . . . NOW! Introducing the Alpha Quadrant’s best Uber ever—The Enterprise D! Yes, once again, the flagship of the Federation, the scourge of Romulans and Ferengi everywhere, is d...

The Enterprise D is just trying to help revive a dead star for the residents of Kaelon II when the visiting Lwaxana Troi gets all twitter pated over Timicin, a scientist from Kaelon II who happens to be played by David Ogden Stiers from  M.A.S.H. Things all go pear shaped when the dying star keeps dying, and Timicin is scheduled to join them. Seems the residents of Kaelon II have this wacky deal w...

Ever wonder what would happen if they had a good old fashion witch hunt on the Enterprise D? Well hold on to your blunderbuss, Pilgrim, because you’re about to find out in this exciting all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Coming at you right about . . .  The Enterprise is doing nothing, really. Just kinda tooling around space and having a guest over. It’s J’Dan, a Klingon...

Want some action? Some adventure? Some romance, well this one has it all! And Vash! When the Enterprise takes on an Archaeology Symposium, Picard is surprised to find special guests Vash and Q on the guest list, and when you have Q on board, comedy, and high jinks ensue! (Did you ever imagine the second half of the episode would be a Robin Hood - re-imagine? Well, it is! First, in the gosh-darn te...

Ready to boldly go and discover exciting new worlds? Yeah, sure, but first we have to run some errands. This time, the Enterprise D is dispatched to see why the very impressive, nuclear powered Argus Array isn’t working. That’s right! The Argus Array, a badass telescope! The flagship of the Federation staffed with the crew that single-handedly stopped the Borg from invading earth, is investigating...

Remember when Geordi re-created Leah Brahms on the holodeck -- well this time he uses the Holodeck right! It’s an exciting return …. Wait, was this the same show that just had Deana Troi on wires? Geordi and his ex commander Susanna Leitjen return to a past mission where fellow mission-eers are beginning to go missing. The only two left are Geordi and Susanna, and Susanna is strangely compelled to...