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As we near the conclusion of our 12 day spectacular, we take a look at 2018's the Princess Switch, a movie in which an actress plays two roles and two reviewers try to survive. Listen along to find out one of our TRUE feelings about Christmas.

Have you ever heard that George Michael song and thought, "Man, what if someone gave a literal heart?" Well that's what this movie is about. Also, ghosts, but not the cool Dickens kind. Listen to us debate whether or not this movie needed to be a christmas movie or if it could have stood alone in today's episode!

Today we're looking at the other Hallmark movie on our list, suggested by a fan. Snow Globe Christmas tells the story of a woman who is bonked in the head and wakes up in a snow globe in this take on It's a Wonderful Life meets generic holiday glurge. Come listen to our pitch for this one as a horror movie! Also, Turk is in this movie.

Hallmark finally got us. Listen in to our first (but not last) review of a TV movie that actually... isn't bad? Are we going soft in our old age? Has the relentless cheer of the holiday season finally worn us down? Or was this just an actually funny movie? Listen in and find out.

Hey, it's Eddie Murphy in a Christmas movie! Come listen in as we discuss a surprisingly decent and fun holiday tale of a man who is DESPERATE to win the Candy Cane Lane lighting competition, and the evil elf that ensares him along the way.

Our 12 days of Christmas continues, this time with 5 golden rings, but woven together into one chainmail shirt, as we take on the Knight Before Christmas. How will a time-traveling Edwardian Knight fare in the modern world? Will Stacy ever tell him to stop bringing his sword to diners? Can we find the link between Christmas and chivalry? Find out in today's episode!

Today, we have a reboot of the 1990 classic. Home Sweet Home Alone answers questions like "Should the wet bandits have had a sympathetic backstory" and "what if we actually ROOTED for the wet bandits to get Kevin?" Why did they do this? Why's the sky blue? How's the positrac rear-end on a plymouth work? They just do. Listen in and hear our thoughts on this love letter to capitalism. Drop us a line...

Well howdy there Wastelanders! Today, instead of three French Hens, we're bringing you one bad movie. 2022's I believe in Santa genuinely made us question how low the bar is to get a script approved by Netflix. It also sheds light on a marginalized community- adult Santa believers. Truly one of the most bananas movies we've ever seen, you'll have to listen along to hear us struggle to find the goo...

It's Day 2 of the twelve days of Christmas, and instead of two turtle doves, we brought you the second California Christmas movie. Hey, have you ever thought that commuting was a relationship death sentence? If so, you're a protagonist of this movie. Listen in to see what we have to say about the continuing story of Callie and Joe in one of the most unnecessary sequels ever made! Let us know what...

That's right, we're doing twelve back to back to back (etc) days of Christmas movies, starting with "A California Christmas." Does Greg think this movie represents California? Does Ringo know anything about wine? Do either of them have the willpower to watch through this movie? Gotta listen in and find out! Let us know in the comments what your favorite Christmas movie is! Drop us a line: Streamin...

This week, Greg and Ringo take on A Castle for Christmas! Watch Brooke Shields and Cary Elwes read lines to the best of their ability as we watch the actors wander around a drafty castle in a movie where we both agree that the dog was one of the best characters! Drop us a line with your thoughts: Streamingwasteland@gmail.com

Ho ho ho! It's the holiday season, and what better way to kick that off then with some good ol' fashioned violence? This week we're looking at 2022's Violent Night! What did we think of David Harbour as Santa? How do we feel about the Home Alone scene mid-movie? And which one of us recommends this movie? Gotta listen in to find out! Let us know what your favorite christmas movie is! Wanna reach us...

What if a wish goes wrong? That's the main focus of this week's movie, 2022's Disenchanted. Come listen to us talk about what we'd wish for, discuss good and bad musicals, and talk about the idea of generous readings of a movie. Don't forget to like and subscribe! Rate the show if you're a fan, and let us know in the comments what you thought of this episode. Drop us a line! StreamingWasteland@gma...

We wrapping our 4 day weekend of thankfulness with Underworld Evolution, from 2006. Come hear us discuss peak vampire, lore dives, and of course, Kate Beckinsale in black leather. Let us know what movies you're thankful for! Drop us a line at streamingwasteland@gmail.com Follow us on all the socials: https://linktr.ee/streamingwstlnd

This weekend, we're nothing but grateful, so we're taking a look at movies we're thankful for. Today, it's 2000's Snatch, directed by Guy Ritchie. Come listen in as we profess our love for Boris the Blade and talk about how hot Brad Pitt is as Mickey! Drop us a line: Streamingwasteland@gmail.com Let us know what movies you're thankful for in the comments!

Another installment of Streaming Thanksland, coming your way! Today, we're taking a look at The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, one of Ringo's favorites! Come listen to us yap about our love for Western movies and our pure joy for "pan shot!"

It's Thanksgiving, and what better way to celebrate than with a 4 episode mini-series of movies we're thankful for? Starting off the weekend, we have Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, one of Greg's picks. Find out why he picked it, learn if Ringo loved it, and listen to both of us try not to get emotional when we talk about it! What's a movie you're thankful for? Let us know in the comments!

As the chill sets in across most of the Northern Hemisphere, join us as we review Palm Springs, a truly fun romance that'll make you feel warm on the inside and on the out! Listen to us discuss our escape strategies for time loops, find out what we would do when living the same day over and over again, and don't forget to give us a rating!

This week, we're looking at Cocaine Bear, a movie that answers the question of "What if meme become movie" and makes you wish you'd been in the forest when that bear was on it's rampage. Is it hilarious to see a bear on cocaine? Find out in this episode of Streaming Wasteland! If you want to get a hold of us, you can find us on all the major socials, or drop us a line: streamingwasteland@gmail.com

Hey folks! I forgot to tell Ringo we're recording so this time, it's just me! Join me as I begin an odyssey through the proto-franchise itself, starting with the movie that started it all, Dr No! Should you go all the way back to 1962 and watch this? Listen to find out!

This week, we're taking on a request to look at 2011's Drive Angry, starring Nicolas Cage and some other people! Was he able to Drive Angrily enough to save this granddaughter? Were we aware that this movie was meant to be shot in 3D? Does the DC Universe mean "direct current?" Find out in this week's episode!

It's almost Halloween, so what better way to wrap up our spooky season then with the first horror monster we all learn about- The Boogeyman? This 2023 update has us asking, "Wait, can horror be deeper?" Come listen along as we discuss the finer points of this grief monster!

What would you do if you were at a remote cabin and suddenly Dave Bautista and Ron Weasly knocked at the door? That's what we find out in this film!

This week, we check out The Pope's Exorcist, a movie that we thought would be about exorcising the pope, but instead feels like it's setting us up for potentially 200 more movies. Find out what we think of Russell Crowe's italian accent, if we understand the rules of possession, and why Ringo is going to school in this week's episode!

Have you ever thought to yourself, "The best thing about Nic Cage is when he doesn't talk?" Then this movie is for you! Come see Ghost Rider as The Janitor, who takes on a gang of possessed animatronics in "Legally Different Enough from FNAF." Find out why Greg hated it, why Ringo liked it, and who may not know how old they are!