Streaming Wasteland

Welcome back! This week, we took a look at 2023's Pet Sematary: Bloodlines, a movie that definitely exists! Find out if we would bury our loved ones in the evil dirt or if we'd be on the side of the 5 townsfolk who know what's going on!

Bonus episode! We watched 2023's We Have a Ghost and thought to ourselves, "The CIA? Really?" Should you watch this one during the spooky season this year? Tune in and find out!

This week, we're taking a look at 2021's Old, an M Night movie that actually succeeds in making you feel aged by the end of it! Listen along as we discuss time-warping beaches (you know, that old chestnut) and the evils of Big Pharma.

The spookiest season brings out the spookiest movies, and also this one! For our first bonus episode, we watched 2016's Don't Hang Up, which is the bad parts of Saw mixed with the bad parts of Scream to make a movie that's... just not good.

This week, we take a look at Cooties, an alleged horror comedy where the big joke is that kids are gross. Find out what we thought in this episode of Streaming Wasteland!

Don't worry, this isn't the end for us! This week, we're taking on 2018's How It Ends, a movie that believes that if the power went out for a day, we'd devolve into Lord of the Flies!

This week, we take a look at Metal Lords, a movie about, well, metal, and also cellos? Find out how much of a nerd Greg is when it comes to metal this week on Streaming Wasteland!

Tonight we talk about "The Little Mermaid" Live action and a German foreign film called "Paradise." Greg and I have talked about doing little excursions out into the waste and I finally went out on my own. Hope you enjoy it.

This week's movie is Sex, Guaranteed, a sex comedy that lives up to neither of those words. But we learned about trampolines, so that's something!

This week, we watched Free Guy, a generically named movie about a generic NPC played by a generic Ryan Reynolds. Tune in to find out how our very own Ringo feels about Deadpool himself!

This week, we watch 2019's I am Mother, a movie that made us both strongly contemplate leaving the bunker for the unknown outside world. We also talk about how TV shows just end now, and how that makes us feel.

This week, we watched 2023's Your Place or Mine, a rom-com that made both of us decide that we'd rather just stay home.

This week, we watch a modern Mark Twain story with the Peanut Butter Falcon, a movie that makes us want to atomic throw so many movies into a river.

This week, we check out Logan Lucky, which begs the question- who's the lucky one here?

This week, we take a look at 65, starring Adam Driver! Do we think Kylo Ren is a good actor? Can he defeat a raptor in the dark? Did we actually... like this movie? Listen in to find out!

This week, we join Liam Neeson on a graveyard stroll. Why wasn't this movie more popular? Tune in and hear our theories!

This week, we look at Terry Gilliam's The Man Who Killed Don Quixote, a movie that took 29 years to make! Did we become loyal squires of the film or were we left just charging at windmills? Tune in to find out!

This week, we take on the Wrong Missy! How would you react if you accidentally texted a blind date that went horribly instead of the woman of your dreams?

This week, we take a look at 2016's The Comedian, a story about a comedian trying to shake free of his past by boring two reviewers!

Welcome back to Streaming Wasteland! This week, we take a look at The Wretched, a movie that made us both wonder how many siblings we were missing! Don't forget to like, follow, subscribe, download, and find us on social media!

This week, we take a look at 2022's American Carnage, a movie that's actually 3 movies but not in a cool way. Can we make it out of the nursing home? Listen to find out!

This week, we take on Dragged Across Concrete, a movie that asks- how much chewing can YOU endure?

This week, we take a look at 1990's Cadillac Man. Joey has 2 girlfriends, an ex-wife, a crazy person, and two bored viewers to handle in this movie.

This week, we take a look at 2020's Vanguard, a movie that can't just say "ok, that's enough." Bring your hoverboard and your solid gold supercar and take a listen!

This week, we look past the visible spectrum of light and discover a real gem! Spectral is Black Hawk Down meets Ghostbusters meets Gears of War, and somehow, it works? Let us know what you think!