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maliciouscompliance where Tank driver tells me he doesn't want to see or hear from me, so he doesn't. paperwork not good enough the first time? no problem, we will do it again. but you're paying. You have to stay till 6pm Boss said no working from home, so I came in sick as requested. New Manager Forces Me To Take Lunches, So I do. Bias Towards Seafood and Screaming Results in a "Healthy" Dish of...

r amithejerk? where AITA for only buying food for myself? AITA for asking my sister-in-law to rub sunscreen on my back when I have back acne ? AITAH for making my daughter go to bed early even though all her friends stay up late? AITA for telling my Fiancé one of her bridesmaids can’t bring her boyfriend AITA I am a 58year old only child. My very elderly parents want to have a say in the protectio...

r prorevenge where She wanted credit for my work, so I gave it to her. Deplaning I "stole" from a shopping cart Mean elderly lady skips the wrong line. The Door on the Garage Goes Up and Down, Up and Down. The Door on the Garage Goes Up and Down All Through the Town (well, night) Got my revenge after the neighbor beat his wife and made a false police report against me. Neighbour was feeding 12 str...

r amithejerk? where WIBTA if I refuse to transfer shares in an apartment I inherited to my Aunt according to a deal she had with my late mother 16 years ago? AITA for continuing to take my neighbor’s cats to the shelter? AITA for taking off my shirt in front of my daughter's friends because I was having a hot flash ? AITA for pulling our neighbors dog away from our baby when it wasn't listening to...

r prorevenge where Got an “Unknown Caller” and decided to get weird Finally returned the favor to my idiot brother Tried to help someone who parked illegally, he yells at me. Pettiness ensues. My Boss Was an Jerk so I Quit Without Notice My ex bf of 2 years asked for his bracelet back after we broke up, but I sent him a video of me cutting it up and throwing it away. I've been your donkey for mont...

r TIFU TIFU by telling my roommate her boyfriend can't come over anymore TIFU by leaving the baby monitor on during some much-needed alone time TIFU today by trying to feed my sunbeam snake and accidentally becoming a rat mom TIFU by leaving my fiance, who's recovering from abdominal surgery, alone in his recliner TIFU by trying to pick up my 6'2" boyfriend TIFU — All those pretty shoes TIFU becau...

r prorevenge where When I got 20 people fired because they tried to fire me. Asked me for a job after making it clear we aren’t friends My boss said my style would ruin the company. He ended up ruining it himself and wanted me to save it. Newlywed + Nearly a Widow + Heartless Mother-in-Law = Petty Revenge. Update: Grandma is “subtly” transphobic so I’m going all out Sold our house Changed seats wh...

r prorevenge where Made him wait all day He fired so he Fired ! She believes in use and throw. So I blocked her Netflix. Want to disturb my sleep? You can't breed now. Thats a nice spotless car you got there! My guest treated the property like hers "Sorry, it's not in my job description" Woman parks in handicapped ramp, has to wait for me to lower grandma and set up her wheelchair. Boss was a rich...

r TIFU TIFU by forgetting I was wearing wireless earbuds during a Teams meeting TIFU by getting my husband excited at the wrong time. TIFU by trying to impress a Bumble date - spent most of the time in the washroom TIFU by trusting my sober friend to drive my car TIFU by lying to restaurant staff about my grandma‘s ears TIFU by totally missing a girl flirting hard with me TIFU by calling out my co...

r amithejerk? where AITA for wearing a two-piece bikini to my granddaughter's birthday pool party ? AITA for refusing to help my boyfriend's dying mother while planning a trip to Europe? AITA for not cooking breakfast for my niece and nephew? AITA Woman screeching all night during Post Malone concert and I told her to knock it off. AITA for refusing to go on a double honeymoon? AITA For Choosing t...

r TOMC where I was happy when my ex got cheated on I told my daughter the truth about her father. Now she won't speak to me. My teacher who called me stupid in HS, was a patient of mine My adoptive family will not stop pressuring me to get DNA tested. Questioning whether or not to let my MIL hold our newborn again. I became a German citizen, and my friend called me a traitor I pretend to be okay w...

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling a woman to keep her comments to herself in an elevator? AITA for telling a girl she’s not coming to the bachelorette because she can’t afford it, after she kept changing her mind and having other people speak for her? AITA:My mother wants to take my infant daughters on an outta state trip, my wife n I said no AITA for telling my boyfriend that if he wants to un...

r TOMC where I moved to Italy for 6 months and am more miserable than ever My girlfriend basically saved my life I finally told my wife I found out about her secret. My friend keeps using her religion to justify her entitlement and odd behavior, and I'm tired of her. My young niece didn't know what AIDS was and that brought me to tears I don't feel sorry that she's miserable now. Medical complex c...

r prorevenge where My grandmother is “subtly” transphobic, so I’m going all out Sure. I'll help pack up. My roommate kept stealing my oat milk. So I switched it with watered-down mayo juice. A future lawyer’s petty revenge on a tenant Group project revenge My competitive friend was always insulting my wine, so I tricked him into sampling and insulting his own. Some guy parked across 3 handicap spo...

maliciouscompliance where Food stamps caseworker blues Was told i required a doctor’s note after taking sick time. Manger told me to no longer h have my register swapped when its "full." Ok bet! Penny wise, Pound foolish If Larry Likes You, You're Good! It’s on the house! You want me to tell people about our + service AND set it up for them? Bet. Bartending Spill Sheet Can't Drink Water in Plain S...

maliciouscompliance where 9yo son going to sleep My customer was always asking for a discount Hire Her, No Matter What. As you wish. Needs More Lemons? Alright Then. Want ambulances to travel faster than the speed of light? No. Raise denied for not working overtime Yes Sir You're the Lawyer Sir Every communication with the customer needs to be logged? You got it! He refused to go shopping for dres...

r prorevenge where My cousin told me to “save my pity” now he wants it Surprised an online bully in the mail A friend wouldn't look at my new car so i pretended to be very unimpressed by her new car. No ice cream for Karen They say petty revenge is a dish best served cold ... I bruised the bananas to prove a point! Caught the Office Food Thief Accidentally Moved my still damp laundry? Fine I'll me...

maliciouscompliance where This Is Your Name (Malicious compliance by passive resistance.) Scan every item individually. Okay, boss. Don't want me near you? Okay, I'll let you stay outside while I'm by the door. Be nice to drive-through workers Every email needs to be CC’d to me - sure, hope you like notifications I'll be fired if I don't find someone to cover my shift?.. Update on of course I’ll m...

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my friend she’s in the same league as men she calls ugly? AITA for kicking my fiancé out after he mocked my mental health? AITA for refusing to keep paying “Black tax” even though my family is struggling? AITA for calling my sister a Dumb B after she chastised my SIL for how she gave birth? AITA?: Clapped Back at My Uncle for Mocking My Startup AITA? My friends...

maliciouscompliance where You make the F…..ing yogurt! Don’t Touch My Laundry, no matter what. "Spit it out!" Enjoy bankruptcy! Do here is a Navy one for some variety My HOA's battle with the community cat "We need specific reasons!" You’re going to save money by making it harder to file expense reports? Game on! Start 30 minutes later to save company money? Ok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

r amithejerk? where AITA for not letting my friend borrow one of my designer dresses for a wedding after she called me “shallow” for buying them? AITA for not wearing a bra when my husband has his friends stay over? AITA for telling my BIL he needs to book a hotel when he and my sister were staying at my house? AITA for not rearranging a funeral for my cousin? AITA: I was yelled at today by a male...

r prorevenge where My ex wouldn’t stop using my netflix, so I changed the profile name to ‘CHEATER’ and it toddler settings i was the only one cleaning the bathroom. so i stopped and stopped using it too She mocked my accent in class, I gave her fake vocab before exam He tried to spoil the gender reveal, so he got a taste of humility He skipped the group project meetings. So I submitted it with on...

r TIFU TIFU by dropping peppermint oil in the bath TIFU: I went to Costco to return something TIFU by letting my boyfriend bought fur scrapes online TIFU by using my cat to test if my girlfriend was cheating TIFU Dumped my first GF for a burrito. TIFU by trying to impress my niece and becoming a party villain TIFU by getting rid of a houseplant TIFU by pocket dialing my detailer TIFU Accidentally...

r TOMC where I want to give my daughter up for adoption. I cry almost every morning before work My wife is pregnant and wants to quit her job My coworker caught me off guard and I got sent home I pooped my favorite pair of pants while driving today my boyfriend applied for his masters and got it, but i’m only finding out at a “friends” gathering I Regret Befriending My Disabled Friend I think I ha...

r prorevenge where Tired of being the workhorse while others chill. So I let my laptop 'accidentally' brick itself during BIOS update Old lady wanted to be impatient so I decided to be petty. had a golden opportunity to be petty towards some racists at the boat marina Probably the most petty revenge you will see on this sub. Snap at me on my last day? I’ll make your weekend project last for weeks....