Storytime

r amithejerk? where AITA for sending Child Maintenance statements to my ex-MIL AITA for being part of group saying no to a big event in our gardens? AITA for “letting” my girlfriend stop coming over in the mornings after my mom’s friend complained about her showering? AITA for refusing to babysit my sister’s kids every weekend even though I “work from home” and she says I have the time? AITA for n...

r TIFU TIFU by dying my bathtub blue/purple TIFU by not talking to a sweet girl on my train - this is the second time something like this happened. TIFU by trying to help my cat after he got a bag caught around his neck TIFU by trying to wash my hair on an empty stomach TIFU by thinking I could fit through a bunk bed ladder TIFU by dumping 2 quarts of grease down my sink TIFU by craping my pants T...

r prorevenge where Upstairs neighbors were too loud, so I returned the favor Cheating spouse My college roommates and her friends would eat all of my food, so, they ate brains. My sister kept ignoring my text, so I started replying to hers after a 24-hour delay Petty revenge via the world’s worst ringtone. 😂 My bf would never tell me when he’d be home Steal from me while a guest in my home? Enjoy...

r amithejerk? where AITA for not waking up a tourist who overslept and missed the day trip she paid for? AITA for telling my husband’s childhood best friend she’s too involved with my kid? AITA For Pointing out my wife acted similar after my SIL's gender reveal? AITA for “startling” a woman by saying “on your left” while riding my bike like a normal person? AITA for shouting at my father for what...

r amithejerk? where AITA For telling my Niece her mother tried to give her away as a baby? AITAH for calling my sister in law disrespectful after she gave my son a haircut. AITA for expecting my husband to not have double standards for his kids vs mine? AITA for not asking my friends daughter to be my flower girl? AITA for "hiding" my half siblings from my brother? AITA My mom thinks that I shower...

r prorevenge where Petty revenge on my mom spilled my dad's abusive, cheating, and drinking lore to his parents on his birthday I made over 20 companies mail my friend copies of the U.S. Constitution Spilled her beer on my wife’s feet and ignored it It was International Waters Some idiot at a desert party You get what you deserve I cost a few managers the big bonuses they were looking forward to M...

r TIFU TIFU by accidentally rejecting a girl and only realizing it one hour later TIFU by putting my drawers on the free table at work TIFU I Got Too High and Lost My Job TIFU by letting my younger cousin win at Mario Kart TIFU for allowing HR to hire a guy I dated once. Now he’s my boss and he’s hanging it over me like I missed out. TIFU by chugging a THC Seltzer. TIFU by falling asleep during my...

r amithejerk? where AITA for asking for my dead sisters ring back after my brother used it to propose AITA for telling my teacher she can't deduct marks over putting citations in my work? AITA for telling my roommate's friend about my heritage? AITA for bringing hazelnut coffee over? AITA for pushing back on my brother’s request when I had already made arrangements with our mom? AITAH for taking a...

r TIFU TIFU: Ripping Butt on an Airplane TIFU by looking up my SO’s Reddit TIFU by throwing a surprise party for my super introverted roommate TIFU by telling my girlfriend I’m not ready to take care of her kid TIFU by letting my girlfriend take a “funny” picture of me and having her friends accidentally see it TIFU by not tipping the cashier? TIFU by mistaking a stranger’s car for mine and sittin...

r amithejerk? where AITA telling my cousin the real reason I stopped letting her babysit my daughter was her own behavior? AITA for not waiting for my partner at the police station after he was questioned for something he did behind my back? AITA for not labeling my pocket knife as not safe for food? AITA for pouring my girlfriend’s mom’s soup through a colander so I can pick out some vegetables I...

maliciouscompliance where You want me to go home? Okay! Ok let’s call the park officer We never have time to do it correct, but we always have time to do it again. Written account of everything. When is lunch? Receptionist to Office Coordinator real quick HAHA "Just scrub harder" Talk to the Hand Dress more appropriately for church. Sure, I’ll follow the rule literally Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

r amithejerk? where AITA for the way I got my sister to eat fruit? AITA for not giving my parents a loan on their new restaurant? AITA for not going to my TWIN'S Wedding??? AITA for refusing to take care of my ill grandmother? AITA for laughing at what my co-worker said when I thought it was a joke? AITA for bringing my dead father up in front of my mother's new husband? AITA for dropping a call w...

maliciouscompliance where Company has an asinine travel policy, costs them extra CEO's Assistant said it wasn't right I had a nicer chair than he did Timeclock compliance You want me to participate in the weekly all-hands? No problem. Creepy dean asks creepy request, IT complies. Flooding the monitor He came for a refund, so I gave him one. When the big company doesn't trust employees He doesn’t c...

r amithejerk? where AITA for locking myself in my office when we have company? AITA for not inviting my neighbours autistic 8yo to my 2yo sons toddler party? WIBTA for not going on a bachelorette trip to a waterpark because I’m overweight? AITA for telling my girlfriend I don’t want to go to the grocery store after work. AITA for using my cousins religious beliefs to defend my SO? AITA For not giv...

r prorevenge where My aunt keep borrowing my make up, so I let her borrow the wrong one I poured a drink on a girl's head Operation depth Charge A regular kept spoiling a show I was watching. Manager maliciously made me miss two days of paycheck and harassed me during her vacation. I made sure everyone that was about to enter the company know about it so the vacancy wouldn't get filled Ok, I’ll F*...

maliciouscompliance where Doctor put a weight limit on what you could lift? Okay then "You need to message me when finish with a client before going to the next one". As you wish. I won’t touch your stuff, even to help you You must use the company car Don't think anyone will care what I think and advise me to leave a negative review? Awesome let's see what happens Don't be on your phone while on t...

maliciouscompliance where Stupid bank scenario “Stuck to the script” so I did. Word for word. I have to teach in my classroom? Bet. Video Attendance Is Required. Fine. I won't touch anything in the kitchen Hallways had "lanes" for students to get them to class faster Not My Lot, Not My Problem. Won't let me work from home while I'm contagious? Bet. "Accidentally" destroying important manager docum...

r prorevenge where Goodbye TV show progress, goodbye watchlist! Make Me Sing When I'm Sick? I'll Make You Retire. My SIL didn’t want to follow my house rules… so I let her follow mine the hard way He's already lost everything, His brother made sure to kick the knife in deeper I was just pretending to be smart so no need for my help Take my cloths out of the dryer? Have fun walking home in your und...

r TIFU TIFU by asking my sibling’s gf to fit check me in her bra I didn't realize I hadn't actually been drinking a lot of caffeine in my life, and then I tried a coffee with 600mg of caffeine at one time which gave me my first ever caffeine shakes. i had a seizure trying to kiss my crush but we're dating now TIFU by pouring coolant into my windshield washer tank TIFU by putting ice on my burnt sk...

r prorevenge where Neighbor let his dog poop on my lawn daily, so I launched a neighborhood smear campaign. Literally and figuratively...... Roommate who can't clean up after himself I “stole” a car from a car thief Copy My Paper? Fine. Look Like An Idiot The universe’s petty revenge What lock? She never hit me again No wood for you Bin etiquette note Oh you wanna be an butt, enjoying seating your...

r TIFU TIFU by eating too much broccoli TIFU by accidentally ruining my sister’s engagement announcement TIFU by sleepwalking out of my hotel room... completely naked TIFU by donating blood with Ulcerative Colitis TIFU by asking a coworker if the vet wanted to put her sister down TIFU by eating an edible before my HOA meeting TIFU by crashing into the wrong car which turned out to be my boss’s TIF...

r prorevenge where Block my promotion? I'll block you from getting hired. Followed a rude lady round the supermarket with a crying child One 'sweet' move put an end to the daily haggles! Careful with your carry-on bags. Measure twice. You’ll never do that again Listening to loud music on the bus, not on my watch! My ex cheated on me with a friend of mine I introduced him to Classmate got "pranked"...

r amithejerk? where AITA for now keeping secrets from my grandma because she ruined the gender reveal? AITA, asked the neighbor to move their ‘little farm stand’ because people are stealing from MY garden AITA for expecting to see a receipt before paying my half of the grocery shopping? AITA for telling my 'friend ' she can yank her child when she has one? AITA for matching my husband's energy for...

maliciouscompliance where They said meetings were mandatory even when sick. So I joined with my camera on. Flu and all Rules are rules, unless you don't like them. Office edition. Rules are important Returning My English Books Making a splash with his compliance. Deck them halls and do it right! Phoney Business Told to ‘dress up’ for sleazy functions Wanna go for a walk? You don’t want kid food? A...

r amithejerk? where AITA for not letting my sister ride in my car? AITA for telling off my 'future' sister in law when she didn't want to invite my younger brother to her wedding AITA for refusing to lock my cats up so my friend’s boyfriend can visit my house? AITA for telling my friend to STOP telling me about his "jealousy" of women, especially lesbians ? AITA for refusing to share my space with...