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r amithejerk? where AITA: My girlfriend is mad that I don’t want to babysit her nephew on Father’s Day. AITA for not bringing my niece shopping after she was extremely rude/mean to me, even if she “apologized”? AITA for telling my parents I do not want to attend university AITA - I was promised a financial gift from my dad but he died before I got it. My sisters now say I shouldn't be able to clai...

r TIFU Showed my friend the Reddit post where I trashed hair dye—she laughed hysterically, then calmly told me she’s always hated my haircut. We’re even now. I think. I asked my husband if he wants to wrestle to initiate hooked up. Instead, he watches wrestling. Tried to screenshot-snark about a coworker’s sloppy email, accidentally reply-all’d the screenshot to the entire project list, spent the...

r amithejerk? where AITA for ordering alcohol? AITA for not adjusting our China trip to my BIL’s cardio limits? AITA for getting a belly piercing without discussing it with my boyfriend beforehand? AITA for leaving dinner early after my boyfriend’s friend introduced me as “the current one”? WIBTA: Taking my coffee maker with me when I leave my current job AITA- I (20m) went to sleep before my girl...

r TIFU TIFU by finding my wife attractive TIFU by ignoring a mosquito and going back to bed TIFU by hitting my niece TIFU by assuming my coworker was a vampire TIFU by flashing a hotel staff member on our girls’ trip 😔 TIFU by showing my toddler good dental hygiene TIFU: told my friend how much I can’t stand paperback novels before she gave me my birthday gift TIFU by accidentally slapping boyfri...

r TOMC where I want to give my daughter up for adoption. I cry almost every morning before work My wife is pregnant and wants to quit her job My coworker caught me off guard and I got sent home I pooped my favorite pair of pants while driving today my boyfriend applied for his masters and got it, but i’m only finding out at a “friends” gathering I Regret Befriending My Disabled Friend I think I ha...

maliciouscompliance where They said if you leave during the fire drill, don’t come back, so i went home for the day Don't clock out on breaks? Why yes I will gladly comply !Just do it the way I said Client asked me to report everything I do during shift. I did. Then they stop asking. You want me to follow EVERY step of the manual? Okay then… Keep winning—let payroll take care of itself Smokers Get...

maliciouscompliance where No client communication unless it goes through me? Sure. I'll wait. Don't want me to work from home once or twice a month? Watch me do so twice a week. US Army complies with administration demands to revert name of Fort Gregg-Adams to original Fort Lee Done touch anything that isn’t yours. If you say so roomie Not Social Enough You Said 'Only Use My Words'? Sure - I'll Us...

r TIFU TIFU by thinking a disabled child was an owl TIFU by accidentally calling out an emergency code in a hospital waiting room. TIFU: The time I accidentally cheated on a college course. TIFU ignoring my appendicitus TIFU by picking up a "cute little baby mole" TIFU by having turned off highways on google maps for 10months TIFU by assuming my travel luggage was empty before letting a coworker b...

r amithejerk? where AITA for locking the office fridge after someone kept stealing my lunch? AITA for sneaking out and causing my sister to lose her job? AITA for throwing a cup of cold water on my naked husband? AITA for blowing up at my parents for something my adult sister did? AITAH for telling my six year old nephew he is not special, after he told me he can do and get what he wants because e...

r prorevenge where He Parked in Front of Our Garage and Swore at my Wife and Mother In-Law, So I Helped Him Apply for Jobs They suspended me for a misunderstanding so I took the best, much needed vacation at their expense. Family drama. Petty payback. Sorry I am not moving this fallen limb blocking the road fast enough for you. Let me just move it from in front of my car to in front of yours. My A...

r prorevenge where Don’t pay your bill, I’ll remove your door My neighbor kept parking in my driveway. So I parked behind him and went of town Whose panties are these?!? He Kept Hogging the Laundry Machines So I Introduced Him to the Waiting Game My coworker kept stealing my pens. so I started refilling them with glitter ink. I'm sorry, you need to go to the service desk, sir. She picked her ex an...

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to use an English name? AITA for not making the trip cross country to meet my nephew because my family are jerks to my wife AITA for giving my wife a dirty plate to eat off of at dinner AITA for feeding my dogs before my stepsister? AITA For telling my mom she is nothing but a mistress. AITA for not letting my friend borrow my car after how she returned it las...

r prorevenge where My family is making a homophobic cake decorator make hundreds of pride cakes. She always called me “just the boyfriend,” so I helped her move, quietly. Impatient guy at Self serve car wash Call the cops on me? I'll ruin your name with honesty. My boss kept scheduling meetings during my lunch, so I started eating lunch in every meeting Accidental petty revenge My partner exposed...

maliciouscompliance where Of course I will move workspaces, again If it not your job, don’t touch it. "You have to follow the schedule" okay, guess I’ll just sit here then Can only buy 2 beers at a time? Short and silly story at McDonalds that happened today. Yes sir, only as you say. Yes sir, only as you say. Manager told me to cc her on every client email. So I did, including the ones where she’...

maliciouscompliance where Changing the definition of overtime? Great! You can't park here! Apartment pool required a towel (I’m fully clothed) Teacher told me to only use textbook definitions so I did, and suddenly that wasn't enough Put them back where you found them. Okay. You think I'm fudging my hours? You're right. Here's my real hours... Restaurant that didn't want to feed it's employees "Al...

r prorevenge where Created a problem to keep my annoying neighbor occupied and get some peace Ex husband's ex GF gets her assumptions and her a$$ handed to her I reply to work emails and Slack messages using provocative quotes. I started practicing opera at 6 AM because my neighbor complained about my "noisy" coffee grinder Made neighbor run over the trash he kept piling at my door My boss called...

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to lend my cousin money to cover the rent on a house she insisted on renting even though I told her she couldn’t afford it? AITA for refusing to wear body makeup for my friends wedding? AITA for declining to be a groomsman in one of my best friend’s weddings AITA for not stopping my teenage sons gf from kissing him? AITA because my aunt ate my dog's food accid...

r TOMC where I was my daughter’s “plus one” to prom and nobody knew. My 4-year-old called me “Daddy” today. I’m not his dad. My 15yo idiot kid got his GF pregnant on purpose. My daughter just proved me that she is definitvly smarter then her age My brother’s new girlfriend is everything my ex said I’d never be. My husband cheated on me on my birthday My daughter thinks my ex-wife died. She didn’t....

r amithejerk? where AITA for calling out my kid's teacher for talking down to me? AITA for saying I don’t want to be my friend’s “fat bridesmaid aesthetic”? AITA for leaving my SIL’s house after she invited me over to "not be alone" but just wanted free childcare? AITA for not for not giving my neighbors food. AITA for refusing to top up on electricity coz my roommate likes to keep her lights on A...

r TOMC where I broke up with my GF after she got a face tattoo What’s your most ‘throw my phone in the ocean’ moment? ran into my ex’s parents tonight and now i can’t stop thinking about him My parents took me out of school in 2nd grade, and I’ll never forgive them for what they took from me People don’t even realize how cruel they are to the homeless. Or maybe they do. It's dehumanizing. I'm glad...

estimated a 30 minute print time. TIFU by accidentally dumping a ship’s entire black water tank into a dry dock and running away TIFU by using my laptop like a boomer for 8 years TIFU by accidentally turning a wholesome first date into shame TIFU by crop dusting a family at Target TIFU I thought I was supposed to check out tomorrow, but it was actually today. I went out early for a hike, the hoste...

maliciouscompliance where GM didn't like the new owners making change Work my wage. I had my first road rage and I used it to gridlock an intersection. New dress code? Sure, I'll follow it exactly The only battle I ever won with a college. You want it in writing? You got it. I got my manager yelled at by a customer over his dumb rules Want us to call in? Sure! Lazy boss demands I do as he says or...

r TIFU TIFU by dropping peppermint oil in the bath TIFU: I went to Costco to return something TIFU by letting my boyfriend bought fur scrapes online TIFU by using my cat to test if my girlfriend was cheating TIFU Dumped my first GF for a burrito. TIFU by trying to impress my niece and becoming a party villain TIFU by getting rid of a houseplant TIFU by pocket dialing my detailer TIFU Accidentally...

maliciouscompliance where Everything is to plan. Technically. Want us to keep working? I'll make the entire workday null and void I brought the company to a standstill to make a point "I need an answer RIGHT NOW" Basketball malicious compliance Doctor vs Master Lumi! We need more power! No earphones, only office-wide music? Got it, OM Problem solved but want advice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

r prorevenge where Busy parking lot Got humiliated in front of the class. Waited weeks to return the favour. Want to pay half of minimum wage, I will make two other employees quit along with me Wake me up to say "I'm off to work" ?? She woke me up for no reason. So I gave her a reason to stay awake Broke my bully's fingers. They blocked one lane. So I ruined the shoot. Hurt my Friend? Good luck wi...