Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts

Hey Folks, today on the feed we’re thrilled to get the chance to share with you all, one of our favorite Audio Dramas of all time.  Its called WE FIX SPACE JUNK and its from our friends at Battle Bird Productions. 'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant socialite fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they...

Hey Folks, today on the feed we’re featuring the pilot episode of a new show we love. It’s called HAUNTED: THE VAN BUREN MANOR. It’s a satirical horror comedy by Robbie Hyne and August year Round.  ABOUT THE SERIES: When their staged ghost hunter investigations lead them to the mysterious Van Buren Manor, the so-called "Spirit Sleuths" must confront their first real haunting. Trapped inside, their...

The One Stars, Episode 6: The Hole Thing What's at the bottom of the deepest depression on earth? It's the One Stars Season One Finale! The One Stars News Network covers an ever-expanding sinkhole. [This episode was originally released on September 18, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Gar...

The One Stars, Episode Five: No Magic or Cats Allowed  [This episode was originally released on August 28, 2020] NO MAGIC OR CATS ALLOWED Something about cats or something about magic. But definitely not both. This episode includes reviews of: Beach Trip. Clothes Iron. Cat Bed. Apartment Complex. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negat...

Negative Nancy is stuck in traffic. Reviews of: a Time Machine, The World's Largest Penny, an Abandoned Mall, a Grocery Store, a Rocket and a Mood Ring. [This Episode was originally released August 14, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST:  Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Paul Hikar...

Hey folks, Welcome Back to Stitches. Today on the feed we’re sharing one of our favorite weird-fiction comedy podcasts. It’s called FINDING PATTERSBY.  Finding Pattersby is a Fake True Crime comedy and Supernatural Mystery about an ex-ghostwriter of thriller novels investigating the disappearance of best-selling author Luke Pattersby who vanished under strange and mysterious circumstances. Also th...

The One Stars, Episode Three: Please Hold (This episode was originally released on July 31, 2020) Negative Nancy is on hold. This episode includes reviews of: Ethan's Erasers. Can of Mace. Can of Beans. A Special Collection. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer, Rev...

The One Stars, Episode Two: Haunted by Your Post [This episode was originally released on: July 16, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST Negative Nancy combs through her old social media posts to eliminate any old and potentially problematic Hot Takes. This episode includes reviews of: A Kettlebell. Space Jam on DVD. A Haunted VCR. A Spellbook. CAST: Autumn Hardwood (as Emma El...

The One Stars, Episode One: Over the Moon [Originally released on: July 2, 2020] Negative Nancy is over the Moon. This episode includes reviews of: An Uber Driver. A Moon Vacation. A Ukulele. The Moon Landing Museum.  CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Vin Ernst performs Review of an Uber Driver. Bruce Hennigar...

Set in a fictional European republic in the years leading up to World War One, The Kingmaker Histories follows an assistant tailor named Colette who becomes the unwitting host for a deadly alien power source- the Kingmaker Diamond. Hunted by a host of enemies who wish to use her powers for their own gain, Colette's only hope is to join up with a pair of career criminals and embark on a bizarre roa...

Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Ryan Philbrook as Chris.  Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as...

Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past Buster finally gets what he wants for Christmas. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as...

Christmas Diner, Episode 4: Is Gremlins a Christmas Movie? Buster explains what Christmas is really all about. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass and Harold. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kat...

Christmas Diner, Episode 3: I Need a Grandma "What do y’all want for Christmas?" Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Sarah Golding as Greta. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Rena...

Christmas Diner, Episode 2: My Only Wish Buster gets the family together for the holiday.  Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Mason Amadeus as Terry. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as A...

Christmas Diner, Episode 1: All I Want "Welcome to The Golden Griddle Diner. Open 24 hours. 365 days a year. Alex and Holly wait for the call that will change their lives forever. Reggie and Kathy get to work. And Buster places his order." Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother. Peter Lewis as the Narrator....

Hey folks! Important update about the future of this Feed!  We’re still making shows! And this feed will now become the home for all of my weird comedy projects. Each season is a stand-alone limited series.  I still have plans for expanding the story of 2FEKAF, but since the holiday season is in full swing, I thought you all might enjoy a Christmas story I wrote called, “Christmas Diner”  Christma...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 18: Forgive the Freemasons (Crossover Episode with Forgive Me) Secret Freemason Father Klem hears the confession of The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton. Its a Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason x Forgive Me Crossover Episode! This episode was produced in collaboration with Rogue Dialogue Productions (roguedialogue.com) and Good Pointe Podcasts. If you enjo...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 17: So It Goes Down (Season Finale) Sir Isaac Newton tells all! Randy Dunning gives his all! It’s all coming to a head! The Season One finale of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Wood...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 16: In Beautiful Orlando, Florida A Flat Earther’s origin story. Why Randy Dunning is so Randy Dunning. CAST Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Ruzbasan as Young Randy. Addison Peacock as Karen. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. David Ault as Mac. Erin Lillis as Rosem...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 15: Multilevel Malevolence Randy visits the bookstore. Mac gets answers. And Millie talks to the dumpster. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. David Ault as Mac. Stephen Cullen as Simon. Maya Murphy as Millie. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Michelle Lyl...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 14: Kafkaesque Randy and Walt finally agree to be honest with each other. Something weird is going on with Gayle. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Ariel Hack as Emalema Bossbabe One. Fa...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 13: A Just and Upright Mason Mac and Arlo continue their search for The Owl of Euclid. Mac talks to an old friend. Arlo meets the Void.  CAST: Jack Carmichael as Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Graham Rowat as Gary. Tom Laflin as Scott. Ryan Philbrook as Scottie. Newt Schottelkotte as Scooter. Sena Bryer as Larry. Megan Carter as Al...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 12: SCP-2FEKAF: BOBO (Crossover Episode with SCP Archives) SCP-2FEKAF: Bobo is a special CROSSOVER EPISODE between SCP Archives and Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. Randy and Gayle visit Angshin Pass and come face to face with a monster from Randy’s past. (It’s Bobo.) CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy, Trail-Cam Watcher, and Radio Ad One. Lauren Grace T...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 11: The Top Five Serial Killers in St. Louis Randy and Gayle attend a meeting of the Maple Hill Murder Club. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Aiden Littlewood Johnson as Bobby and Coco. Addison Peacock as Karen. Graham Rowat as...