Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 10: My First Time Using a Chainsaw Randy and Gayle meet a new friend at the Hardware Store. Sir Isaac Newton recites his "Catalog of Sins." CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Isaac Newton. Addison Peacock as Karen. Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel. Su Ling...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 9: Enter the Echo Chamber Everyone wants to know the answer. But nobody wants to hear the truth… It's the 12th Annual Conspiracy-Con in Kansas City! CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Erin Lillis a...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 8: Almost Famous Randy checks in at Conspiracy Con while Gayle is forced into babysitting duty. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Maya Murphy as Millie. Faith Dowgin as Gloria. David Hanna as Art....

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard? The Freemasons panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing. CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Sena Bryer as Larry. Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan. Ryan Philbrook as Doctor One. Cole Burkhardt as Doctor Two. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon Ed Choom does everything for everyone. Charlotte does her job.  CAST: Charlie Wes as Ed. Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Kale Brown as Jimmie. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Krist...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton Randy and Gayle finally have their Freemason. Now what do they do? CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Su Ling Chan...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CW: Funeral, Death, Abduction. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Addison P...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay.  CAST: Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as F...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Sillars as Doctor K. Addison Peacock...

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 1: Shadowbanned Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a shadowban. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. David Ault as Mac. Addison Peacock as Karen. Michelle Kell...

A satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture. Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning (Zane Schacht) and Gayle Kruger (Lauren Grace Thompson), will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Freemasons are really doing behind those closed doors. Written a...