Steve N Allen (almost) Daily

In this show we hear how the Queen snubbed the Essex part of the Elizabeth Line, how good weather is coming this way and ruining my job and we try to get sneaky with requests.

On the show we made up some conspiracy theories. Everyone else seems to, so why not us? We also match the wisdom of our leaders and come up with solutions to solving the cost of living crisis.

All of the plans for the show were thrown out after someone let us do puns about religion for most of the show, we look at Wagatha scandal and why calling someone bald is bad.

In this show we try to work out who won the lottery on the weekend and therefore who we should beg to. And there’s a trial on that’s something to do with WAGs, and that’s about all we know.

This show was broadcast while Keir Starmer was working out if the curry gave him a case of the quits. We also looked at the cost of living crisis through the measure of shrinkflation.

In this show we find out how your 50p could be worth something (the value could surprise you, but it’s probably 50p), scientists have invented a robotic chef, we grab an interview. There’s news about Dr Strange and we find how to avoid being robbed.

In this show we find a solution to the problem of not being able to see your GP easily. We also play the new quiz “Tractor or Adult Performer?” and find out how actress Helen Flanagan sleeps at night.

There’s a microwave that gained consciousness, there’s a tennis playing who caused some puns and there’s an MP who has been suspended to spend more time with his Hub account. All of that and more in this show.

We find out that Louis Theroux’s weekends would get even weirder if he wanted. And a member of parliament is accused of watching something adult. To build up a resistance to Angela Rayner’s legs? Oh course not, don’t be stupid.

A little mention of the French election again, some alien news and why you might never see a doctor again.

In today’s show all of the important news is covered again. We look at Angela Rayner’s legs, like Boris Johnson, the return of a train, the French Election results and what to do if you don’t have HRT.

In this show we see if we even need use-by-dates, we see if David Attenborough could fight and say something about cats.

In this show we see if Steve ever got home from the M25. The answer might not surprise you. And what would you text and alien?

It was kind of a roadshow. Due to the shed load of vegetable oil that closed the M25 for hours the show had to be done from the car. A momentus step backwards in radio technology.

In today’s show we interview a mushroom because they can talk. We have had worst guests before. We also find the worst Post Office job.

In this show we celebrate the fact that it’s the last day of a tax year. We write off some expense while also finding out when it’s OK to fart. We also cover Burger King’s lies about their food and biscuits on the road.

In this show we find out why I took a break from work and caught up with all that we’d missed. We also find out how much money you’d need to change your life.

In this episode we hear about the worst hobby to have when you need a hobby, the man who nicked manhole covers and did Ed Sheeran nick something else?

While we tried and failed to not talk about the war we also covered the ideal job you wish you had.

Should Russian still sing competitively and how do you stay happy by avoiding things? This is the place to find the answers.

Today on the show we think about the things we’ll miss from lockdowns, the names of the storms and some news about Courtney Cox.

This show was broadcast on the day of the Eunice Storm. As you can tell, we were taking it very seriously.

The big news was all about Boris lying, even though it wasn’t the most shocking news. There was also the best anti-lockdown protest in The Netherlands. Oh, and big Lord of the Rings news.

On the show we have trouble with our nuts and we try to work out if you’re at work or not as that can be difficult.

It's another show that had a little mention of Boris going to a party, but most are these days. We also found out how energy companies want you to stay warm this winter.