Steve N Allen (almost) Daily

A man has the heart of a pig now, and another man has the morals of a wrong ‘un. One of those news stories is about the Prime Minister.

A survey says men are vain now. We prove that wrong. Another study looks people who call 999. We prove them idiots. And there’s a new version of Annie, if you’re interested.

We talk about the self-treats we give ourselves, Boris Johnson’s race issue and we nearly talk about the woman who sold jars of farts and did it so much she blew a seal, but we talked about sheds instead. Mainly.

In the first podcast of the new year we do the standard small-talk about the festive period before saying goodbye to a classic phone.

The Prime Minister Boris Johnson has a new baby, so we talked more about the Christmas party he doesn’t want us to talk about, and what themed room would you like in your home?

In this one we cover loads of news, from babies being allowed in the House of Commons, Pets At Home showing off, why coffee is good and why Christmas can be bad.

In this show we tried to stop people getting angry at electric cars and we looked at the films you can watch over and over again. We also give you a reason to do housework.

Our Prime Minister did a few things to get us to talk about him, a bottle with a message in it was found and Larry had Adele news. It was quite a show.

In today’s show we check to see if we are living in a joke, check on COP26 and ask what you should wear to go shopping.

We did a bonfire show with a variety of phone-in topics that you can’t really do on radio, plus some stuff about Sarah Jayne Dunn’s right to be online.

On the show today we did what COP26 will fail to do, we came up with ways we’re saving the planet. You’re welcome, world!

In today’s show we look at the things you have given up for your other half and we ask what’s as bad as Rishi’s socks and sandals?

In this show there’s more about how this Steve Allen isn’t the Steve Allen you were looking for, ways to sleep, David Beckham is Batman and more.

In this radio broadcast we talked about the other Steve Allen and comments about weight, the strange advent calendars you really don’t want and the best places to have an affair in.

Tesco has a till-less shop and we have enemies. And somehow that turned into a radio show.

In this show we see if thee should be a bald James Bond next time, what happened when Steve tried to use expanding foam and why we might have eaten all the pies.

In the show we talked about Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen’s underpants, Boris Johnson’s jogging shirt and Captain Kirk is finally getting into space.

In this podcast we talk petrol problems, how to pull the man you want and why robots are taking over where footballers left off.

Here’s the podcast of the radio show that covered the petrol panic buying problem, which room in the house you prefer to be in and the famous people you have met.

We covered lots in this breakfast show, including the return of the Imperial system, the sad passing of Sir Clive Sinclair, North Korean missile trouble, new Tube stations and more.

In this show we hear how Prof Whitty should clap back against Nicki Minaj's vaccine tweets and there's new science on breaking wind.

New words, odd emojis and lorry driver shortage upside.

More food chat on the show (you can tell the fasting is kicking in) as we talk hats, burger prices and a sausage blockage.

Would you eat a burger grown in a lab? Would it depend how drunk you were? And why are children having Botox? What a mess.

We look at Elton John’s new album recorded during the lockdowns, the shortage of lorry drivers is making it harder to have a drink of beer. Plus a James Bond thing.