Steve N Allen (almost) Daily

In this episode we sort the problems of social media, we solve the problem of Putin and get more problems with airports.

Yes, we talk about gardens, Air B&B and an AI that could hunt you down for crimes you haven’t committed, but mainly we try to find those fake anti-woke stories like everyone else in the media does these days.

In this episode we ruin a romantic story, we see what Kirtie Allsopp has been eating, what happened to carphones and the cost of living crisis has been solved… again. So quite a full show.

In this episode we find out why Bear Grylls is like he is, why new plans for houses need Steve’s advice and why a Post Office strike won’t touch the sides.

In this episode we hear that the police are to clean up the streets, but not in a stopping crime way. Petrol prices have turned us into Sunday drivers and some Bono news.

In this episode we look at Glastonbury, why Rupert Murdoch is back on the market and is still actually alive?

In this episode it's all middle-age worries, farting in space and comedians not being funny. What a treat.

In this show, why coffee is bad for you, why Spanish holidays are bad for you and why celeb cookbooks are… you guessed it.

In this show we do a proper old school joke. We get some interesting entertainment news about a reality star and what did Ringo buy Paul McCartney for his birthday? You’ll find out.

We talk about the week of strikes, which celeb should you let on a plane first and why you should go to a gym. Oh, and how to cure “hey fever”.

What should we do with a shortage of flakes for 99s? Yup, just eat the ice cream anyway. Plus Keir Starmer tried to be cool, so we covered that. Plus breaking news: Breaking wind.

In this show I start a new campaign to let us use the bathrooms in bathroom showrooms, we find out why divers’ watches are pointless, there’s entrainment news and Wayne Rooney is back in the news.

We find out the ideal jobs you’d love to do, we speak to a robot waiter, get entertainment news and stop trusting people who like defibrillators. Bosh.

In this show we fix the water shortage, we ignore the tree surgeon shortage and we enjoy one about butler. Plus entertainment news and more.

In this episode we look at the tenancy for ghosts to hang out in pubs, but who could blame them. There’s a new energy drink I haven’t tried before and we find out why, and Larry has entertainment news about Rowan Atkinson.

This little podcast covers petrol news, how many times do you need to be knighted and some entertainment news too.

There's a slight change to the show format, which you might not spot in the podcast, but we still go on about it loads. And there's an alpaca in a car, Adam Sandler on a nudist beach and why you shouldn't talk to people in the gents.

In this show we try to start a conspiracy theory about the Royals as a joke but it won’t be long before start to believe it for real. We find out why we don’t want to talk to dogs and we get the latest on the UK airport chaos.

The UK is to get the Imperial measurement system back and we look at the huge difference it will cause. Plus there are some shaggy dog stories in the news.

What will you be spending your £400 from Rishi on? And how do we sound cool when talking about money. Plus some other random news.

We tried and failed to avoid the Sue Gray Report. It all made us rather thirsty. And then we talked about Monkeypox again, which didn’t.

We had to, #partygate day 1392, we asked what you’d do if you were PM, why you shouldn’t kick a cat and more. Would you eat a banana during the monkeypox outbreak and something about scientists looking at poop.

On the show we cover the man who life his wife for the Ukrainian refugee they had taken in, why did the Queen have to wait so long to get a train named after her? What’s happening with monkeys and their pox and so much more.

The new listening figures are out and we call got a shock, so that gets a mention. We also cover condiment perversions and no aliens this time.

On the show we sort out a seagull problem, have a couple of goes at BMW drivers and list ways we can use shrinkflation to fix the cost of living crisis.