Stellar Firma

Episode 27 Sales and Schooling CLIENT - ORIENTATION No client assigned, orientation and training session. Cost for lost time will be deducted from those in receipt of theoretical salaries. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Kay Topaz, Briar, Haley Tomaszewski, Jess Katt, Eva Cone, Ð–ÐµÐ½Ñ Ð¢ÑŽÑ€Ð¸Ð½Ð°, Deanon, Brynn Lewis, Emily...

Episode 26 Returns and Reassignments  PLANET - CAUTION, UNATTRIBUTED ERROR Misalignment detected, unable to locate consultant/clone Content Warning for: Comedic violence Physical violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Samantha Minnette for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Kit Matthews, Tommy Prisco, Harriet Wise, Felix VanHuss, haley macke, C...

The Magnus Archives... in SPAAAAACE Statement of T. Geistman regarding the circumstances of his assignment to, and later dismissal from, the Sales Department of Stellar Firma  Ltd. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Irene Hausler, Erin Paige, Micaela Palmeiro, Connor E. Hohner, Ace Tayloe, Julia Meyer, Brant Casavant, Taffeara, Mrs. Widgery's Lodger, Wendy Kay, Mattanja Koenz, DTBR, Daniel S...

I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log request approved, filtered partial transcript provided. All redactions and amendments must be submitted to the sub-committee for partial transcript redactions (disbanded). This log may not be distributed to anyone for any reason or under any circumstances. If found return to an official representative of Stellar Firma Ltd. and redact any remaining memories. Thanks to this...

This week on Executive Quarterly With Sigmund Shankeray we sit down with Hartro Piltz (ID 63277482), a rising young executive and Line Manager who could be destined for great things. We find out what makes her tick, what she attributes her success to, if she has considered betraying the board, and how she likes to let her hair down out of hours. Will she survive? It’s Unclear! But rest assured we...

Quality control and behaviour regulation assessments for the clone assistants of Design Consultant Trexel Geistman. Batch 0432, Davids 4-5. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Michael, Erinn Triplett, Kaii's Creations, Hayley R, TheAceAce, Fennic Anteres, Lemmke, Evan, Hal, William Brandes Stoddard, el, Aaron Everett, Andee Williams, Zach smith, Amber Armstrong, Milli Bayley, A. Hargreaves, Molly!, Cas...

Quality control and behaviour regulation assessments for the clone assistants of Design Consultant Trexel Geistman. Batch 0432, Davids 1-3 Thanks to this week's Patrons: Nathaniel M, El Addams, Ezra Beau, Lionel Ambrose, Taylor Levesque, Layla, fatal_drum, Alexis, NOLA Girl, kawm_, Jason Green, Xephyrix, Andrew Wilson, smiff, Bobby Brill, Gregory Craddock, Jonathan Basil, Ruth Jones, Nomen, R...

Tim and Ben are joined by Rusty Quill Gaming regulars, Alex, Helen and Lydia, for the conclusion of our a special crossover! This week Shmerr makes some observations and things get Hot as the crew tries to solve their fuel crisis. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Fast or Write, Capricious Cacti, C. X. Lu, Stick in Hand, Margaery Clare, Cora, aritchie, Brian Greenwald, Elita Grunde, majesticrhyhorn,...

It's time for a special crossover! Tim and Ben join Rusty Quill Gaming regulars, Alex, Helen and Lydia, in this exciting two-part space adventure! This week we meet Deraldio Pilchards, Mr. Squeakington [her/she], Shmerr, Commander Unal Manspray & Worshiper 2X7 as they navigate the perils of deep space. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Sarah Schrader, Jeremy Wallace, Ellie M, Laurent, manywi...

Stellar Firma - Season 1 Q&A Welcome to another bonus episode of Stellar Firma , where Tim and Ben do their best to answer all of your questions! Thanks to this week's Patrons: Bruno Falcon, Brian Taulbee, Anastasia Keelor, William Diment, Abbegail Lovette, Ariel Young, Johnathan & Gillian Kastner, Jared Clark Levixn, Jack Cato and Jellybeam, Rob Core, oli, C Jason, Grace Brant, Dylan Hari...

Stellar Firma - Tim & Ben do SCIENCE Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma , where Bryn Monroe (Rusty Quill Gaming) probes the Meredith brothers to find out how much they really know about the science of Stellar Firma . Thanks to this week's Patrons: Ben Hinder, Amanda!, Roar Granevang, Julia Duffy, Lynus T, Emma Steiner, Josh, Jill Kozo, Josh, Emily Goodrich, WrongCielo, Rowen Enjolr...

Stellar Firma - S1 Bloopers  Boo-boos and Blunders  PLANET - Nailed it Consultant recommendation: Go home, you're drunk. Thanks to this week's Patrons: Shahrzad Mohammed, Marissa Mendoza, 20thcenturyvole, Neil Czebieniak, Meaghan E Carpenter, Vera Rae, Devas, 99Robocats, TheBuggiest, GothicRain, Jennifer Meyer, Kyle Presodebt of the Drop Goodwood Fan Club, Cassidy the butler, William Ree...

Episode 25 Trials and Termination PLANET - JUSTICE Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335) is put on Trial for multiple misdemeanours. Prosecution lead by Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482), Defence lead by Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884), Judge I.M.O.G.E.N Presiding. May the Board have mercy on their souls. Consultant recommendation: JUSTICE Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emo...

Episode 24 Resets and Recriminations PLANET - ERROR Sandan Trexiko requests a planet to show up their co-worker who received a moon last quarter Consultant Recommendation; ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR...

Episode 23 Wrangling and Wrestling PLANET - 512913- ❈ Roxanne Fuerteson requests a modern and fully equipped wrestling planet putting out 24hr non-stop wrestling entertainment Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Wrestle dictatorship. Social engineering through logistics. Wrestle mountain. More oil than necessary. Deep hat based suspici...

Episode 22 Sports and Shapes PLANET - 512912- ✾ Bellonda Ghodrak requests a planet from which they will be safe from further threats from the Space Whales Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Space whale dislikes as a defence, Sports cone, Concealed gambling, Movable foliage. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcohol...

Episode 21 Literature and Life Lessons PLANET - 512911- ⑄ Loulabella Anas-Marum requests a planet from which they can compose their romantic novels in peace away from her terrible public. Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.  Original Consultant Recommendation; Confusing desert planet. Nomadic writing palanquin. Underground sex bunker. Employable more-than-friends. T...

Episode 20 Machinations and Memory PLANET - REVIEW Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Line manager recommendation; Expectations far exceeded. Continue teamwork. Special Commendation requested for Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482). PLANET - REVIEW Content Warning for: Comedic viol...

Episode 19 Dreams and Debauchery PLANET - 512910- ⏣ Henkka requests a low gravity planet where their joints no longer hurt, must have no winter. Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.  Original Consultant Recommendation; Low gravity. No atmosphere. Personal permeable spacesuits. Candy dust clouds. Insulting death treadmills. Free Dentures. Hump bubble. Content Warning...

Episode 18 Star Theft and Star Marlins PLANET - 512909- ⏇ Orren Thruul requests a planet to host the exhibits for their latest intergalactic art show; 'Rebirth of the Star Marlin' Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Hospital Cube. Time bomb. Coerced suns. Collapsing Moon. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism...

Episode 17 Cardinals and Comfy Chairs PLANET - 512908- ➿ Cardinal Fang requests an unexpected planet with a comfy chair Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Featureless ball. Reclining Chair. Multiple cupholders. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Cardinal Fang! Special thanks to Gilligan Mungus for this e...

Episode 16 Puppets and Partnerships PLANET - Team Building Exercise Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) conducts a team building exercise day with Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Exercise Results: Error 404 Teamwork not found Content Warning for: Sudden yelling Comedic violence Alcoholism This week's Patrons: Eric Zagar, El Addams, John C....

Episode 15 Moisturiser and Measures  PLANET - REVIEW Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Line manager recommendation; Restrict Consultants access to moisturiser. Reciprocity via Vent Torment. Alternative foot application. Returned damaged Graph Friend. Bathin is dreamy. Deploy...

Episode 14 Seals and Accountants PLANET - 512907- 𐆖 Lorek Brynison, King of the Armoured Polar Bears of Svalbard, requests a planet of snow and ice where they can be safe from the consistent planetary ruination of humanity. Consultant Recommendation: Frost ball. Business rivers. Abundant coastal relaxation points. Seal catering. Heated accountants. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional a...

Episode 13 Raves and Catering PLANET - 512906- ⭂ Psilax Bromius requests a party planet with a strobe moon for the purpose of raving. Consultants are invited to the planet warming along with any cult followings.  Consultant recommendation; Dancefloor planet surface. Dual purpose dance moon with chillout core. Nibbles provided via hatchway. Robot catering staff. Party end initiated by mooncras...