Stellar Firma

Episode 12 Denizens and Goobrication PLANET - 512905- ⬳ Bathin, Great Duke of Galactonium, requires a plant in which to store precious stones and requires that the denizens therein can only be moved by transporter. Consultant recommendation; Nesting safes. Denizens residing in mechanisms. Goobrication (Patent Pending). Dogs in chutes. Bathin is an idiot.   Content Warning for: Comedic vi...

PLANET - 512904- ⟴ Serafina Mouchet requests a planet to demonstrate their wealth and aesthetic sense and requires that it also conceals their location so that no-one can locate them. The use of a mangrove-lined river labyrinth is mandated. Consultant recommendation; Mangrove labyrinth with help from a Graph Friend™. Decadent gondoliers. Gold where possible. If in doubt, computers. Vents = safety....

Episode 10 Tokens and Orphans PLANET - REVIEW Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Line manager recommendation: Better containment. Reciprocal violence. Amends required to marmalade orphans. Accidental achievement does not count as achievement . Content Warning for: ·  &nbs...

PLANET - 512903-Ợ Berthenoldimothy von Wittlesteinium VII, club historian of the Intergalactic It’s-probably-not-a-good-idea-to-touch-that Club requests a lava planet that you can swim in and contains a lava slide spanning the entire planet. Consultant recommendation: Buyer beware. Legal disclaimers. Ultra Lavatron Slide. Orbiting safe zone. LavLev protection. Thermal chaps. Marmalade creche. Cont...

Episode 8 Pillows and Cults PLANET - 512902-⭄ Hypnos Soulbiter requests a planet were even the most insomniac of non-sleepers can lay a weary head but warns that the sleep may be permanent. Consultant recommendation; Golden pillows floating. Brass bells chiming. Monster lurking. Dreams eaten. All hail Hypnos Soulbiter ###ERROR, HERESY REDACTED### ALL HAIL THE BOARD . Content Warning for: Comedic v...

Episode 7 Trash and Mysteries PLANET - 512901-🜃 Lady Wimr Ikipidsah requests a planet where all the lost and found items of the universe end up. All of the items are mysteriously grouped together making a whole continent of odd socks from all the species of the universe that have feet. Consultant recommendation; Trash collecting black holes. Unknowable sorting system. Self-continenting socks. Fun...

PLANET - 512900-🝘 Megatron_46 requests a planet dedicated to the consumption of rare delicacies and the native species of the planet must be unfeasibly aggressive in everything they do. Consultant recommendation; Prank based planet. Psychically traumatised animals. Planet-wide dining table of massively varying scale. Laser weapons for guests to kill and cook their food. Prank - self evident. ...

Episode 5 Fear and Feet PLANET - REVIEW Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Line manager recommendation: Fewer larvae fatalities, lower ego, no armed pets, less idolatry, feet in mouth. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Accidental death Accidental geno...

Episode 4 Bowels and Dogs PLANET - 512899-Ꝅ Lead Singer of The Winter Lettuce Collective requests a Planet to reflect their brilliance including a sky mood ring. Consultant Recommendation; Pod category planet in the shape of a lettuce. Pod contains a library of all the clients achievements. Grand atrium with optional memorials to murder and accidental death. Dogs with/without knives. Internal clou...

Episode 3 Gods and Trousers PLANET - 512898-Ꜿ Mitsy Van Schuten – 4th wife to the President of the Mars Concordant requests a planet dedicated to cute animals with particular focus on the fauna of old earth. Consultant Recommendation; Stock biome variation display planet. Planet in synchronous rotation with star to create dark side and light side. Light side: living animals to be hunted with provi...

Episode 2 Studs and Blood PLANET - 512897-Ꝙ Burn Market the 23rd Earl of Armica requests a planet dedicated to the production of Holovision programming with suggestive names included for landmarks. Consultant Recommendation; Category 4 sized planet. Divided into rectangles for each production. Suited to blood sports and dramatic productions. Wild climate variation to provide jeopardy. Suggestive n...

Episode 1 Troughs and Goo PLANET - 512896-A Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) is paired with new Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Client Nurturer 163 of the Superfluous Tentacle requests a hatchling world for the breeding of young. Consultant Recommendation: Trough shaped world. Seas: Boiling. Entrance via cushioned chute. Egress via teen spaceport. Ceremonial daggers provided for all.&...

Trailer Recycling Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 6 (ID 95847336) to summary slurriment and recycling. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional Abuse If you'd like to support the show join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performanc...

Season 1 AdSpot Employee introduction and disciplinary action Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847336) to standard disciplinary action. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional Abuse If you'd like to support the show join be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Pro...