Stellar Firma

Little Clone Baby When it’s dark at night, and I close my eyes  I can see you there, only one that doesn't hate me  I think I dreamed it all, got your drawing on my wall  I just feel so calm, held by your arms  Why are you so far away in Galactonium?  Hey  Won’t you  Save me  Hold me  Maybe  I just  Want to  Be your  Little Clon...

Trexel is the Best This one's going out to anyone who’s ever woken up after a three-day binge full of doubt… shame…  Yes…  When you're feeling kinda down and low  Don't know what to do or where to go  Physical and emotional pain  Paranoia and self-hatred reign  Get your stinking body off the floor  Drag that worthless carcass to the door  Look in t...

"Welcome to the Cosmic Lounge"    Sigmund: Good evening everyone and welcome to Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge; my name is Sigmund Shankeray. So wonderful to see some familiar faces here in the crowd, as well as the usual rabble and dross.  Now, I want to assure everyone that certain parties are still banned from the Cosmic Lounge, and our security protocols...

Episode 54 - Unions and Unsustainable Ideology The Client, New O'Neal Commercial and Industrial Hyperdynamics and Lotion Innovations, requests assistance with unionisation issues and general employee loyalty issues. Management Consultants' advice: recontextualise definition of terms; unions are stupid; learn to love the boot; unions eat your legs; hats of nitiation; unions give you wrinkles; eat t...

Hi everyone, Alex here, I just wanted to take a moment to wish you all a happy and safe holiday season and give thanks to all of you who helped us get to where we are this year.   Obviously 2020 has been wild ride for everyone and we have all had to adapt and adopt new ways of working and living. Yet despite all these extreme circumstances Rusty Quill has managed to stand tall and we wan...

Episode 53 - Mentors and Management Consultancy Consultants successfully recaptured, alert level lowered to alternating blue and green strobes. Paradrak Ngelion assigned for orientation.  The client, The Eternal Order of Patriarch Hans, requests fundraising and image improvement advice to help combat the impact of their murderous activities.  Management Consultants' advice: exciting new...

Episode 52 - Games of Spies and Guns of Paper  *Caution* Citizen Employee Geistman and Clone David 7 still at large.  Intelligence gathered by an undisclosed line manager known only as Plartro Hiltz working with the kind assistance of Fernsworth, Head of Sabotage and Espionage. None shall escape The Board... or would want to... Hail The Board!  Content Warning for:  Emotional a...

Hey everyone! Mike here, Rusty Quill’s video guy and I’m pleased to announce that Rusty Quill’s Gaming and Giving will be back this year and we’re going digital! Come join in as we go live at 11am GMT on the 12th December on Twitch.tv with 24 hours of videogames, board games and general fun and frolics. Yes, that’s right, I said 24 hours. We’ve made a few changes to the show this year, one of whic...

Episode 51 - Cafés and Camouflage *Caution* Citizen Employee Geistman and Clone David 7 still at large. Fugitives should not be approached... or seen... no-one would want to escape the love of the board... please disregard the words “at Large” and “Fugitives” in this notification. If any employee notsees the notfugitives please inform your nearest Line Manager. HAIL THE BOARD Content Warning for:...

Little Clone Baby (Stellar Firma album preview) *Caution* Board sanctioned mandatory fun inbound.  Confidential preview. Cosmic Lounge employee cabaret night. Unauthorised distribution of content will result in DMCA (Deadly Metal Claw Attack) takedown. __________________________ Lyrics When it’s dark at night and I close my eyes, I can see you there: only one that doesn’t hate me. I think I d...

Join Helen, Ben, Lydia, Tim and Imogen for the conclusion of their spooky adventure in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates! This week Countess Underscore over-varnishes, Bathin breaks up a standoff, Spinglewald glares, and Erogenous asks about beef. Content Notes:  - Sexual references - Spiders - Mild body horror - Gun violence (inc SFX) - Blood / Gore - Character Death - Mention of anxiet...

RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 2 Join Helen, Ben, Lydia, Tim and Imogen as they explore a haunted space station in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates. This week Erogenous shoots a ceiling robot, the Countess finds a window, Bathin conquers a strange pyramid, and Spinglewald strikes a pose. Content Notes:  - Sexual references - Spiders - Mild body horror - Gun violence (in...

RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 1 Join Helen, Ben, Lydia and special guests Tim Meredith and Imogen Harris as they band together to survive a haunting adventure in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates.  This week we meet an eclectic and extensive cast of characters including Spinglewald Tasethorp, Erogenous Rakewell, Countess Underscore Starcluster and a familiar Stellar Fir...

Tim chats with editor Maddy Searle and producer Katie Seaton about making Stellar Firma.  Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Nick Vega, Tyler Dzuba, Pendragon, Becky Gregory, Rachel Meresman, Melissa, Connor Ferry, Wednesday, Briar and Brine, Oya, Omnia, Wonderwomeme, Sasha Radula S., Cinthya J, Isy, William Hess, Megan Lim, Maggie Hoffman, MizFrenchname, Floatingspacetrash, Andy Grimaldi...

Stellar Firma Season 2 Outtakes (Part 2)   Gosh darns and fiddlesticks    CLIENT - They can’t all be winners    Consultant recommendation: I’ll be in my trailer... also, can someone please buy me a trailer. Content warnings: Overtly sexual noises References to medical conditions and procedures. This edition contains repeated loud beeps. Special thanks to this week's Patron...

By exclusive (court-)appointment, Trexel Geistman, designer extraordinaire, is here to help you , whether he wants to or not! Praise the Board in their infinite wisdom!  Content Warning for: Second-person delivery Comedic threats of violence Emotional abuse Existential dread Rodents Mentions: substance abuse, body-swapping, isolation, derealization / dissociation, cannibalism. Special thanks...

After one too many Build 'issues', Enola sets out her vision for the Geistman-free future of Stellar Firma Ltd. Praise the Board...  Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Shona Hunter, koechelt, Goon Squad, Em 'Trans Rights' Kavanagh, thefarunlitunknown, Yolanda George, Lady C., James Brown, Savannah Whiteford, Casper Wright, Skye Martucci, C...

Executive Quarterly - Ep 39E5YG, No. 1 (ID 1)  This week on Executive Quarterly With Sigmund Shankeray we have a surprise visit from No. 1, a great honour indeed and everyone was so grateful and honoured and grateful, thank you...thank you.  We find out why No. 1 is as great as they are, and they also, entirely rightly, put Sigmund through his paces on his loyalty and...

I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log - Filtered Partial Transcript 2   I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log request approved, filtered partial transcript provided.  All redactions and amendments must be submitted to the sub-committee for partial transcript redactions (disbanded).  This log may not be distributed to anyone for any reason or under any circumstances. If found return to an official...

Take a peek behind the curtain at Rusty Towers as Alex sits down with various members of Rusty Quill Ltd for insight into what we do and the values we work towards as a company.    Featuring: - Alexander J Newall - Jonathan Sims - Helen Gould - Tim Meredith - Mike LeBeau - April Sumner - Hannah Brankin - Anil Godigamuwe Edited by Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall  Music: Wholesome...

Tim and Ben do SCIENCE Again! Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) delves into the symphony of factual inaccuracy that is Season 2 to find out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… take 2! Correction: At one point Bryn makes a slight error and says that a Planck length is "10 to the -34 metres"; a Planck length is 1.6×10^−35 m. Spe...

Stellar Firma Season 2 Q&A Tim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Elizaveta, roswyrm, mirsa, eet, Amy Prehm, Christian Otholm, Toni, Ellis Beale, Jaderz, A.Ninja, a New name, Sharon Grafton, Eloise Sherrid, Leslie Safran, Mars, Stewart Smith, CirrusGrey, Emma Sandgren, Nicole Stevenson, Meg Taylor, Carine Lee...

Season 2 Outtakes (Part 1) Whoopsies and OH-NOs  CLIENT - Perfect, got it in one! Consultant recommendation: Alright, well you do it, then, if you think you're SO GREAT! Drug references Explicit language Sexual references Alcoholism references. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: M.A.B., Bri Raymond, Olivia Peachley, GameStressor, Lucy Hall, Brittany Guy, H.D, Elfy Ibenbob, Maryam Trabelsi...

Episode 50 Foreshadows and Filing  CLIENT - Expediting Review *ALERT* Line manager review failed due to absenteeism. Standards breach. Case referred to Standards for assessment. Line manager employment status to be reviewed.  Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Corpses Putrefaction Special thanks to this week's Patrons: MacKenzie Cummings, Elizabeth Boyer, cordsycords, Ace of Art...

Episode 49 Vain Attempts and Vent Descents CLIENT - Error 404: Consultants not found Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security...