Stay Rooted

Stephani and Lauren had a week. They celebrated, they feared birds, and they were non-binary rock climbing people the entire time. The girls talk, birthday parties, not leaving out Donny's real sucky one. And they laugh the whole way through, per protocol YOUTUBE FULL EPISODE!!! https://youtu.be/se8KfZvgPxM?si=RLbMisic27bqv3Ug

Stephani and Lauren are here to share a PSA with the Rooties, SLOW THE EF DOWN. Lauren’s a horrible texter, but she’s damn good at a parachute station. And Stephani, she fell… again. FULL EPISODE ON YOUTUBE

FULL EPISODE ON YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/PHVBu_rkiSw?si=gSuyGkBYzCtVrbeO Stephani and Lauren are here to talk about the latest drama between Daddy Donny* & Elon. They recap their night out, discuss some more trends they're falling for and decide whether or not Lauren or Liam Neeson would be more fit to escape an attempted alien abduction...

Stephani & Lauren are here to talk about only the most important of topics: like where you fall on the Benson Boone- Adam Sandler spectrum & how many times a girl can be scammed before she realizes she MAY be the problem...We're talking JoJo Siwa conspiracies (we're onto you JoJo) and calling our good pal Alan Jackson to take down the real enemy, Hollister book bags in the 2000's.

Stephani and Lauren are here to entertain you, per protocol. First, they warm up with a lot of yap about bugs. Then the ladies discuss what it's like growing those humans that they made, and their newest developmental hang ups. Finish up with some FMK punk band edition.

Stephani and Lauren are instant mom friends, today the are talking about friendship. The ladies chat about all the different types of friends that they hold near and dear to their heart, no matter the dynamic. They've got a long overdue game for the Rooties, and are here to make everyone feel a little more love from the village they live within.

Stephani & Lauren are back with a new episode and as per protocol, they’re all over the effing place. Stephani considers starting a new pod with her nana’s spirit & Lauren brings us back down to earth with a good, wholesome, Mormon wives **recap.

Stephani and Lauren decided Spring was a beautiful time to have babies, and now they are faced with having all four birthday celebrations span of six weeks. Come along with the ladies as they recollect the most recent celebration for Lauren's daughters. They'll give you tips, tricks, and material to commiserate with. At the end of the day, the kids are happy and they forgot the rest.

Stephani and Lauren didn't cancel, and no one is more surprised than them. Lauren grapples with the side of her coffee cup. The ladies talk haircuts that probably shouldn't happen. Stephani takes on another children's play, and blunt force trauma to the face. Lukey has his first hang out with Lauren's family.

Stephani and Lauren are back with another episode of your favorite show, and today they're talking about theirs. Lauren's what not to wear prayers have been answered, thank you Stacie and Clinton. Stephani finally watched that episode of black mirror. The ladies laugh their way through a moody mix moment. And you'll maybe feel better once you hear from your moms. Maybe.

Stephani and Lauren are here for to recollect their recent mini family vacations. Discussing how child based travel is a gamble that no one is winning. Lauren still wants Steph to watch that Black Mirror Episode. Then the ladies dust off their SR law degrees and chat about their latest fixation, the Karen Read trial!

And just like that, it’s season THREE, baby!!! Let’s catch up on all things April break, visiting the wolf casino & being humbled by your own children. We’re embracing our terrible 2s while we celebrate the last 2 years. HAPPY 2nd BIRTHDAY STAY ROOTED!!!

Stephani & Lauren are back to recap April break so far. They’re talking staycations, the wolf casino & birthday celebrations. Stephani gets her first nickname & Lauren reminds us of a GNO that feels like a lifetime ago, to see their beloved Hannah Berner.

Stephani and Lauren are here to get silly. The ladies catch up on Steph's last animal rescue mission. Lauren enlightens us on the swoon worthy, hamster boy. Stay tuned for the girls anti-advertisement of a new streamed movie.

Stephani & Lauren are finally back to let you know where they’ve been the first half of the month. The past couple weeks threw a few (hundred) curveballs our way and the girls are doing their best to talk through it. Come for the life updates & stay for the sister advocacy.

In the spirit of April fools, the girlies are feeling super silly. Steph is going to try to get to the bottom of whether or not it twas Lauren that sent Luigi Mangioni socks… (Jury is still out) And they’re going to unpack the evolution of their social media identities across all platforms. x33

Stephani and Lauren are ready to shed their winter cocoons, and say, "Happy New Year!" The ladies are getting a breath of fresh air, opening the windows, and purging all their belongings. The ladies talk about trends they're loving, and what they're looking forward to with Springs arrival.

Stephani and Lauren are ranting and rambling, on a bits and pieces spree lately. They're wrapping up their newest hyper-fixation with the Severance finale recap. The ladies also chat about their need to take care of small, defenseless creatures. They also discuss what Lauren has been watching with her children, a real liberating curveball, Hamilton!

Stephani and Lauren are here, and they have severed in from their normal, hectic lives to discuss their favorite show... and other nonsense. Like, trapped astronauts finally making their way back to earth, and other light stuff like that.

Stephani and Lauren are here… mostly. They’re spreading awareness for a cause they are currently very passionate about, ASWB (avoiding sickness with bangs). Lauren’s advocating for bumming wipes off of strangers & Steph is disappointing everyone’s dads. Happy Birthday, RBG. We’re doing our best.

We made it to Friday, Rooties! And things are getting weird. Lauren is impulsively buying (un)caged animals, Stephani is hopped up on Celsius & everyone is worried.

Stephani and Lauren are here, and they have an Advocate Like A Mother update. The ladies chat about what it takes to get things done for their children... and themselves, sometimes. Chat with the girls about what's going on in the right now because that's all they can digest at the moment.

Stephani and Lauren meet back for another episode recapping the season, one finale of severance, for all those who are still catching up. They also turned to their outies, who are having a hard time in this very real world. Whether you had a good week, a bad week, or you're just feeling weak... There's something here for you.

Stephani and Lauren are obsessed with Severance. Almost certain that this wasn't supposed to just be a review of the show, it quickly became mostly a review of the show... because they are obsessed! These women went viral over asking for a lobotomy, come hear their hot takes on brainwashing implanted chips. Ben Stiller and Adam Scott, this one is (mostly) for you.

Stephani and Lauren have marked themselves safe from winter break home with their children. With full time jobs and persistent viral infections, the ladies had their work cut out for them. But of course, they made their time count with bowling, Build a Bear, and Sugar Factory glimmers. Turns out that the Zoom hangout isn't just for them, it's elementary schooler approved also!