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Stephani & Lauren are back, witches. They’re talking hand stuff…?? And the witchcraft overtaking our homes. Steph is on a felt brigade & Lauren’s fighting for her (ottoman’s) life.

Stephani & Lauren are finally back to talk about the elephant in the room, aka Steph’s wheelchair. Steph is recovering from another knee surgery (how original) and Lauren is cozying up with her grandpa Joe bestie to talk through it all.

Stephani and Lauren have returned for a preoperative episode. As Stephani awaits to go back under the knife, the girls prove that they do well under pressure. Laughing about what's to come, and getting real about what's on their mind.

Stephani and Lauren come back to you with another unhinged episode about pretty much nothing. The topic is self deprecation and toxic positivity, as Stephani nears her dreaded loss of physical stability.

Stephani and Lauren are going through it, but the show must go on... so, you're welcome for this unhinged ramble of all the trauma that has ensued this last week. Lauren talks plane crashes, family loss, and toddler surgical journeys. Stephani dabbles in being the emergency contact friend, trunk or treat, and a bestfriend crossover that we all (mostly Lauren) was rooting for. Sit down, and grab so...

Stephani & Lauren are here recapping their latest adventure, broom making. The girls relive Steph’s niche Going Away (to her mobility) party & share some tales along the way.

Stephani & Lauren are unraveling but in a cute way. They’re talking their kids (and moms) having their own styles, cosplaying as teenage girls & anthropomorphism???

Stephani and Lauren are back again, and this time it is Steph's Super Bowl. Taylor Swift released her new album, The Life Of A Show Girl, so you know the ladies have some things to say about that. The ladies also laugh about some other goings on.

Stephani and Lauren are at it again, and this time they watched some things. Both from the couch and from the theater. First they review a show that everyone's been watching, except for Lauren, The Summer I Turned Pretty. And then, they discuss the play that Lauren has been obsessed with, and Stephani is learning to love, Hamilton! Come along with the girls as they talk about the first time at the...

Stephani and Lauren are back with another episode. And this time, they decide to both crash and flip out. Let's go over the latest "greatest speech of all time" by our terror of the town, Daddy Donald. The ladies eventually ignore the screaming toddler in the room (they've been training for this presidency), and focus on the important topics... witches. All stand for the national anthem, Stevie Ni...

Stephani & Lauren are flipping, spiraling & crashing out all over the place. Steph shares the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to her & we admit that our kids may not all be as inclusive as we’d hoped.

Stephani & Lauren are back to catch you up on where they’ve been (and who’s been tattooing them 👀). They debate if their bank accounts justify a sugar daddy, unpack the chaotic Bachelorette x SLOMW crossover we never knew we’d get, and dive into the show of the moment: Unknown Number: A High School Catfish. Buckle up, Rooties, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

Stephani & Lauren are back with a new episode! They’re giving 1 pt to big pharma & taking their meds again… which of course will make for an interesting episode.

Stephani & Lauren are back here to commiserate, celebrate, and laugh through all the back-to-school chaos with you. But first, catch up with us as we spill where we’ve been, what summer threw our way (including a few unexpected medical scares… someone get Lauren an EpiPen, STAT 👀), and of course, we couldn’t resist making up a brand-new game… because why the heck not?

Stephani & Lauren are here to review everyone’s fav movie about twins that are separated at birth and coincidentally wind up at the same damn camp at the same damn time, THE PARENT TRAP. But before they get into it, they’ll check in on each other’s mental health, get through some phone updates & debate Amazon delivery mixups. YOUTUBE EPISODE https://youtu.be/ueLKcK34vyg?si=FT3goB5YnUTzB46I

Lauren and Stephani explore various themes ranging from the humorous struggles of technology and customer service to the profound influence of pop culture icons like Taylor Swift. They share personal anecdotes about their experiences with insurance claims, delivery mishaps, and the unexpected challenges of modern communication. The discussion also touches on self-care practices, the significance o...

Stephani and Lauren recount a chaotic week filled with humorous mishaps, including a phone fiasco that leads to a frantic search. They reflect on the importance of technology in their lives, share experiences from a recent concert, and discuss the challenges of parenting in a digital age. Lauren has been watching a new show, and please be warned that it is not porn. and thank god for St. Anthony.

YouTube Episode: https://youtu.be/Ev5GMpHDx6k?si=DOSZFTRW2Bsoe0kt Stephani & Lauren are here to bounce around topics like its their job (and honestly, it kind of is??) They bond over heart-warming parenting topics like your kids creatively cussing you in front of other people and using kpop to teach every day life lessons. The girls reminisce on brighter times, like literally brighter, who rem...

Stephani & Lauren are here to talk about the movie we've all been waiting for, Happy Gilmore 2. The girls give you their thoughts (eventally)... but not before they show of their newest merch, Stay Rooted x Jolly Jar & give their unfiltered (obv) feedback on Donnies latest call to action... yeah you guessed it, the Presidential Fitness Test!!! * crickets* Come for the tea (cups) and stay f...

Stephani and Lauren explore self-care, family dynamics, and the power of the all inclusive. They discuss the challenges of motherhood, the joys of family vacations, and the quirks of personal grooming.

Stephani & Lauren are here to recap all of the wedding things. Steph reminisces on being her sisters MOH and Lauren assumes the role of assistant to the MOH. They laugh, they cry & they’re always rooting for love (and a strong Panic at the Disco finale).

Stephani & Lauren are back from their hiatus. Before they catch you up on where they’ve been, they’ve got some animal care stories to get off their chest. And also, where tf does hay even come from???

Stephani and Lauren explore the complexities of navigating chaos and anxiety in their lives, touching on themes of anticipation, the pressures of wedding planning, and the role of the maid of honor. They delve into personal journeys of self-expression, the importance of therapy, and the validation provided by medical professionals. The discussion also highlights the challenges of motherhood, the n...

Stephani and Lauren are back from the wedding of the year, yes, the Bezos bash… via TikTok, and they’re ready to spill everything (well… almost). This week, we’re debating life’s real dilemmas: What’s worse—boat hair or hospital hair? Plus, are we doing too much by raising little therapy pros? Tune in for hot takes, deep thoughts, and the usual chaos.

Stephani and Lauren are here to catch you up on all the things. Steph hosts her little sisters bachelorette party in the woods and Lauren survives her first tech week.