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Stephani and Lauren left you ladies hanging, like they learned from Mr. Jimmy Beast. The ladies wrap up what was the finale recap, and move on to some other very important topics. Like, angler fish death wishes. Stay with them, they're trying their best... sort of.

Stephani and Lauren are talking unfortunate events, and people making a fortune on their new favorite game show. Lauren made a rookie mom mistake, and she's here to burn the Sage. Stephani guides us through the finale of the ladies new favorite game show, Beast Games!

Stephani and Lauren are back, as much as they can be. With a nonstop viral wave, in the respiratory system instead of on social media, recording has been an uphill battle for the ladies this season. But they're dedicated to getting you the news you need. Like rodents, predicting when this awful season will end.

Stephani and Lauren are back on their new recording platform, working out the kinks and chatting about theirs. The ladies review what's going on in pop culture, law suits, and conspiracy theories that have them entertained. Is the king of rock and roll alive?

Stephani and Lauren are switching it up this week with recording. Given the fact that the winter keeps knocking them down, they decided to go all 2020 with the recording process. Bear with the ladies as they get used to their new set up, and pull up a chair to join them.

The girls are talking about everything and nothing at all. Come along as we debate whether or not Mark Zuckerberg is AI? Did Elon Musk have a system update mid-inauguration?? Have you ever seen Voldemort & Bill Clinton in the same room??? There’s so much to debate** Put on your tinfoil hats Rooties, we’re completely unhinged.

Stephani and Lauren are millennial moms, of course they're going to give their children yes days...

Stephani and Lauren are back for another bits and pieces.

Stephani and Lauren are recollecting on the year that has passed, and slightly acknowledging the start of the new year. Come along with the ladies as they decipher the that stuck, and the ones that were yuck.

Stephani and Lauren are back to finish the recap of Wicked: The Movie. They have watched this movie more than a few times at this point, and they want to tell you all the things. Grab your wands, broomsticks, and dancing shoes. Let's defy gravity, and our bedtimes.

Stephani and Lauren are bringing in the new year FRAZZLED, but what else is new? The girls had an audio mishap, that they are fully prepared to blame anyone but themselves for. They recollect their "simply chaotic" NYE celebration. And refuse to acknowledge 2025... yet.

Stephani & Lauren are back but they’re not ready to set their intentions quite yet, but happy New Year to those who celebrate… Stephani went on a date for her and her husbands birthday and Lauren reminds her that the timing of her birthday is less than desirable. The little rooties have a sleepover & we do more Wicked things!

Stephani & Lauren are back to finally review Wicked! The girlies obv have a LOT to say about it, so much so that we had to make it into a 2 part thang (how Hollywood **eyeroll**) The girls will catch you up on where they’ve been and talk about their IRL theatrical debut for one of their littlest rooties. HAPPY HOLIDAYS FRIENDS!

Stephani & Lauren went to the movies & they want to tell you about it. The girls talk about seeing Wicked & Moana 2 and catch up on the rest of the things they’re doing to get through December.

Stephani and Lauren are fighting for their lives against the mother virus, but they couldn't let the Rooties down this week with another support group meeting. Turns out, they needed it the most. The ladies give a RSV PSA, and discuss the importance of staying sane during the holiday preparations. Of course lightening things up with some congested, comic relief.

Stephani and Lauren are here for another support group check in. They're bouncing through topics, including the sensitive subject of Wicked and Moana 2 movie attendance. Come on in, the chit chat session has begun!

Stephani and Lauren welcome listeners old and new for a little reintroduction. This reorientation episode will tell you about the ladies humble 2020 beginnings and speed you up on all the Rooted history. If you're a long time Rootie or the girls just caught your eye on GMA, there's layers to this shit.

Stephani and Lauren are back for more bits and pieces. This week, they are talking about digging yourself out of the toys you helped fill and hoard your home with. MGK is going to be a dad, Noah Kahan is MIA, and ZB is a real loser. Pull up a chair, we've got the tea.

Stephani and Lauren went viral... in the best way possible for the holiday season. They talk Friendsgiving, and the video. The ladies chat about what's been going on... and wtf is going on?

Stephani and Lauren voted and ordered Taco Bell, neither outcome went as planned. Come along with the lady is as they try to navigate this very uncertain DoorDash time. One thing is for sure, the candy fairy is not their cup of tea. Target Linda for President.

Stephani and Lauren gather to speak mostly about the nonsense, but they want to tell you something. So, pull up a chair. The ladies watched The Perfect Couple, and are ready to play a game of "who done it". Love is Blind, or is it? They try a viral DWTS dance, disabled version. And the importance of girl compliments is discussed.

Stephani and Lauren come to you with some special updates. Stephani has recently become best friends with Hannah Berner. If you haven't already heard her honorable mention on the Giggly Squad Pod, you're going to learn today. Lauren is trying to channel her jealous rage into something good... She placed in her Trunk or Treat, but she truly won when her elementary school child thought she was the c...

Stephani and Lauren join you for a Halloween game, with a middle school style twist. Lauren recollects her series of unfortunate pumpkin carrying events. Stephani relives her Twilight years. The ladies love all things spooky, and they're here to tell you about it.

Stephani & Lauren are back with another bits & pieces. They’re appointing the future leaders of Newer England & going off on tangents about how crazy they COULD be. It’s a whirlwind this episode, hold on tight, rooties.

Stephani and Lauren are back for another episode. This week they are catching up on conversation, and all their side projects. Stephani talks about meeting the newest baby in her life. Lauren discusses her intricate art of procrastination. The ladies are here to serve up laughs and Halloween candy, and they're miraculously not out of either.