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Join the boys on a a death-defying adventure as they battle 1990's vampires in this low-budget gorefest! Do we have any chance of survival, or will we miss our chance to run away during daylight hours because we're too busy talking about PT Cruiser tales, vampire fashion, m'lady of the night, Vampire Bikini Car Wash, and nighttime logic?! Welcome to the Darkness! Trailer: https://ww...

This week the boys join forces with returning special guest Brendan. Together they investigate missing secretaries, a psycho motorcycle gang, and a swindler undertaker. During their quest they converse about ordering a BM at your local greasy spoon, wang first acid baths, what meat they would be, and pulled Bjork sandwiches. Join us for The Undertaker and His Pals! Trailer:  https://www.youtube.co...

The boys join Alec Baldwin in a life of crime in 90's Miami. Between gaslighting a girlfriend, killing people by breaking their fingers, and losing our false teeth, we get distracted by pre-chewing food, the humility that comes with bib-wearing, and desserts that make your pee stink, but mostly we're surprised by just how great this movie is. Seriously it's so fun. Go watch it. Trai...

Join the boys as they put on their Sunday best to enjoy one of the strangest "movies" yet, by none other than Estus W. Pirkle and filmmaker Ron Ormond. Between threats of hell, destruction, and a communist takeover, they discuss church, the effectiveness of propaganda, Jesus' candy, and why there are so many dead kids in a movie made to be shown in church. Like so many. Way too many...

The boys are getting dressed up to get down...into a cellar. After being abducted and put into a hole underneath a house, they plot their escape, but not before discussing Un Heimlich Men, Stewy Stewy, playing doctor, basement party etiquette, John Wayne Gacy westerns, and good bad brother dads! When you think things might get sexy, they end up getting too dark in this week's film! Trailer: h...

In today’s episode the boys are tested in seven challenges orchestrated by Satan himself. With the help of their AI power glove X-CaliBR8 they discuss the art of scrapbooking, Greg’s Star Wars impersonations, Dan’s memoir “Tears of a Pee Holder”, and banana balls.  Prepare to reject our reality and substitute your own. Zap! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr7oipQkCfc IMDB: https://www.imd...

Join the boys as they're baptized into a secretive order of nuns tasked by the Vatican to be God's retribution on a not-so-underground ring of sex-trafficking mobsters. What started as a goofy, blasphemous romp quickly devolves into discussions of what pasta goes best with nuns, whose guardian angel has the most trauma, eating a whole boy at The Old Country Buffet, and the patron saint o...

Join the boys as they try to keep their uncle's gas station afloat! As they try to draw in looky-loos who want to gawk at the female form, they discuss old man jobs, Greaser Boy Emergency Room the movie, babies having babies, and sexy tow truck driver killers. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDV_f3rBs2I IMDB: h ttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077597/ Leave us a 30 second voicemail and i...

The boys get full moon fever and join Corey Haim as he hunts a werewolf priest in his super charged wheelchair the Silver Bullet. During their adventure they encounter drunkle Busey, unnecessary voice overs, a serial killer pranking priest, and make some lemonade in their pants. Ah-hoo! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1dClCykQys IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090021/ Leave us a 30 s...

Three ex-military robots are reprogrammed as teachers and secretly placed in a school where most students are part of organized gangs. Join the boys as they leave prison only to return to the war zone that is public school in the dystopian 1990's. Between getting to know the principal's daughter, holding off a local gang war, and battling 3 terminator teachers, they barely find time to d...

The boys have gone and sold their souls to the devil for the promise of fame and fortune (...can you really blame 'em?!). But while we hang out with our priest friend and try to figure out how to get out of this mess, we discuss Satanist Bob Ross, groutfits, demon butlers, and a little bit of Insane Clown Posse appreciation! Join us on our unholy quest! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Join the boys as they delve into the shot on video insanity of The Soultangler where madness and death are only the beginning. Amidst body possession and mad scientist experimentation the boys talk cheese donuts, chain smoking for mail in Star Wars figures, fatty melts, and learning a foreign language by way of body possession. SOULTANGLER! Movie clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACZEXhcx81M I...

Join the boys as they juggle the stress of their crumbling marriage with solving the mystery of where the locals' heads have gone. This week, they discuss Headhunter, an underseen 80's creature feature that's 1 part demon hunting, 1 part drunk Giuliani, and 5 parts divorce drama. Also discussed: Topless parades, superhero movies starring Mary and Jesus, and college roommates wetting...

The boys are on the case to catch an apron-wearing frumpy serial killer with a god complex! During our stakeout, we discuss how people from the 90s need to get it together, determine the grumpiest movies, set up the plot for The Coroner 2: Dog-at-Law, and relish in the greatness of Nun on a Bun. Movie clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYwCalPtXJI IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121152/ Lea...

Wedding bells are in the air and the boys are getting married to a definitely-not-creepy funeral home director in the definitely-not-creepy town of Newbury! As we write our wedding vows, we discuss blood tests before marriage, air boobs, a new t-shirt idea, church pat-downs for hidden sins, Dan's coming of age moment, and accidental David Lynch-isms! Oh yeah, also, this movie has zombies in i...

The boy rent an apartment from the definitely-not-sadistic-and-insane Klaus Kinski! But while we decorate and assemble our bunk bed built for three, we discuss tequila milkshakes, the most annoying greaser, the nudity proximity paradox in movies, and air duct scooters! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j-GG3K439w IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090881/ Leave us a 30 second voicemail an...

The boys lace up their cleats, grab their bats, and take their positions on the diamond, facing up against a team up brutal, sadistic killers! To kill time before being killed, we discuss Yoda in right field, the mystery of noodles, comedy farts, and our cyborg energy! Will we survive the craziest game of baseball to ever be played?! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocyUzoaoVfQ IMDB: https...

The boy take a trip over to jolly old England to rub elbows with the British elite...and maybe dirty a few nappies along the way! While we hobnob with a bunch of old dudes, we discuss swinger tips, Bing Bong Ding Dong Ping Pong, British accents (and our complete lack of being able to do them), and the problems with having four balls. Grab your baby bottle and call your hot caregiver because you&ap...

Join the boys as they attend an all-girls language school while hoping not to die! On our adventure, we discuss the Saw Leg Killer, Antonio - the luckiest man in the world, dog voyeurs, and the IYCBSL Beavers! So put your bathing suit on because on this episode we're swimming through a whole ocean of sleaze with Jess Franco! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MwaMPRu22U IMDB: https://w...

The boys are on the hunt for a turtle-loving terrorist looking to sell a freeze bomb to the highest bidder. While we karate kick our way through a bunch of useless thugs, we get talking about the art of sounding, hot tub rules, snapping turtle 101, Shrinky Dinks, and goop nostalgia. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdB5qVYJpY IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077408/ Leave us a 30 secon...

Join the boys for a tropical vacation during the last week of Dance April! We take along our dead friend as we tell some George Washington tales, try to find Greg's missing voice,  jump into the world of public domain properties with Winnie the Pooh and the Caper of the Flaccid Penis, and  spread the gospel of Big Husky Energy! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlCADShkhjk IMDB: https:...

The boys are joined by Dan from the Best Best Friends Podcast (@bestbestfriendspod) in their trip to Nilbog for some sweet green delicacies! Will we realize that Nilbog spelled backwards is Goblin, or will we be too distracted by discussions about cereal commercial children, suburban Beastmaster, Grandpa Ghost abilities, and the age of emojis to make it out alive? Tighten your belt by one loop so...

The boys put on their tightest clothes and dance their way through a disco giallo full of twist, turns, 80s wedgies, and hat pin murders! When we're not busy looking for clues, we're discussing communal showers, Dan's KFC tales, Big Greg in the mirror, a moderately adequate lover, long balls, and a new O.C. television sequel! How did we all feel about the first Lucio Fulci movie we&...

The boys put on their dancing shoes and boogie down to Dance April, a month long celebration featuring films that include at least one dance sequence. This week a theater troupe is terrorized by an owl masked killer. Discussions about how to sexually feed fish, Gary’s psychiatric hospital, and the movie CATS ensue. Let the dancing commence! Trailer: https://youtu.be/WMm0pkODWNQ IMDB: https://www.i...

Join the boys as they spend an inordinate amount of time getting to know the people of a poorly-lit small town while waiting for kills to happen. Will they be swept away by the drama, humor, sets, and performances? Or will they completely lose focus and talk about what Thomas the Tank Engine would be like with psychic sex powers? I mean you can probably guess just based on the fact that it's...