Stabby Stabby

The story so far: After getting trapped in a well in the middle of the woods without cell service, the boys try tunneling their way out, only to stumble on a secret underground bunker labeled "Moleman's Movie Hole" decorated and stocked like an 80s VHS rental store. 4 weeks, many movies, and a killer bee attack later and they're beginning to run out of food. This week on the po...

The boys deal with a health issue and a hidden enemy, but distract themselves from their waking nightmare by discussing A Night To Dismember (1983), The Beekeeper (2024), and Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies Go To College (1991). Hit us up on Instagram: @stabbypod if you’d like to recommend a movie, have a comment, or would like to share a story about a time you had fallen down a well.   Leave us a 30 second...

The boys uncover a beautiful underground secret. Join them as they discuss the wild and wacky Freaked (1993), Timothée Chalamet in the musical fantasy film Wonka (2023), and prog-rock horror Shudder original Destroy All Neighbors (2024). Hit us up on Instagram: @stabbypod if you’d like to recommend a movie, have a comment, or would like to share a story about a time you had fallen down a well.   L...

The boys find themselves deep in a well with nothing but beer and old chicken and pass the time by discussing Emerald Fennell's twisty-turny Saltburn (2023), one of Shudder's best original films Deadstream (2022), and Zack Snyder's latest 2-hour music video Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire (2023). We're mixing things up as we ease into year 4 of the podcast. If you'v...

This week the boys are joining a group of female vigilantes as they attempt to take down the male scum throughout New York City! After donning our ski masks and piling into a small van, we discuss de-dicking, cake wife, spicy tomato sauce, peeing your pants to stay safe, and dong snipers! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnkSJCNOzZs IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0160339/ Leave us a 30...

The boys are on the hunt for a group of murderous bank robbers while having to deal with the after effects of being dead! While grappling with our bodies that just don't want to stay alive, we discuss burger groping, our personal movie archetypes, an amuse-bouche for Ebola Syndrome, kings of the playground, and The Noid! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slk9yLyGyVk IMDB: https://www.i...

Join the boys as we don our finest tuxedo t-shirts and walk a blood red carpet at an awards ceremony we made for ourselves. This week, we look back at the 51 (!) movies Stabby Stabby reviewed in 2023 and make them fight each other to the DEATH across 10 categories ranging from best song to favorite film. Which movie will go down in history as the year's best? How long will it take to get thro...

The boys are taking their ladies out into the woods for a nice, relaxing camping trip and there definitely won't be a psychopath with an axe hunting them down one-by-one! Come join us as we drink beers, roast s'mores, and tell stories around the campfire involving Mrs. Mississippi, naughty girls need love, too, bookstore poops, interdimensional Bigfoot and imaginary friends, and Rube Gol...

This week the boys take a trip to their local arcade. Between hotdogs and hijinks, they chat about wedgies, van hot tubs, Nintendo neck, and guess my fart. Let’s play some – TOTALLY AWESOME VIDEO GAMES! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTN6SlYfGnM IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085764/ Leave us a 30 second voicemail and if we like it we’ll play it on the show: (949) 4-STABBY (949-478-...

Join the boys as they travel to a strange convent hidden on an island to learn about their dead parents and dark secrets. While meeting the locals and navigating malicious nuns, they discover their Lovecraftian origins and the true purpose of the convent. And also stumble down rabbit holes about spiders, what parts of you wrinkle when they get wet, Neapolitan demon milk, and flying nuns. A technic...

Join the boys as they team up with a bumbling idiot, Santa Claus, and a teenage girl on a quest to find someone who is worthy of becoming the NEW Santa Claus!  We wish we were candidates, but unfortunately we lose our focus and discuss Joe Karate, new podcast topic ideas, Tim Allen's The Santa Clause, the war on Christmas, old elves, and wooden toys! We hope you have a great Christmas and a h...

HO HO HOLY CRAP! It’s a killer comet! The boys kick off this holiday season with an 80s cult classic. In between shopping trips to the mall, they discuss Castlevania safe words, butt shaking Santas, the gimp of the apocalypse, and sauerkraut. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F13mpUTYS3E IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087799/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 Leave us a 30 second voicemail and if we lik...

Join the boys as they concoct a karate crew to kick their way through an evil cult to rescue a senator's daughter. There's glass breaking, acupuncture torture, bull mazes, helicopter fake outs, and some completely unnecessary nudity. Also, we discuss listening to screaming sound effects at work, 80's little muscle men, martialing arts, mid-thigh henchmen shorts, and hey... a butt&ap...

The boys run and hide across the Pennsylvania countryside as zombies are running amuck! As we hunker down inside basements and barns, we discuss nuns, workplace fashion tips, conservative make out sessions, Barbara Crampton, soaking, and those wonderful PA accents! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-IpzFQbgR0 IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109809/ Leave us a 30 second voicemail and if...

This week the boys converse about Amalgam Comics, burning books, and monkeys driving flying cars. And that is all before they even get into the plot of the movie. Hope you brought your appetite because we are about to gobble up 1982’s Turkey Shoot. Warning…this is no film for chickens! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCg5cNqC31k IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082338/?ref_=tttg_ov Lea...

The boys stay down under for a modern Australian western that wedges them in the middle of a battle to the death between local small town cops and a mysterious escaped convict on a quest for revenge. And meat pies! We discuss meat pies. And soggy Arby's buns. And the meaning of panthers. And how we'd probably name our kid Snake Eyes. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vafKLgdg94 I...

The boys are heading down under in the hopes of "probing" an ongoing alien invasion! Will we join up with an investigator from the special branch or be too distracted by shiny lights in the sky, causing us to get caught up discussing alien pregnancies and love sheets, Outback Steakhouse, sticky situations, and LuluHeMan leggings? It's not a mystery what happens. Youtube: https://www...

The boys investigate an unknown assailant killing female students at a college campus in Boston with a big old yellow chainsaw. Who could it be? Along the way they chat about waterbeds, dandelion wine, transforming into monkeys, and showering in the gym with Jim. Get ready for Pieces – it’s exactly what you think it is! You don't have to go to Texas for a chainsaw massacre! Trailer: https://w...

Join the boys on the last day of Sellout October as they prep for Halloween with one of the newest classics, Trick 'r Treat. Will they survive encounters with murderers, zombie kids, were-babes, and Brian Cox, or will they succumb to Sam's razor-bladed-poisoned candy? Or, more realistically, will they get too distracted planning a boys-only candle-lit pumpkin carving slumber party? Eithe...

During week 4 of Sellout October, the boys head off on a getaway to a remote cabin in the woods, but unfortunately, they aren't alone. As we battle Deadites in the fruit cellar and the woods, we discuss chip dip tales, the merits (or lack thereof) of Halloween Ends, and snack jealousy, and Eric confesses a big 2-year movie marathon betrayal! So grab your chainsaw and get groovy with us as we...

In this Sellout October episode, the boys go on a trip to Elm Street. They take a little nap and dream of Freddy’s glove - Lil’ Handsy, they discuss mood hair, priest dentists, and closet vodka. Join them as they slice into Wes Craven’s 1984 horror classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street! Whatever you do…DON’T FALL ASLEEP! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCVh4lBfW-c IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/...

This week we continue the spooky season Sellout October tradition by finally covering one of the greatest horror films ever made. The boys are joined by returning guest Patrick Blanchfield to navigate a wealthy family's decent into hell and eventual treatment by a priest who's lost his faith. We deep dive into the making of the film, discuss just how much of himself William Blatty left i...

Kick off spooky season and Sellout October with the boys as they venture into the woods for the "final" time and hope to not get murdered! Between doing our best spastic dance moves, we'll discuss butt thrusts, banana knives, Jimmy's Thirts, please-don't-look-at-my-body dipping, and Director Daddy! It's the best time of year and we're kicking it off with one of t...

In this episode the boys renovate an abandoned movie theater and host an all-night marathon. Unbeknownst to them there is a psycho killer on the loose. Join them as they discuss Greg’s affinity for pots and pans, the duties of an AMC CPO (Chief Prank Officer), and bidet seats for movie theaters. It’s Popcorn! Buy a bag…go home in a box! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0FbB0Y9NV8 IMDB: ht...

The boys go on a "musical sci-fi adventure" in the distant, post-apocalyptic, post-man, post-clothes future where they follow warring tribes of women searching for their grandmothers' burlesque films. Will the boys get lost in the bizarre plot, distracted by the amazing photography, or will they just chat about safe words, Greg's gimp suit, and whether the fine line that separa...