Stabby Stabby

The boys try to stop seven bald naked brothers from impregnating their younger sister and bringing forth an old-man-baby-living-in-a -crystal to destroy the world! But we get ultimately get sidetracked with discussing McDonald's lore, uncomfortable therapy chairs, the sad silence of bad jokes, and a baby blood monsoon! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHoEPtBge9E IMDB: https://www.imd...

This episode the boys tackle Lovecraft lore, kill a reanimated Hitler in a team building activity, discuss the best method for keeping clean in the shower, swap fainting stories, and crave bone marrow glazed donuts. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGxIJF3qwIs IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107664/ Leave us a 30 second voicemail and if we like it we’ll play it on the show: (949) 4-STA...

The boys embark on their 100th episode by donning their detective outfits and investigating the underbelly of 80's LA in search of a missing girl. Will they defeat an ancient cult of chainsaw-worshipping sex workers? Or will they get distracted by discussing novelty cocktail ingredients, the best way to die, and the universe hidden inside Greg's belly button? Both! 100th episode, babies!...

Join the boys as they don their red vampire capes to fight off killer worms from outer space! When we're not hiding for our lives in the attic, we discuss little Dutch boy blood stoppers, being nip-gypped, our hatred for small talk, and our love for pancake naps. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXEu8BC-N7w IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087998/ Leave us a 30 second voicemail and...

This week the boys search for the mysterious white fire diamond. During their adventure they encounter wet boy summer, ahegao appreciation, hair cut clones, and some sister face off action. White Fire! White Fire! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIew9awvtRs IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088359/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 Like a book club but for dissecting obscure thriller, exploitation, and...

Join the boys as they follow Bobby on the worst day you could imagine befalling an 8 year old boy, starting at an innocent-looking amusement park before veering into naked, squishy body horror. What at first seems like a playful new approach to animation quickly devolves into one of the grossest, strangest movies ever covered on the podcast. Also, the boys discuss edible alien cotton candy butts a...

The boys finally tackle a Giallo in the only style they know how: super sleazy. But instead of investigating a black gloved killer, we end up asking too many questions about castrations, doing our makeup in the reflection of Chrome Christ, discussing the merits of Too Much Butt, and creating the next great horror monster: Draculami, the Italian Dracula! (We're so so sorry to all of our Italia...

Join the boys as they travel to Japan to investigate a spooky demon mound. Along the way they encounter squonk the perpetually sad Pennsylvania cryptid, psychic grandmas, back moles with human faces in them, Greg’s love of Jerry Maguire, and the effects from eating goblin meat. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5CK4WXtJuo IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100991/ Like a book club but for...

Oil your hair and iron your cummerbund, it's the second annual Stabby Stabby Hugo Awards! Join the boys in a retrospective of 2022 by rolling around in the 50 movies they've covered to decide their favorites across 10 different categories. What's the best death? What's our favorite song? Why does Greg have 20 nominations for best nudity? Join us as we raise a glass to the cinem...

The boys try out to be three shepards as they head off to the Alps to take care of some cows...and manifest a demon! Along the way, we get lost discussing humans as meat blobs, Phallic Nomads, fart announcements, Dan's milk friend, and "throwing rockers and showing knockers." Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYnSMRuEqLk IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098410/ Like a book...

The boys take a trip to rural Tennessee to indulge in some moonshine and triple x goodness. They chow down on some condiment sandwiches, discuss horse glue pudding, and appreciate the musical styling of the mouth harp. Trailer:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-pr_LiGYM IMDB:  https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070332/ Like a book club but for dissecting obscure thriller, exploitation, and horror mov...

Join Greg, Dan, and special returning guest Jesse as they navigate life sleeping around with everyone at a seaside bar. Will they die from trying to process the horrific life of the titular “witch”, or will they get distracted talking about mankini burritos and Jack Dracula tattooing the real Dracula? Both. The answer is both.  Trailer: https://youtu.be/2k30aNFUX4Q IMDB: https://m.imdb.com/title/t...

The boys are joined once again by Jesse (@biggreenmonstr) from Apple to Oranges and Cinedudes as we celebrate the absolutely 100% real holiday of Life Day! While we drink to celebrate (and forget) this much maligned holiday special, we also dig into 80s Wookie hair tips, Dan's Star Wars therapy session, and Han Solo's radical misinterpretation of the true meaning of Life Day! Join us, wo...

Hey all you Hulkamaniacs gather around as the boys spread Christmas cheer and discuss peeing in the shower, plastic Santa hijinks, sexy Santa outfits, and nose ketchup. Merry Christmas! Brother! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNAF2uf-_Y4 IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117550/ Like a book club but for dissecting obscure thriller, exploitation, and horror movies. Next movie announced...

The boys and returning guest/friend of the show Patrick head out to the New Mexico desert to destroy some vampire goons using only the power of the sun...and a super powered winch attached to the front of a beefed up Jeep. In the meantime, we discuss vampire bathroom issues and their prostates, run around a hotel lobby naked yelling "BALDWIN!" at the top of our lungs, and put together th...

Join the boys on a journey into outer space as they battle martians set on taking over (or maybe just destroying) the Earth! We learn that in life you can’t always be a Ling, apply for the job of Chief Worrying Officer, discuss the only planet you really need to remember, and put together the plot for Minions 4: Mars Men 2! Movie: https://youtu.be/mY7f0RwCjTg IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt194...

This episode the boys along with friend Brendan Carr discuss wood porn, pimp mortician monologues, needle to the eye stabbing, what you hide in your underwear drawer, and their love hate relationship with little Greggy. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZmlEh34unM IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082242/ Like a book club but for dissecting obscure thriller, exploitation, and horror movi...

Join the boys as they watch a vampire called The Master expose the flaws in Barbara Crampton's marriage to Larry Fessenden. She might suck blood, but he's too busy sucking the Bible to notice. Will we learn from the film's anti-patriarchal themes, or will we get distracted by gore, furniture rearranging, precocious children, Larry's hair, and priestly forehead kisses? Trailer:...

Join the boys as they head off to an Arizona ghost town in search of a topless Native American ghost woman! While we swim in our jorts and try to figure out how reincarnation works in this film, we also start the movement to #CancelCher, fawn over Drunkle Andrew the Dirt Raker, determine why it's a "uterUS" and not a "uterME," plan out our new Derby Girl Conveyor Belt Wurl...

This week the boys put on their best ninja outfits, sexily chug some V8 juice, and aerobicize their way through Canon Films cult classic Ninja III: The Domination. Along the way they plan for Dancing April, discuss hairy cops, explore the benefits of wearing spiked shoes, and once again confess their love for actor James Hong. Never forget – only a ninja can kill a ninja. Trailer: https://www.yout...

The boys wrap up 2022's Sellout October with the cult classic Halloween 3: Season of the Witch! Will they unravel the mysterious death of a local father and businessman and ultimately save the children of America? Yes! But they'll get distracted discussing Tom Atkins' casual mustachioed workplace assaults, how witches and goblins make babies, and the ultimate horror-themed holiday f...

Join the boys for week 4 of Sellout October as they wrestle with two of horror's heavyweights in a battle to the death! We put a story outline together for The Muppets Go To Hell, wonder what other commercial IPs would make great fodder for a "vs" movie, meet the King of No Business, and all become dad's to Eric's children. Welcome to our nightmare! Trailer: https://www.yo...

Join the boys as we wander into a stranger's home and join a mad family for dinner. We're continuing our Sellout October streak of mainstream movies by chatting our way through the Tobe Hooper classic pondering topics like meaninglessness, what kind of luggage we'd rather be, and if it's possible to milk a dead cow. Trailer: https://youtu.be/T3TILW0O_C0 IMDB: https://www.imdb.c...

It’s Sellout October, baby, so break out the leather and S&M gear. Join the boys as they descend into hell and encounter a tighty-whitie cenobite, indulge themselves at the Old Country Buffet, and cream their jeans over the genius of Clive Barker. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpEQNEHKdXg IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093177/ Like a book club but for dissecting obscure thrille...

Welcome to Sellout October, the month where we watch and discuss films that normal people have seen! On today's episode, we spend a lot of time in mausoleums, fight Jawas, look awesome in a black 'Cuda, and deliver ice cream right to your door with a smile and a jingle! Speaking of, for some reason this episode is the most musical one we've had yet, so enjoy our dulcet tones between...