Sorry We're Cyrus

Dentists, Botox, and filler, oh my! This week your hosts start off by chatting about dental and aesthetic procedures, and Tish shares her fear of getting filler in her veins and going blind. Brandi reminds her that you can’t live life in fear, and then Tish reminds her that they need to talk about Dom. They both have some exciting Off-Limits to talk about, and then welcome co-founder of Multiverse...

Why do men think that we want to see their ankles and why is Europe so against the best invention of all time, air conditioning? These are just some of the hard-hitting questions Brandi and Tish are answering on today’s episode. But actually, one of the Stoners calls in asking for the real tea, like whose DMs Brandi wants to slide into, and what hot goss Tish will share when she writes her tell-al...

Tish and Brandi are back in America and one of them couldn't be happier to finally place some online orders... we will let you guess which! That same host believes that once you’ve seen one castle, you’ve seen em all! Maybe opposites don’t attract in dating, but they sure can in mother-daughter relationships. The two talk about their July 4th plans, some of their favorite current paint colors, and...

Live from Rome, your hosts give a full rundown of their Italian adventures. They dish on what to order, where to visit, and the key to combating jet lag. Brandi had to leave and DJ a festival in Michigan, which officially ranks as one of her top festivals despite having to shelter in place from a storm. We also learn that she loves a hot cop. Your hosts share their 4th of July plans, what’s on Tiz...

Tish is free as a bird flying high and Brandi is cranky and exhausted as can be, which makes for, well... just another episode of Sorry We’re Stoned. Tish had a great night hanging with Brandi’s friends, enjoying some quality time before their big trip to Italy! Tish wants everyone to know that her cranky daughter's potty mouth did not come from her. In fact, the cranky didn’t come from her either...

Welcome back to the struggle bus, population: Tizzle. Once we get MT settled and sorted, she fills Brandi in on how busy she is and how much she misses Dom. Brandi reminds her that she’s not that busy she is just running errands like the rest of the country, but Tizzle begs to differ. The two discuss their upcoming travel plans to meet up with Dom in Italy, and they have lots of Off Limits to chat...

Miley came in like a wrecking ball and said enough was enough with Tizzle’s messy home. Tish explains that she doesn’t have time to clean her house anymore because she’s busy being madly in love. She also talks about her awesome night at the Shania concert. Your hosts tackle a few Dear MTs and offer advice on housewarming gifts, if college is worth it, and overcoming guilt from your mother about m...

Tish has found her new favorite weed inspired by her idol, Pamela Anderson. Brandi is not a fan of MT on this weed, but that’s not going to stop her! The two dish on Brandi’s recent visit and all the fun things they got up to. Plus, Tizzle talks about Noah, who is just absolutely living her best life at the moment. Per usual, Brandi comes for MT's chaotic setup and her chaotic house that she needs...

Why is everyone taking Ivermectin and Ozempic? We are not here for that y’all. Tish doesn’t even know if she believes in vitamins and supplements, apparently. And all those pharmaceutical commercials? Those have got to stop. Along with the “senior citizen over 55” ones...those are just rude. Tizzle’s birthday is coming up and even though she was adopted and can’t be certain of her age, we’re prett...

If you’ve been on Instagram lately, we’re sure you’re caught up…But in case you’re not, Tizzle has a rock on her ring finger! After keeping it private for a little while, she and Dom announced their engagement and Tish is overcome with emotion over the love and support she feels. She wishes she was a big old star and could give her speech to the world. Instead, y’all get the speech. Brandi also ha...

Tish tried to get her California license this morning (about time), but it was an online test that she couldn’t get to work so she got stressed and got high and joins Brandi a little out of it. Her brain cells aren’t brain-celling today, but that’s okay, because that’s kind of how we roll. A Stoner asks for tips on managing her boyfriend's career—a perfect question for Tish, who likes to manage ev...

Brandi is dying to know what it’s like not to bleed from your vagina once a month, and Tish is happy to report that it is excellent. MT also says she’s the happiest she’s been in her whole life, so we are off to a really great start this week folks. Your hosts chat about Star and Tish’s hormones, and Brandi explains how she basically slept in a barn the past few nights because Ever had colic. MT h...

Tish is fresh off of one of the greatest weekends ever hanging out with Dom and friends—she felt like she was in a movie, and for the first time in forever, she feels free. The life she’s wanted for so long is finally a reality, and she couldn’t be happier. We learn what she and Dom talk about when they’re alone and get an inside look at their happily ever after. Your hosts then dive into their Of...

Tish is on her trolly this week so your hosts are smooth sailing through this ep. We get an update on young Noah (she’s thriving) and talk about the NBA lifting its ban on marijuana (go sports!) Brandi spent time with her brother Trace last week and discovered he is quite the hot commodity, something Tish is not surprised about. Your hosts also deep dive into Love is Blind as they are shooketh to...

Tish has long lost her trolly because this episode is pure chaos. Your hosts attempt to start the show by talking skin care and beauty products, then get into their first argument about who has loved Celsius longer. They then discuss the weather ... clearly struggling here. Astra starts looking at the floor in a way that freaks Brandi right out and they derail once more. Brandi and Tish then disag...

Sorry, We’re Not Stoned this week, because Tish has mold in her house so she smoked yesterday to feel better, went on a cleaning spree, and is exhausted. But you know what? This is Hollywood baby and the show WILL go on—plus, Brandi low-key likes sober Tizzle because she can actually keep the convo going. Brandi wants to discuss her Aura ring and Tish is fascinated by her mood-changing nail polish...

This episode is for the beauty lovers out there, as your hosts chat all things hair and dish on the hottest beauty treatments they recently tried out. Plus, we get all the deets on Miley’s album release party, and learn which songs from the album MT and BC can’t get enough of. We learn where, “mama told me girl smoke ‘em if you got ‘em” came from, and how Rose Colored Lenses reminds MT of summers...

If you use Safari instead of Chrome, you’ve found your people. This week starts off with some technological qualms before Brandi decides that now would be an excellent time to start up an acting career, since all her Botox has worn off and you can see her every emotion. Your hosts then discuss their sparkling waters of choice, for a longer time than you’d think two people could talk about water, a...

Tish and Brandi are back for Season 3, and boy do they have some things to talk about ... They are sure to touch on the piping hot tea y’all are wondering about, but they also want to share some high points in their lives since last season! They reminisce on vacations in South America, Kauai, and Mexico City, in addition to the 2 NYE specials put on by HopeTown Entertainment. Plus, Miley has a new...

They're baaack... Mother-daughter duo Tish and Brandi Cyrus hop on and hot box their mics every Thursday to give you stoners an inside look at Hollywood's craziest (and most fun, obviously) family. Get ready for even more High Design, Dear MT, Cyrus family stories and hot (high) takes on pop culture and current happenings. Be sure to give us a follow wherever you listen and @sorrywerestoned on IG,...

Coming off her Hollywood Power Lunch, Tish is ready to spill the tea on her trick to getting ready —have Miley Ray Cyrus raid your closet. There’s no one better at putting outfits together and Tish and Brandi are low key jealous. Then in Off Limits, Tish is psyched to learn Succession on HBO is back. She is obsessed with Kieran Culkin and loves the character he plays on the show. But let’s be seri...

This week, Tish and Brandi are joined by a very special guest - Trace Cyrus! Tish can't get enough of Trace’s girlfriend, Tay! She just graduated from beauty school, and you better believe Tish is going to Tay from now on for her hair extensions (do you know how expensive they are these days?!). Tish's favorite thing about Tay, however, is her attitude - her enthusiasm is contagious. In this week'...

Welcome back stoners! Tish and Brandi are back in Nashville and had a blast at the second weekend of Austin City Limits. The trip was filled with good friends, music, and vintage shopping (turns out every pair of jeans magically fit Tish) and Brandi even found a pair this time around! Tish isn’t the only one loving her quality time with Baby Bear - Brandi’s dog, Astra, is apparently another huge f...

Hitting her groove with her new functional movement routine, Tish is really feeling herself. It’s all about the vibrations people! She has upped her Qigong knowledge and has been loving the positive vibes and energy she’s been feeling lately. Tish and Brandi had the best time at their Cyrus Family Dinner last night, even though they missed Noah, they had a blast spending time with Trace’s fiancé T...

Welcome back, Stoners! This week Tish and Brandi are jumping right into it with some Off-Limits, and Tish has already finished all of Clickbait. As part of her investing in herself and taking her self-care more seriously (which also includes her awesome workouts and a great body work session) she’s allowing herself more time and space for what she loves. And she loves a good thriller. Tish and Bra...