Sorry We're Cyrus

Let’s play a game: how far into the episode do you think Tish can get without another Dom segment? You’ll have to stay tuned for the answer. On the topic of love, your hosts discuss how it’s better to fall in love later when you’re more mature, anyway. Tizzle shares some wise words from Dr. Amen before diving into a new segment, Joint Investigations, where she shares the true crime story that has...

For 2024 Tish said she was going to cut back on smoking, and Brandi wants to really lean into manifestation. Tizzle gets on her soapbox and shares a lovely reminder: "the more you stomp in shit, the more it stinks!". On that note, we need your opinion! Should we call this segment Tish's Soap Box or Mom-tra? Let us know! Your hosts play an oh-so-fun game of truth or drag/drink where they ask some j...

Well, Stoners, we’ve got some news. Some freakin’ big news. But before we give that away just yet, Tish tells us about her experience with anxiety lately and the absolute wormhole she went down on Instagram about regulating her nervous system. She also shares some kitchen trends she’s been absolutely LOVING and that she may or may not be painting all of her cabinets a new color. They both share th...

How do you podcast? It’s been too long… sorry for the break, Stoners, but we promise we’ll make it up to you very soon with a special surprise. But anyway, HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Your hosts recap their holiday festivities before diving into some Off-Limits. Brandi realizes that she literally is Cameron Diaz from The Holiday and has discovered a new found appreciation for the movie. Your Dear MTs have yo...

Tizzle has a drink and her Tishmas list in hand, so put on your holiday pants and get ready for some Christmas cheer! Tish, a rebel-at-heart, needs suggestions for her soap box segment where she rants. Also, Stoners, when you ask, we listen! We have Olivia Caridi on the pod to catch y’all up on what she’s been doing, including apartment hunting in New York (a nightmare) and dating in the big city...

False alarm everyone, Snoop didn’t actually stop smoking. It was all a PR stunt! Fake! Like everything else in the world. Speaking of fake, social media has ruined our lives and AI is going to take over all of our jobs. On another note, Tish thinks she would make a great actress so as long as AI doesn’t make that job obsolete maybe that’s in store for her. Your hosts recap their most favorite Than...

So, Snoop Dog decided to quit smoking? Major news here people and Tish has thoughts. Major news for Brandi as well, who got to cross an F1 DJ gig off her bucket list. Your hosts dive into some Off Limits and discuss The Crown before playing your Dear MTs which have them chatting High Design, getting Brandi to Vancouver, and if Tish has a medical marijuana card. Plus, they share the most valuable t...

Stoners, Tizzle is living her best life after meeting with one of the greatest Producers of all time, Denise Di Novi. She’s rocking a super cool businesswoman blazer too, which has your hosts discussing whether the blazer is ever going to go away. Thoughts? Tizzle is passionate about The Morning Show, so your hosts dive into the finale and how much this show deserves to be praised, but it’s not be...

Daylight savings is depressing, y’all. Tizzle is in her feels about it symbolizing the end of summer as she wonders how many summers she has left. Brandi tries to pivot this pity party to talk about the reboot of Prison Break, but quickly changes gears to how holidays are a social construct and how you shouldn’t be forced to spend time fighting with your extended family. She then dives into some H...

Brace yourselves Stoners, Brandi wants MT to carry this episode because her face hurts after getting a fresh set of veneers. She does manage to tell us about her most recent trip to New York, hitting the clubs in your 30s, and her killer Halloween costume, though. Tizzle is in an excellent mood and preaches about female empowerment and combating agism. She's the happiest and most confident she’s e...

Buckle in y’all; it’s time for a wake n’ bake! Your hosts are recording at 9:30am but that doesn’t stop Tizzle from having “the pot” and a Celsius in her hand. Also, PSA that we (MT) had some serious audio issues this week, so please forgive the chaos. You have to admit, it’s very on-brand though. Brandi is hooked on The Summer I Turned Pretty even though it’s for 15-year-olds and Tish shares a hi...

PSA Stoners, Tish is fine; anxiety is just hard sometimes! Everyone and their mother have been reaching out, but Tizzle is a-okay now! She’s excited to share some Hopetown updates before they dive into Off-limits. Dear MT has them chatting about having a close bond with your children (including scarring Brandi about never having sex ever in her life), finding a new place to put down some roots, an...

Brandi is trying to get MT to be serious, but she needs to check her expectations and the title of this podcast. Sorry, she’s stoned, and this is as serious as it gets! Your hosts kick off the convo with some fashion trends that are making a reappearance (like all good things do) and Tish learns that Brandi doesn’t have an assistant. Brandi is getting ready to show some horses for the next few wee...

MT needs some cheering up and Brandi is just the girl to do it. Real talk, Stoners: today is a bad anxiety day. Brandi offers up some sage advice from her 36 years about being in control of your own happiness. Your hosts then pivot to a more positive note of TV shows they’re crushing and recent self-care appointments, including Brandi’s first ever trip to the dermatologist! Dear MT has them chatti...

High Design fans: this one’s for you. Your hosts have both been in the cleaning and home refresh spirit, deciding that a fall cleaning is actually much better than a spring cleaning. Brandi has many High Design questions for her mom as she wants her whole house to feel like you could be either inside or outside at any moment. Tish also has many plans, but unfortunately has been stuck watching way...

Everyone, grab your chocolate and your Stanleys; we’re tackling this ep with the munchies. The water bottle that has taken over the world is now one of Tish’s favorite things (opps, wrong show) ... Your hosts both just got back from weddings with plenty to gush about! Brandi then talks about her recent experience with wild horses and highlights the terrible methods being used to round them up. Spe...

Today Tish joins the pod with a very important question: does Brandi remember her childhood? Because Tish does not remember anything more than 20 years ago. Brandi has a select few memories, including her parents showing up on a motorcycle and the whole class going outside to watch, and a boy helping her with her dress then going to laugh with all his friends—the beginning of her trust issues with...

The family is back from Kauai and in full organization mode. Well, Miley and Tish are. They’re also thrilled to be back in the concrete jungle of Los Angeles, and Brandi can’t relate to any of it. Happy for them, though! Your hosts fill you in on some unfortunate plane drama they had to deal with (but at least it wasn’t diarrhea down the aisle). Tish informs Brandi that she is beyond stoned before...

We’re live from Kauai, baby! The whole family decided to join Tish on her honeymoon, so this week we all get to tag along with the Cyrus-Purcells in Hawaii. Dom has been teaching everyone to play tennis and claims Brandi is an athlete, so we love that for her. Your hosts deep dive into The Ultimatum, then share all the products Tish gave her bridesmaids! Plus, thanks to a Stoner they FINALLY spill...

Welcome to the first official podcast with Tizzle as a married woman!! This week we get all the deets on the big day—the wedding that Tish claims is the most beautiful that she’s seen in her life (not biased). Despite that nasty storm threatening to ruin the day, Tish is confident that God and Mammie pulled out all the stops. She had the wedding of her dreams and a litty-kitty afterparty. They the...

We are rollin’ with Brandi and MT... and a live audience! Everyone is gathered in LA for the “you know what.” The secret is out; Tish is married! Or, at least she will be when you’re listening to this episode. Prep is in full swing as the gals throw Tish a Tishelorette party, with Brandi in charge of the games and the men in charge of nothing. Tish dishes out some advice for the soon-to-be brides...

The gardener is here in case you hear any weird sounds, but that’s just life when you’re living high on the hog. If someone had told Tish what her life would be like today, she would not have believed you—she is feeling her oats and has found true happiness. Someone also gave her a chocolate mushroom bar, so that may have something to do with it... Brandi, on the other hand, has decided she gets w...

Brandi has been in Jackson Hole and was ready to plead her case as to why Tizzle needs to get out there. Before she even needs to, Tish explains that she has a new lease on life and actually does want to be a travel girlie now. A Bryan Adams concert has brought her to life and she’s ready to start living it. Your hosts then dive into a discussion on introverts (Brandi) vs. Extroverts (Tizzle) and...

Tish needs her own line of something, don’t you think? This week your hosts brainstorm on what that could be, from a Pamelo collab to a high/low something-for-everyone line. Brandi has a brand new fancy mic and Tish is jealous. It’s also way too freaking hot to function, so Brandi suggests they invest in some property up North. Your hosts answer some great Dear MT questions, including how to save...

Today in Tishland, she learns that computers mirror you so your reflection is the opposite of what you think it would be. Your hosts also try to differentiate between Logan and Jake Paul, but whichever one created Prime, Tish thanks you. They do a deep dive on the ending of Fatal Attraction, and Tish wishes she could get her friends on The Golden Bachelor. A caller suggests a Sorry We’re Stoned ep...