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Tizzle is on a high right now...literally! Still on her walking kick and fresh off a gorgeous day in Malibu with Miley and Susie, she’s ready to take on the world. Her and Brandi share their design endeavors of the week before listening to your voicemails and tackling uneven windows, sex, adoption and more. Plus, what to do if your partner gives you an ultimatum because you smoke weed?! The duo is...

How are you liking the merch, Stoners?! We hope you’re loving it, and our throwback episodes! This week Tizzle updates us on her big Instagram plans and recent visit with Ben Talei. Plus, we’ve got lots of High Design and Dear MT questions covering everything from boundaries and connecting with fans to getting stoned and decorating for the holidays. Plus we’ve got Baked Goods, Off-Limits, and a Mu...

Big announcement, Stoners: we’ve got merch!!!! As a thank you to the best listeners around, we’ve dropped a collection you have to check out: sorrywerestonedshop.myshopify.com . We’re also excited to be sharing with you some of our best episodes from the vault this summer as we prep for our amazing new episodes in the fall. First up, we’re playing a fan-favorite episode with Olivia Caridi! We chat...

Stoners, we LOVE LOVE! And today your hosts are joined by relationship expert Mark Groves, author of Liberated Love, to talk all things, well, LOVE! He shares his inspiring story of him and his wife, and how the book came to be. He shares how breakups are the most potent vehicle for change, and are an opportunity that shouldn’t be wasted; something Tizzle couldn’t agree with more. While MT has to...

Your hosts are back with another solo episode you won’t want to miss! Tizzle starts by sharing her new Momtra, aging recklessly, before getting on her Toke Box (get it?!) and sharing some hilarious airport and road rage. They spend the rest of the episode watching your Dear MTs and cover everything from moving to Franklin, workout routines, weed withdrawals, and first dance songs. They also answer...

This one’s been a long time coming, y’all! Your hosts are joined by the one and only, Kaitlyn Bristowe, for a hilariously relatable episode. They reminisce on their roots as Brandi was just in Canada performing at a bar KB used to work at! They of course have to dive into astrology, talk about all things dogs (as Ramen joins KB on the episode today), and their crazy busy lives. They get real and d...

Choose your fighter, y’all — this week, we choose Ava Max! The global pop sensation stops by the studio to chat about her new "Ava Era." They discuss their love of astrology, how she got started, her dream collab, and more. She also dishes on being part of the Barbie movie and soundtrack…iconic. Ava offers advice to others looking to make it in the industry and details her complicated relationship...

Get cozy Stoners, your hosts are settled in for a tangent-filled solo episode that covers a lot of ground. Brandi fills us in on her busy life on the road, including a fun night out two-steppin’ that has MT reminiscing on the old Turbo Tish days. Tizzle then takes us through a Baked Goods segment filled with all the stoner merch you could possibly need; even Brandi finds something she likes! BC te...

Recording artist and TikTok sensation, Dasha, who you may know from her hit song Austin, joins your hosts to talk about her life-changing start in the industry. Tish reflects back on when Miley got big, and how exhausting it truly is day-to-day. While Dasha may be a new face she’s far from an overnight success, having released her first song at age 13. She talks about growing up and getting starte...

This week your hosts are joined by Brittney Kelley to talk about their southern roots, meeting real people in the industry, and getting stoned. Tizzle and Brittney relate on growing up country without much, but now are both successful entrepreneurs; let’s go ladies!! Brittney dishes on how she met her hubby, the incredible Brian Kelley, formerly of Florida Georgia Line. She also talks about the lo...

This week your hosts are joined by Top Celeb Plastic Surgeon, Dr. Ben Talei, a renowned figure in the cosmetic surgery world who has redefined the landscape of aesthetic enhancements. Dr. Talei is confident he knows this world better than anyone, inventing revolutionary procedures like the lip lift and calling out mediocrity left and right. His journey underscores his belief that learning from ave...

Welcome to a very special Mother’s Day episode! Your hosts are joined by BFF and fellow mama, Susie Chambers. Her and Tizzle reminisce on how they met 15 years back, and the type of mom they would be if they were stoners back then. MT then hops on her soapbox and shares how we all should be taking CBD oil every day. The trio talk about what every mom really wants on Mother’s Day before diving into...

Singer-songwriter Kacy Hill joins the gals to talk about the industry, her music career, getting out of tough relationships and overcoming heartbreak. This episode has us questioning if Kacy and Tizzle are secretly long-lost twins—these two are so in sync, they could finish each other's sentences! From moving on to bigger and better, to battling flight anxiety and worshipping at the altar of Lana...

Mama T and Brandi are comin' in hot this week with a solo episode AND a new momtra: if you’re not with us, you’re against us. Your two hosts are choosing happiness as they catch the stoners up on some recent controversial fashion trends, dive into Tool Time Tish’s exciting renovations, and discuss the power of a southern accent. They’re also putting it all out there on Truth or Toke, where they di...

Go best friend, that’s my best friend! This week Brandi’s bestie Val joins the duo to dish on her impressive career and relationship. Val used to work in PR for Nasty Gal, and now works in brand strategy and runs her own company — no biggie. After chatting how she girl-bosses it up all over LA, they dive into relationships and what makes Val’s 16-year relationship work. Then, they get into your De...

Our favorite thing? Wells Adams! This week Brandi’s OTHER co-host hops on the mic to share his favorite tv shows, dating advice, and a weed gummy horror story that had him questioning his reality. He also dishes on his relationship with Modern Family star and Disney Adult Sarah Hyland, his first date with Brandi (yes, you read that right…) and tips for a west coast road trip! Truth or Toke has him...

Back with some mother-daughter time in another solo ep!! With Stagecoach coming up the two talk about everyone leaning into country before they dive into Off-Limits, including their Bachelor and Bachelorette predictions (which they NAIL *spoiler alert*), and all things Love is Blind. How do we get Tizzle to consult on these shows, y’all?! She’s got some thoughts! Then, your Dear MTs have them chat...

This week your hosts welcome fellow Stoner, Jill Wintersteen, who you may know on Instagram as Spirit Daughter, to chat all things astrology! Self-proclaimed stoner-hippie-girl, Jill talks about her upbringing and how she got introduced to astrology and crystals. She discusses her formal education in neuroscience and psychology, and the path that ultimately led her to Southern California and Spiri...

Mama Tish is on one this week....🤪 and the duo start off hot on the hotbox discussing how people need to be less entitled and more appreciative. There is SO much power in a "thank you!" They then dive into Truth or Toke and chat weirdest gifts they ever received, someone they’d love to do a love scene with, skinny dipping during covid, and toxic traits. They play your Dear MTs which quickly turns...

Singer-songwriter and musician Alec Benjamin joins your hosts to chat everything from finding yourself as an artist to feet pics and AI. They chat astrology and numerology, with Brandi sensing he’s a fellow Gemini, plus Alec dishes on touring with John Mayer, and the time he got a little too high and had to sleep in bed with his parents because he thought he was going to die (hey, we’ve all been t...

This week your hosts are so excited to welcome singer songwriter Gashi to the podcast for a heart to heart on life, family, and the music industry. With his Brooklyn Cowboy trademark, he’s ready to bring a whole new vibe to country. Get ready to discover the man behind the music, as he opens up about love, loss, and the incredible resilience that led him from a life of homelessness to where he is...

Stoners, there is no guest more perfect to join us on the mics than the king of weed himself, Wiz Khalifa. The trio start by reminiscing on (arguably) Miley’s best song, her feature on 23 with Wiz, their Lollapalooza performance, and the powerhouse performers the two of them are. Plus, we learn Tish was meant to play the hot teacher in the music video, but got too tired and went home (checks out)!...

This week your hosts are joined by one of Brandi’s best and longest friends, actress Marta Pozzan. Marta shares her story of moving to LA from a small town in Italy and trying to break into the industry, and Tizzle is absolutely in awe of her independence. She shares what helped get her through the harder moments, and the three get into the power of manifestation. They listen to some Dear MTs that...

She can buy herself flowers and get her own dang Grammy! This week, your hosts gush over MC and share how freakin’ excited they are to see her shine. Mama T and Brandi do a full Grammy recap, from fashion to celeb encounters, before diving into High Design and Dear MT. As always, fan-favorite Truth or Toke has them spilling all the tea, from strangest thing that Tizzle has asked her assistant to d...

Tizzle may not get a Records and Reefers segment, but she did get a whole music episode! Join your hosts for a pre-Grammy party as they reminisce on past Grammys, fave outfits, and stand-out stories. Plus, your hosts share their fan-girl moments, including the time Lana Del Rey was on their flight and Miley begged Tish not to go up to her. They play a very special edition of Off-Limits, shouting o...