Sorry We're Cyrus

We’re back Stoners! And Tish and Brandi have both been super busy. Brandi’s been braving some rainy weather and competing, and Stargirl has just graduated to the 20 meter jump! Which is so exciting but also maybe a little terrifying for poor Tish. Meanwhile, Tish is on the go, after getting back from visiting Bear, she went out to Vegas to watch Noah absolutely rock at Life Is Beautiful and now sh...

This week we have to kick things off with a bit of Paradise, all that drama! Tish is D.E.A.D. Plus, men are trash, the Bachelor producers can be real conniving, and we’re rooting for you Serena! On a much less fun note, Tish and Brandi have watched The White Lotus and didn’t love it, and they still really do not know what is going on with Nine Perfect Strangers (but Bobby Cannavale and Melissa McC...

Brandi is back from a wonderful week soaking up the sun in Cabo and she’s got some hot tips for y’all if you’re planning your dream Mexican vacation (Tish definitely is). We’ve also got some Bachelor in Paradise tea to recap, and Tish is absolutely loving Killing Eve! And even if we still can’t quite figure out what Nine Perfect Strangers is actually about, we’re into it. Then, it’s a guest appear...

Welcome back Stoners! The pups have decided to kick things off in a bit of a chaotic fashion this week, which Brandi is *not* here for considering she just got home and she has to be on a flight in 9 hours. Yes, after getting in from some awesome shows in Cleveland, Brandi is right onto the next, and while she’s having a blast, she could definitely use some peace and quiet when she can get it. But...

With a little wake-and-bake to kick off the morning, Tish and Brandi are looking ahead to upcoming festival season (don’t sleep on Milwaukee!) and already day-dreaming about some luxurious 2022 vacationing coming up. And speaking of, they can’t believe August is already nearly done and 2022 is practically here! Where does the time go? But Brandi is definitely ready for some new fall TV to come out...

Tish is doing great and feeling great and just cannot get enough of cute little Bear! Plus, she had an absolute blast road-tripping out to surprise Noah in Indiana, and getting to see a few of you super cool Stoners!! The only bad news, there is really nothing out there for her to watch (any suggestions?) and while Brandi’s been trying out some new trashy reality TV, she hasn’t been able to get su...

Did y’all catch Lolla? The show was every bit as iconic as Tish said it would be, and now she gives us a behind the scenes look at some of Miley’s preparation, choosing the setlist, and putting it all together. Plus, Brandi breaks down which songs hit the hardest in the crowd (and Tish shouts out her favs, Juicy and Wiz). Then, Brandi tells us about the after-party, one of her favorite shows she’s...

This week, all of Brandi’s travels are finally starting to catch up to her (and ok, the several shots of tequila last night probably didn’t help) and she’s exhausted. But she can’t just turn down free shots, ok?? But Astra-girl has got all the energy in the world and is ready to play, and speaking of Astra, after doing a DNA test, Brandi’s been tracking down some of her doggy relatives online and...

Brandi’s just got back to Nashville after a long flight, and she’s ready to talk all things Bachelor and Dr. Death. And this week we have guests on that are actually not Cyrus family members! The Shrink Chicks are all about positivity and sticky note reminders, and Tish mentions Miley happens to be a fan as well! She has sticky notes just about everywhere, on her coffee pot, fridge, etc. They serv...

It’s back to work for Tizzle this week, and she’s excited to get to see everyone in person. Plus, things have really been going great for HopeTown — Stoners, the magic of venting to you may just have turned Tish’s Hollywood Adventures around! Brandi is really feeling the positive vibes of summer ’21 too, so psyched to be back playing shows and maybe even with some fun up her sleeve for Lollapalooz...

How was your holiday weekend, Stoners?? Tish is finally back home sweet home in good old Cali and the dogs are so excited to see her, they just can’t take it! Tish is happy to be back, although she tells us how she almost didn’t make it after a missing flight manual, a delayed delivery from Atlanta, and FAA guidelines left her stranded in the airport. But, practicing gratitude, Tish is so happy sh...

This week, Tish is learning about communicating and confrontation from a place of love while Brandi is just trying to figure out *what* these people have been feeding her dogs while she’s been gone (their farts have never been worse). Speaking of, Brandi has been busy! She’s hopping all over the place for work as more venues open up and it’s honestly been a little overwhelming, but a ton of fun. T...

Tish is absolutely on Cloud 9 after spending another week in the company of wonderful baby Bear! Although his mama Stella is not loving the whole waking-up-every-two-hours thing, she could definitely use more sleep — yet another reason on Brandi’s list for never having kids. But Braison’s first Father’s Day was an awesome time — the whole Cyrus clan got together, rode dirt bikes, and smoked weed (...

Stoners, Bear Cyrus has arrived!! The family is ecstatic and Tish is spending practically every waking moment cuddling him, he’s just the sweetest little thing! They already have a super special bond, but jury’s still out on what Grandma T is going to be called, any suggestions Stoners? And Brandi loves the little one so much, although she thinks she’ll stick with puppies for herself. Then, the la...

This week, Tish has some questions right away, because Trace can’t stop talking about ‘Delta 8’ a weed-like thing, but that is sold in Tennessee?? With the help of good old Google, Tish and Brandi take us through a mini stoner educational session on some of the new stuff out there and they even call Trace and make him bring them some Delta 8 (for science!!) Speaking of, Trace and Tay are coming in...

Stoners, welcome to the ultimate Nashville group hang featuring Liv, Matt Boy Magic, and Keys (and Tish’s awesome basement patio!) And the group wastes no time getting into it, beginning their quest to find Matt a woman, and learn from the male species, they decode the meaning of key phrases like “a girl who can hang” and “someone who’s just chill.” Plus, Tish learns about some of the biggest gene...

Stoners, it’s finally happening! Brandi is getting stoned, live on the pod!!! We’re not the only ones who can’t believe it as Noah ventures down to Tish’s basement to see for herself, and brings her impressive Rick and Morty bong along with her. Soon, we’ve got three very stoned Cyrus women and absolutely no control. It’s chaos as all three catch the giggles at some point, Brandi can hardly even s...

Stoners, Tish the Dish is MIA!! Ok, well her SNL rehearsals are just running extra late, but unfortunately that means she can’t record this week. Luckily, Brandi has enlisted a friend (and perhaps future SWS host if Tish doesn’t watch her step!) Olivia Caridi. Olivia joins us already tipsy and ready to spill the tea, and with her adorable pup Gemma by her side also chiming in, she’s prepared to ju...

Huge news, Stoners — Brandi smoked some weed last week!!! And she had a great time doing it too, but her throat is somehow *still* sore days later, which Tish blames on her delicate, unmarred vocal chords, and she’s already got big plans to introduce Brandi to some of her favorite bongs for a smoother hit. Meanwhile, Tish has been having an amazing week, she had an early birthday party that was so...

Can you believe it is already about to be May, Stoners??? Tish cannot believe time has flown by so fast, but she’s excited to get back to planting and break out some of her favorite cute new summer shoes, although right now she’s stuck with an unwelcome accessory. That’s right people, Tish is in an orthopedic boot! She made it to the doctor and not only is her toe broken, but her whole foot is a l...

Happy belated 4/20, Stoners!! This week, Tish is getting extra high and Brandi is even considering making the switch over to weed herself (!) plus our girls are joined by their good friend, Tribe Kelley founder, partner to Florida Georgia Line’s Brian Kelley, and gigantic stoner, Brittney Kelley. But first, they tackle the tough questions in this week’s Dear MT, including what unusual pets they’d...

Less than a month out from her birthday, a super stoned Tish is contemplating the nature of life: what if we didn’t have birthdays? Would we even age at all?? Brandi’s a bit more skeptical, but all she does know is that Tish seems to be aging backwards. Meanwhile, Tish is discussing a different kind of change as she starts to plan for what she’s calling Tish’s Trailer Transformation — and she’s go...

This week, Brandi is enjoying the lovely weather in Nashville and spending tons of time outside, and also tons of time tracking her phone down every time it falls out of her pocket (thanks for nothing, Find My iPhone!) But Tish sees a new business opportunity to fill a need for consumers, whether it’s phone cases with geo-tracking, perfectly sized duvet covers, or non-plastic pour over coffee cont...

Tish has been having a wonderful week, practicing gratitude in the California sunshine — except for when she broke her toe!! Ok, so it may not be X-ray certified but all Tish knows is she tripped over some stairs and now her whole entire foot is black and blue and it is not pleasant. But other than that, she’s great! Meanwhile, Nashville has been seeing some of the worst flooding in recent years b...

Tish and Brandi have just returned from a lovely weekend in the desert, where they attended horse shows, did some killer shopping, and enjoyed a fabulous brunch tour. Now they’re back, Tish is trying out some new weed (and she’s very stoned) and Brandi is trying to explain what a Patreon is again. The ladies share what they watched and listened to on their road trip and discuss a fabulous new Munc...