Somewhere Underground

Ahh childhood. So innocent, carefree, and full of the weirdest rules your parents could think of. This week, we discuss some of these rules and go into detail about what happened when we broke them.   Yes, I was beaten with a wet sock. Yes, Sylvester caused blunt force trauma. And no, I can't get ready in the morning without having flashbacks some 15 years later. Enjoy!

We all have embarrassing stories. It's a shared human experience; a rite of passage into adulthood. This week, we take you down memory lane and recount some of our most embarrassing moments.   These aren't just "I said 'you too!' to my waitress today, however. These are the stories that keep you up at night 10 years after the fact. Come with us as we share our secrets, Somewhere Underground!

The people have spoken! You all loved our last video documenting some weird and outlandish laws, so we thought we'd give you a part two. From chaining alligators to fire hydrants in Alabama to getting nasty with porcupines, we've got you covered with more legal shenanigans!

Everybody loves a little Pixar. Their movies are the perfect remedy for both a bad day and a cozy night in. But what if I told you all isn't as it seems..?   Many Pixar (and Disney) movies have a dark undertone throughout. This week, we got through two surprising allegories for Finding Nemo and Toy Story 3. If we ruin your childhood, I apologize in advance.

Do you have some burning questions for the opposite sex? Have you women ever wondered how men deal with morning wood? Any men out there want  some insight into...you know *giggity* straight from the horses mouth?   Well, look no further because we asked our co-hosts a variety of questions, and learned about their experiences. Men and women view things differently, and in some cases (like...

You know the type, loud as a motor bike, always asking for a manager in a store fight. We've all had an experience or two with a wild Karen. Now a little known fact; Karens can be male or female. Whether it be a soccer mom trying to give us an expired coupon or an old man barking at a waitress about "earning her tip", these menaces are everywhere.  Join us as we reminisce on our days in custo...

We all know the feeling. It's about three days after pay day, you're feeling good. You know you have that sclooch in your account, ready to be spent. You go out and check your balance just in case, knowing you definitely have more than enough.    Then that sinking feeling hits...where is it?! Where did it go?! I know I had money in here yesterday! This week, we discuss where our money go...

Let's take a trip down memory lane! This week, the crew reminisces on the good 'ol days of college. What was supposed to be a nice episode about how we grew as people quickly devolved into stories about sex, walking in on roommates having sex, and one claparific orgy.

What if I told you werewolves were actually vegetarian? This week, we take an unfortunate Uber ride and get stuck with a werewolf after midnight. He was actually a pretty nice guy, if not a little rough around the edges. He took us into his world so we'd be able to make an episode on the true nature of his people.  Since this is us we're talking about, things obviously took an unexpected turn...

This week on Somewhere Underground, we're joined by our friend Tiffany to discuss the weirdest laws and taboos we could find. As usual, things  take an unexpected turn towards the strange and perverse almost immediately.   Do you think the citizens of Texas should be able to sell their eyes on the black market? Do swans need protection from wandering elephants? Find out on this week...

This weeks episode was supposed to be nice and easy. Tell a few stories, have a few laughs. But when Nick starts talking about that time he  "accidentally" had sex, things get a little weird.   From wearing Olaf booty shorts to getting a Malibu cranberry spit in his mouth, come take this bizarre journey with us!

On this weeks episode, the crew at SUP are tasked with going inside the minds of both Kanye West and The Joker. Why, you might ask? Well, it  turns out the MIB have a super secret "Psyche Division". This team goes into the minds of people suffering from mental illness to quell the  personifications of said illness.   Can our superficial psychonauts battle the forces of schizophrenia...

We're at 50% here folks. It's been a rough month. Shut up and listen.   Love ya!

Everybody knows the story of Frosty the Snowman. But have you heard about The Notorious I.C.E.?    This week, the SUP Crew inadvertently summons a magical snowman. They need to find a way to get Mr. Ice to the North Pole before he melts!  Join us on another hilarious adventure into the absurd as we contemplate both engaging in intercourse with and melting the conscience snowball.

If you tell us you've never thought about what you would do if you had the opportunity to turn into the opposite sex for a day, we'd say you're  lying. This week, The SUP Crew gets freaky and contemplates how they would spend their day.   Would you see what nightlife is like as a guy? Experience the deeper emotional connections that girls share? Or would you spend your whole day 'explori...

Imagine you're a regular person in the MCU. You finish up a long week at work and can't wait to get home and relax. When you walk outside, the  birds are chirping, children are playing and the Hulk is throwing your car...The Hulk is throwing your car?!   This is just a normal day in the life of a regular person in the Marvel universe. Does Geico cover this, or do they call it "an act of...

It's that time of year again. A time for joy, laughter, and a little bit of family drama to spice things up a bit. The end of the holiday shenanigans puts a lot of us into a deeper state of reflection. What are some things we want to change going into the new year? How can we be better versions of ourselves?   This week, we explore our own resolutions that we never seem to keep, as well as bl...

Do you present yourself authentically on Social Media? This week, we discuss whether tinder profiles are authentic, how easy (or hard) it is to gauge peoples true intentions through social media, and the effect that these platforms could have on kids moving forward.

Have you ever wondered what life would be like as an Elf On A Shelf? This week, we tackle this burning question facing America today. We go  through what type of Elf we would be and run the gamut from an alcoholic Elf that messes everything up to a cynical little being that doesn't  believe in magic.    Put on your Christmas hats and join us as we fall down this rabbit hole!

While we all love to joke around and laugh, it's important to look in the mirror and reflect. This week, we confront some of our toxic traits and explore some ways to overcome them and grow as individuals.   Do you have any advice for overcoming some of these traits? Do you have your own toxicity that you're trying to overcome? Follow us on Instagram @somewhereunderground or shoot us an email...

Everybody has some terrible firsts. From having your friends watch you drown in a hot tub to awkward Bumble catfishes, join us on a trip down  memory lane!

Have you guys ever noticed the blatant disregard for human life displayed at Hogwarts? This week, the SUP crew takes another trip into the magical world of Harry Potter. They put themselves in pivotal scenes from the first few movies and discuss how things would go down with them there.   They then begin to realize how dangerous this "school" really is and tear down the entire establishment....

This week, Sabrina tells us a story about an ain't shit dude doing ain't shit things. It's a tale as old as time, really. We discuss her current situation and talk about experiences we've had in our lives. Nick does what he does and calls the cheater out on his shenanigans, so stay tuned to see if he decides to crash our set one day.

After an unfortunate game of hide and seek in an old wardrobe, the crew finds themselves warped to Narnia. However, It's looking a little different from how we all remember it from the movies.   Immediately, something isn't right. Bobby turned into a beaver! Nick is oblivious and just has to pee, and he ends up getting kidnapped yet again (real original, right?). Now, our heroes embark to fin...

This week, the SUP Crew gets serious. Apparently some mad scientists are working on ways to delete painful memories from your mind. We discuss whether we would do it and why. We also break out our tinfoil hats and talk about a few conspiracies we can see happening if this technology is used for the wrong reasons.