Somewhere Underground

Have you ever wished you had a time machine? Not to like, change history or stop your birth or anything crazy like that. Nah, we're talking about time machines to do some crazy ish. Like befriending a Velociraptor in the late cretaceous and letting him loose in ancient Greece. Let Socrates philosophize on that. This week, we go from disproving the ark, to raptors, to a whole host of  other ar...

I'm just going to say it...I don't like dolls. They creep me out. I swear their eyes follow you around the room and I know I put this thing on the shelf, how did it get in the living room? You just can't trust them. Then I watched the M3GAN trailer and got to wondering what would happen if these killer dolls were real. And I got scared. And we talked about it. So Enjoy.

Ahh Jigsaw. Love him or hate him, there's no doubt that we've been enamored by his vicious traps for the better part of two decades. October is coming to a close, so to end spooky season...would we survive his game? The short answer? Absolutely not. We'd be maimed before the the end of the first scene. Ol' Jiggy would have to scrap everything and get a new cast because you're not getting a full mo...

What with Spooky Szn upon us and Dahmer filling our Netflix queue, we thought we'd pose the age old question of "what if your significant other came out as a serial killer?" Things take an unexpected turn when we have a rational and irrational side to the table.   Although I'm not sure how unexpected it really is, considering this is Somewhere Underground, after all. Get your murder shrine re...

What would you do in a real life purge? Would you hide? Would you purge? Would you cry in a corner and pray to every God you've ever heard of?   This week, we start off Spooky Season by asking ourselves this question. From building a booby trapped temple to climbing into a redwood tree,  we have some creative solutions. Let us know who would survive down below!

We have a ton of issues going on in the world today. Runaway inflation, a looming economic crisis, a war in Ukraine, and..a black fish? Unless you've been living under the sea for the past few weeks, you've heard of the Internets latest nonsense controversy. Why is everybody so upset that a fictional fish is black? I wasn't aware the historical accuracy of mythological merpeople was such a hot top...

Now what I'm about to say might be controversial, but why do we care about the Queen? In the UK it's understandable, it's their culture and what not. But here in America? It just never made sense to me. This week, we discuss the Queen. Her accomplishments, controversies (murder, GASP!) and most importantly, why we seem to be obsessed with her. Is it the money? The status? Maybe it's because the Ro...

Ahh, unrealistic expectations. Whether it was your parents expecting straight A's no matter what or you thinking you'd be the next Johnny Depp because you can make faces in the mirror, we've all experienced them. Maybe you didn't get a voice-over role in Encanto, but you're doing pretty well. Unfortunately, someone is going to expect way too much from you and you're going to let them down. But is...

They're not. They're just not. Alpha males are NOT a thing in nature. Stop it. You sound dumb. Wolves protect each other. They don't tear each other down to prove who has the bigger wolf winky. But somehow, "influences" like Andrew Tate have managed to convince thousands of guys to be a douche. What psychological miscues are going on that makes people think it's attractive? What tricks and trigger...

Disney is responsible for some of the best movies and memories of our childhood. We played those old VHS tapes until they broke, dressed up as iconic characters for Halloween and dreamed of going to Disney World to take a picture with Mickey. Looking back on those movies as a kid, we've noticed some things aren't exactly how they seem. From erections in The Little Mermaid to penis columns in..well...

We all loved the holidays and associated characters as children. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth fairy. But upon further reflection as adults, these dudes are kind of terrifying.  We have a jolly dude committed B&E, a six foot egg laying bunny stomping  around your house and a "fairy" that definitely does some sort of blood magic with all those teeth she collects.  Join...

Over the years, a number of popular conspiracy theories have been proven to be true. It's always fun to think about these crazy ideas and try to  figure out which are plausible and which are just plain nuts.  This week, we talk about some theories we actually believe could be true. We discuss rocks actually being soft (excuse me?), myths and legends like vampires being based on actual be...

We had so many what ifs for each other we just had to come back for a  part 2. Tiff is off gallivanting around the world so we brought in our very good friend Joe Bah!  From cold cut bed sheets to Joe's surprising affinity for ASMR, come join us Somewhere underground! And don't forget to check out Bah's music!

Have you and some friends ever sit around talking about hypothetical situations, trying to figure out what you would do if you found yourself in them? We do, and we decided to film it. This week, we give each other some scenarios and see how we would resolve them.   Some go about as you would expect, but more often than not, someone has some outlandish way to resolve their issues. Find out wh...

 Cucumbers suck. There, I said it. They just water down your food and make everything taste like you sipped on your drink while taking a bite. It's nasty. I can't tell you how much vitriol I've received for this opinion.   This week, we go through some of our hottest takes and see if we agree  with each other. Let us know some of your controversial opinions down!

I don't know about you, but us here at Somewhere Underground never understood the concept of Naked and Afraid. In isolation, these concepts make sense. I mean, who doesn't like a good haunted house or horror movie? And everyone knows everything is better when you're naked.   Except being afraid. I do not want to be afraid while I'm at my most vulnerable! And mosquito bites on your intimate pa...

I can't tell you how many times people have asked me where my accent is from. I've gotten the south, I've gotten "urban" (we all know what that means), and I've even gotten Australian. If you're outside of the NYC area, the way we speak sounds foreign.   But for people in and around the city, this is just how we talk. Today, we discuss the slang we use and how it has evolved since we were in...

Bobby's in Italy and honestly, we're livid. How dare he live it up in the Venetian sun while we wither away in New York? The audacity of this  man to enjoy his life. Absolutely unbelievable.   This week, Nick, Tiff and Sabrina discuss some things that bother them. Sometimes, you just have to get some things off your chest.

Ahh high school drama. Things that seemed like the end of the world back then are just normal days for us now. Nobody sat with you at lunch? You were a loser, an outcast. Now? Please stay away with your microwaved fish. I'm trying to take a break here!   We look back on all of the things that we thought ended us socially back then, and compare them to how we would react now. Unsurprisingly, w...

We're all afraid of something. Whether it be heights, spiders, or that monster you just know is living under your bed and waiting for you to  stick your foot out from under the covers, we've all got them. But when does a fear become irrational and debilitating? This week, we talk about some of our fears, as well as some of the strangest phobias  we could find. From Being afraid of the un...

There are some universal questions in this life. Like, where do my socks go? And, what the actual fuck? We ask our good friend Ja-Rule  (disclaimer: we've never met the man and he doesn't know we exist) how he feels about these and more!

Ahhh summer. Just the mention of the word fills my head with memories of fun filled days atbthe pool, neighborhood cookouts, and hanging out with your friends all day, every day. There's something magical about that first summer night, where the air just smells like childhood.  When did we lose that magic? Nowadays, summer is about sweltering heat, insufferable sunburn and begging your boss f...

Has some small, seemingly inconsequential part of everyday life ever  really pissed you off? You try to vent to your friends but they don't  want to hear it. you write out a post on Reddit and they call you crazy.  But you're not crazy, that shit is annoying!    This week, we really needed to vent. so we thought we'd share our  bitching with our lovely viewer....yup t...

After surviving Vampire Island (go back and watch that video if you're unfamiliar), our homeless undergrounders spot a ship in the distance! They're saved! But if you know anything about our intrepid ensemble, it can never be that easy.  They find themselves on the Titanic, stuck in an endless time-loop from 1912. Can our heroes break the curse of the pendant and let the ship and it's passeng...

Have you ever wondered what the most notorious serial killers would wear to a special event held in their honor? If you have, that's kind of  weird...but so have we!  This week, each of us pick a single deranged lunatic to accompany us to this dinner party. What would they wear? How would they interact with each other? Would we make it out of the night alive? Join us and find!