Somewhere Underground

The comment section on this guys reddit post actually saved his life! Good old detective Kakarot was on the case and discovered he was slowly suffering from...

We have some fool proof super villain plots for mass destruction, what could possibly go wrong? Let us know your plots and origin stores in the comments below... no seriously I'll buy you something from the gas station.

Reddit is a wild land and uhhh....I'm sorry I cant do this, They sell it on amazon though....so uhh there's that.

We're back with another wild Reddit story! This time a mother from Miami was arrest for hiring a hitman to take away her three year son from a parody website. You can't make this stuff up....

Our new segment diving deep into the depths of Reddit and reacting to some of its wildest stories. No coconuts were harmed in the making of....well maybe one.

If you're reading this, I had a great time and would absolutely do it again

Have you ever been at work and thought, "that is not my job" or "I don't get paid enough for this"? Yeah, so have we, from terrible bathrooms to life guard horror stories and much more.

The world has some strange creatures and these are no exception. All the strange and horrifying, nightmare fuel animals you wish didn't exist.

Have you ever listened in on a conversation you probably shouldn't have? Ever heard some things you wish you never heard? Learned some things you wish you never learned? Yea, me too. Sitting in the bathroom, listening to a confession. What is life.

Would you save your wife from a shark attack or your brother from a crocodile?

What if Toy Story was real? Would they take over the world or be forced into an endless hamster wheel of free labor? Would you eradicate them all because they know too much or sit down & try and figure out the secret life & hierarchal system of the toys.

Ahh would you rather. The game of choice for people trying to ask you weird questions without seeming weird for asking them. This week, we go off the deep end and ask some each other some truly insane sh*t.

Don't laugh. Peacocks are vicious. He stole my calzone, then had the audacity to SKWAWWW at me! I'm telling you man, they're vile, vicious creatures and have NO business walking around the Bronx Zoo like they own the place. Let us know your terrible peacock experiences down below!

Yea you read that right, hotdogs are tacos. A poptart is a calzone. Pigs and a blanket are sushi. join us this week as we discuss the Unified Theory Of Food, otherwise known as the Food Cube Theory.

So there you are sitting on your couch eating your watermelon and BOOM, your ex texts you from jail asking for help. What would you do? Would you offer them actual help or just suggest they don't drop any soap.

Everyones dreamed it but what would really happen if Pokémon were real? Well...murderous hamsters and child abductions via balloons.

Salad forks. Soup spoons. No bonging boinkers on the first date. We've all experienced these outdated social norms throughout our life and we think it's time they changed. Join us this week as we talk about some dating and dining rules that really grind our gears!

There are some things in this world I would never buy, no matter how much money I had. Even if I won the mega millions, I refuse to buy buy some Kanye West white T's. It just doesn't make sense! Join us this week as we discuss the things we would never buy, but super rich people do anyway.

Don't remember those terrible days in grade school playing opposite day? What if today was not opposite day? Would not our dogs meow and cats bark bark? What's the opposite of bacon? Leave us alone this week on Somewhere Underground! And don't you dare  leave a comment. We dislike you Strongly!

I've always loved the idea of Santa's Elves. Just chilling in a magical village all year long, making toys and eating candy. Drinking hot cocoa at the local elf bar. And that got me thinking...what kind of elf would I be? What if I was an elf that didn't believe in Santa? What would a conspiracy theory elf look like?  We explore all of this and more in this weeks episode of Somewhere Undergro...

Have you ever wondered how Santa actually is when he's delivering presents? What he eats, how he stays awake? How he deals with people all night and doesn't get robbed?   No? Well, have no fear, Somewhere Underground has you covered! Join us this week as we discuss how delivering presents around the world would really go.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!    As one of our favorite Christmas movies, we thought it would be fun to put ourselves into Kevin's shoes. Will we survive the Wet Bandits? Or will or house be robbed while we cry under our beds? Find out on this weeks episode of Somewhere Underground!

What if all of your most embarrassing moments were put into a video and posted for the world to see? If you're anything like us, you'd be unemployable and probably lose a couple friends. How would this look?  How would this change your life?

What if all you had to do to win a million dollars was play a game of  hide and seek? Simple enough, right? Well what if that game also includes tons of people, and winning the prize means you're the last one standing?   Still seem easy? Okay Houdini, how about this - the people trying to find you are world class...people finders? You know, FBI and CIA private detective types of fellows....

Christmas or Halloween? Santa or slayers? This age old question gets our attention this week. With Halloween just wrapping up and Christmas around the corner, we figured there was no better time to settle this debate.