Sofia with an F

F is for friends who do stuff together U is for U and Me… Welcome back Slootiez. This week we’re keepin’ it short and sweet in preparation for doomsday next week…aka Valentines Day. ANYWAYS - we cover the most important news of the 21st century this week aka Rihanna being pregnant. While we are SO happy for our kween, we’re already manifesting ways to figure out how we can come back in our next li...

Alexa, play “Yes Sir” by Chief Keef  Today Sofia is joined by some ILLUSTRIOUS guests: Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein of the Stiff Socks podcast! Much like the raunchy title of their show, things are about to get REALLY dirty around here. Together, the three dive into the many different aspects of a relationship including (but not limited to): finishing inside a girl, dirty talk, and anal pl...

There are 3 things that are for certain in this life: death, taxes, and being force-fed information about MGK and Megan Fox. We’re happy to have you back Sloots. We have A LOT to fill you in on. In case you haven’t heard, Sofia is now TikTok’s newest star! Shout out to the NY Post for making this possible. This week Sofia dissects her latest media debacle and how this podcast will soon come to an...

I never fucked Wayne I never fucked Drake…yet Welcome home Slooty Pebbles! It’s a new week and Sofia is BACK from Miami and more specifically, straight out of a stripper’s asshole! No, seriously. This week we dive into A LOT of topics. First, Sofia gives us a rundown of her trip and tells a special story about how a Sloot spotted her out and about and felt it was appropriate to attempt to embarras...

HAPPY NEW YEAR SLOOTS!  Well honestly…New Years are a little overrated so you will NOT be getting any “New Year New Me” BS here. This week Sofia gets real about the pressure that surrounds going into a new year and how it is OKAY to not wake up on January 1st ready to change your entire life. So don’t worry, you’re not alone. There is one thing we’re doing a little different in the new year…and th...

It’s beginning to look a lot like Slootmas After some much needed TLC, Sofia is BACK from Hawaii and ready to celebrate Slootmas with her favorite people…THE SLOOTS! Today Sofia dives into the painfully stressful topic of in-laws, specifically for those that are lucky enough to have to spend the holidays with them! I know Sloots, it’s REALLY exhausting pretending that your boyfriend's mom's cookin...

Coming at you live from…well, the house they live in together! Sofia is joined by her brother, our very own, Lucas Franklyn! Who very recently turned 18 so watch out ladies! Together the two dive DEEP into their family dynamics which seem to be nothing short of a Meet The Fockers movie. Lucas then takes us into the Gen Z world of dating, Snapchat, and how he lied to his parents about losing his vi...

Santa baby, I want a yacht, and really...that's not a lot Do you guys smell that? It's the smell of spilled spiked egg nog because you decided to go through your boyfriend's phone when you guys were supposed to be watching Charlie Brown's Christmas Special! Yes...it's the holidays Sloots. And per usual, with the holidays comes a whole lot of fuckery. Gift giving, more importantly: gift receiving,...

Let’s play 21 questions?  This is a special episode Sloots! There has been an INFLUX of advice needed from you guys so Sofia wanted to take some time to really help you guys out. Even though she needs all the help she can get, but that is NOT the point. What’s the phrase? “Do as I say, not as I do” - pretty sure Shakespeare said that. Anyway, before saving our Sloots, Sofia gives a little update a...

TW: Eating disorder thoughts and behaviors FINALLY back in Utah, Sofia gets real this week. LA took a lot out of the Sloot Media team, but we’re back and thriving. For some exciting news, Sofia squirted for the first time in 5 years! A coveted feat that we should all aspire to reach. Next, we get REAL about eating habits, disorders, and some shit that just really needs to be discussed. Life is rea...

Breakup with your girlfriend, I’m bored And so are you, so it’s time. There is NOTHING worse than that grey area of KNOWING your relationship has ran its course, but being too much of a pussy to end it so you end up staying WAY too long…and it ultimately ends in disaster. No judgement though Sloots, because we’ve all been there before. That’s why this week Sofia is encouraging you and telling you...

Send her back to her boyfriend with a hand print on her…. You KNOW what comes after that. Reporting live from Los Angeles, today Sofia is breaking down the basics of doggy style, getting hit from the back, taking backshots…WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT. When you’re face down, ass up, that’s more than likely the way your partner likes to fuck. You may think you know it all…but you truly do not. But be...

One time she punched me in the face…it was awesome And THAT is how your partner is gonna feel about you because this week Sofia is teaching you ALL about how to reclaim your power in a relationship! Boyfriend taking you for granted? Did you catch him looking at the girls on his Instagram timeline just a LITTLE too long before scrolling? Don’t worry, Sofia’s got you. After today’s Sloot University...

A perfect town comes with a terrifying price. From C13Features comes Treat , a podcast movie starring Kiernan Shipka as Allie West, an unpopular teenager who is dealing with issues beyond her years while struggling to fit in with her seemingly perfect small town. But, on one Halloween night, everything changes, and she discovers that her town’s idyllic image comes at a deadly cost. As she learns a...

COSTUME DO'S AND DONT'S... talking to you VS Angel Halloween is a special time of year, right? You get to unleash your inner Sloot and fully indulge in all the tricks and treats…if you know what I mean. Luckily for you guys, Sofia is back with a VERY special Sloot University that spills ALL of the do’s and dont’s to ensure that you have your Slootiest and spookiest halloween yet. Coincidentally, S...

IT’S YO BIRTHDAY SO I KNOW YOU WANT TO RIIIIDE OUT HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO SOFIA WITH AN F! AKA your girl’s favorite podcast and your mother’s worst nightmare (unless she’s a Sloot too). This is a BIG one. Sofia has returned back from her world tour without getting jailed, although she was dangerously close to a public indecency arrest in Tulum. Just Sofia things. Next, we have a VERY informative Sl...

Mile high club? Sofia has entered the NO FLY CLUB Seriously. Sofia is back (we’re just as surprised as you are) but this time with more baggage to add to her already concerning past! Not only has she been denied global entry TWICE, she is now on the no fly list! The appeal is still pending, prayers are welcomed. Sofia tells an exhilarating story about a Karen that she encountered on her flight to...

Seduction is about power and manipulation as much as it is about romance How GOOD is your sexy voice? You may want to start practicing. Kidding, but not really. This week Sofia is joined by the illustrious Robert Greene, the author of infamous books such as The 48 Laws of Power and The Art of Seduction. Robert is a SIX time international bestseller, but OF COURSE, he made time for the Sloots in hi...

Please stop making fake Versace… TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners.  And if Apple Watches weren’t already bad enough…this week Sofia tells us a ROLLERCOASTER of a story that gives you reason #837 to get rid of that godforsaken thing. Seriously, they’re nothing but trouble - and an immediate report to the fashion police. Speaking of fashion (this is beco...

I could put a ball in the end zone, put a bad bitch in the friend zone… With some inspo from Jack Harlow, Sofia is helping the DUDES this week. Guys, how long have you been stuck being her shoulder to cry on but not her dick to ride on? Well thanks for Sofia and Sloot University, we’re getting you the fuck out of there and into some pussy. Not only are you getting OUT of the friendzone, but you’re...

Or FaceTime me that p*ssy if its…cool Sloots, it’s time to dust the cobwebs off your cooter-cats. Sofia is giving out some VITAL information this week. Sloot University has saved your life on multiple occasions, but this week it’s REALLY about to up your game. How many times has your man begged you (in that little bitch boy voice) on FaceTime to “just show me pleaseee!”  Luckily for you, Sofia wil...

Hello hello baby you called I can’t hear a thing…KIDDING, I heard EVERYTHING To NO ONE’S surprise, Sofia now has yet ANOTHER beef she’s involved in. Not really, but there are some hating ass bitches out there. This week Sofia tells us a little story about an influencer who made the cardinal sin of talking shit by sending a message where she was talking shit about Sofia, TO SOFIA. I know you feel t...

Sofia is BACK yet again and ready to do what she does best, call everyone out on their shit. Including herself! This week Sofia dives into the amazing world of pick me. You know that girl who gets in front of guys and loses her fucking mind? The one who will do ANYTHING for male approval? Yes, THAT girl. Next, Sloot University is BACK in session for a much needed lesson. What’s the longest you can...

So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins… Welcome to Sofia with an F! Today Sofia opens up with some disturbingly…weird news? Professor Sloot then sits down for yet ANOTHER imperative Sloot University course with a lesson that you’re gonna want to put to the test ASAP. Today you’re learning about FOREPLAY. Foreplay is more than the steam...

SOFIA FRANKLYN IS GETTING A BBL! Kim and Kylie are QUAKING. No seriously, that is our fearless leaders spontaneous decision of the week. We’ll see where we’re at 7 days from now. WELCOME BACK TO SOFIA WITH AN F! This week Sofia is, of course, back on her bullshit. Aside from her impending body reconstruction surgery, we get into some fun stuff today. Are you SICK of seeing your boyfriend (who’s no...