Sofia with an F

BROKE BOYS DON’T DESERVE NO PUSSY….*i know that’s right!* FINALLY back from her Italian rendezvous, Sofia is flying solo this week. Though she did bring a new Sloot Media member along with her. Welcome Celeste, Sofia’s new Birkin! Today Sofia gives us a FULL rundown of her 30th birthday extravaganza including (of course) an argument she and Mr. Mans got into while on said trip. Next, we release a...

We all have some codependency issues right….? Or is that just a Sofia thing?  This week Sofia is joined by the one and only, the man we all know and love - John Azemar! Today the two meet up for a quick little catch up beginning with Sofia’s mom's recent ayahuasca trip that she may or may not have found off of an Instagram ad. We’re not sure. Next, John tells us about his impending surgery from a...

This is a public cervix announcement...abort the Supreme Court!   Welcome home Sloots! Today Sofia is joined by super Sloot and fan favorite Stella Barey! Sofia and Stella start things off hot and steamy with Stella explaining how she became the most recent addition to the Chainsmokers! Kidding, but also not really. Next, Stella REALLY lets us into her personal life by explaining how she has falle...

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends! Not literally though…like seriously, please don’t. Welcome back Sloots! Today we get to enjoy some quality 1 on 1 time with Sofia! Coming off of a shockingly not too chaotic 4th of July weekend, Sofia is filling us in on ALL the latest and greatest in her life - including her most recent UTI! Happens to the best of us though. In today's deep...

Gentlemen, start your engines! And may the best…woman…win Sloots, it has been an amazing month celebrating the LGBTQIA+ community, and here on Sofia with an F we’re ending it with a BANG…or a split, rather? Today Sofia is joined by the queen herself, Izzy Uncut! Okay, now say it slow...Izzy…Uncut. Get it? Anyway - today is a VERY special episode with one of New York City’s FINEST drag queens. Toda...

I’m already sneaky, we can’t both be on some sneaky shit! We’re keeping it short, sweet, and straight to the point this week - just like when you pull out your vibrator for a quick sesh. This week Sofia is solo dolo talking about ALL the important things in the world. Like the new iPhone update where you will now be able to unsend AND edit iMessages. All my shady Sloots stand up! It’s our time to...

It’s a full house this week Sloots! Today Sofia is joined by Sloot Media members Alex and Kiana! It’s rare to have this much of the band in one place (and in a stable mindset), so it was only right to do an honorary episode. This week we are getting a VERY inside look at the inner workings of Sloot Media. From how Sofia and Kiana’s secret love affair began (thanks to our very own Milfhunter/Ghostw...

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She said Ye can we get married at the malllll? He said no, but he WILL be your New Years kiss. Well maybe not you, but definitely Aliza’s. Today Sofia is joined by internet sensation Aliza who gained overnight fame from her infamous No Jumper interview in 2021. Yes, THAT interview - you know the one. Aliza joined Sofia in New York City to give us ALL the tea on our favorite rappers and athletes. W...

Reunited once again, Sofia is joined by her bestie for the restie FABBY F BABY! It’s been a while since Fabby has graced the Sloot airwaves so there is TONS to catch up on, especially being that Fabby is now living in New York City! How lucky is the Big Apple to be infiltrated by Utah’s finest? Today Fabby takes us on her latest journey from Las Vegas to NYC filling us in on ALL the trials and tri...

SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME… Seriously. How proud is your partner to be with you? Are you their dirty little secret (shout out All American Rejects) or do they scream your name from the rooftops? Sloots, today Sofia is helping you figure out whether or not you are being POCKETED. You probably already know the answer to this, but sometimes you need someone to lay it all out for you - and that’s what Sl...

I wish nothing but the best...for youuuuuuu *in Sofia's best Adele voice* Today is the big day Sloots. Well, every Thursday is a big day for us, but this one is MAJOR. Today Sofia is coming clean. We’re getting the FULL breakdown of Sofia’s break up. We know this has been a hot topic for quite some time now, surrounded by a lot of speculation - but you're FINALLY about to hear it from the horse's...

Before getting into today’s AMAZING guest, Sofia gives a VERY important PSA regarding the potential overturning of Roe V. Wade. To be a Sloot is to be ENTIRELY about female empowerment, so you KNOW Sofia had some words to say about this public health crisis…and you ABSOLUTELY should too! Today Sofia is joined by entrepreneur and health and wellness GURU Mari Llewellen! In this episode Mari brings...

Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with That will be the sign you read as you enter the colony that Sofia and her friends are raising their kids on. No father in sight? No problem! Kidding (kind of). This week Sofia is joined by long time friend Ali Azemar! Together the two unpack the RIDICULOUS societal pressures surrounding women turning the big 3-0. Wha...

If giving head was a college she’d be summa cum laude! SLOOTS, she’s back. Reporting from Sofia’s FAVORITE place on earth, Los Angeles! Before we get into the good stuff, Sofia breaks down and gives her VERY unsolicited opinion on Coachella and more importantly, Revolve Festival (aka Fyre Festival 2.0) - this opinion MAY be slightly biased considering Sofia was NOT invited…but that’s besides the p...

Second chances they don’t ever matter people never change! UNLESS you’re Jlo and Ben Affleck that is. ATTN SLOOTS: PLEASE do not take this as a sign to back to your trifling, good-for-nothing ex. BUT on the off chance that they don’t fall directly in the “piece of shit” category, Sofia has some choice words for you this week. But wait! Not only Sofia, we are FINALLY joined by our OG producer Alex...

“It’s not my fault he’s like in love with me or something!” - John to Sofia after he made out with her boyfriend YES SLOOTS…Our king is BACK. 53 episodes later John Like the Bible has returned from war…and by war we mean the one he recently conquered with “Lisa”, Bitcoin, and the metaverse. More on that later. This week Sofia brings us up to date on ALL things John including his ~thriving~ love li...

Get in Sloots, we’re self-accepting Sloots, we are FINALLY getting Sofia to ourselves again this week. So you know what that means: clear your schedule for your weekly dose of debauchery and shenanigans.  In the past 7 days, Sofia has managed to embarrass herself in front of the ENTIRE West Village impersonating Neil Armstrong AND was (almost) forcefully removed from her apartment building. Some m...

WE JUST WANNA DO CRAZY SHIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS Drum roll please…Our favorite Sloot-by-association has returned for a SURPRISE back-to-back episode! Sofia is joined by Stella Barey aka The Anal Princess yet again for an even WILDER episode than last. This week Sofia asks Stella for all ALL of the dirty details regarding well…EVERYTHING your dirty mind can think of. When we say this week is DIRTY,...

I think I just fell in love with a porn star…turn the camera on, she a born star! SLOOTS, gather around, we have a VERY special guest this week! Today Sofia is joined by Stella Barely aka The Anal Princess. Stella is a top 0.01% creator on Only Fans, a VIRAL sensation on Tik Tok, and a TRUE Sloot. Together the ladies cover A LOT of questionable but expected topics such as: narcissistic fathers, fu...

CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADEEE OF YES! You heard it right! Sofia is BACK in the city so nice they named it twice…NEW YORK…NEW YORKKK *Frank Sinatra voice* This is a BIG deal…because well, IFYKYK. She barely made it there - but if she can make it there, she can make it anywhere, right? Okay we’re done with corny references, just had to get it out the system. This episode is an EXCITING one...

For a final farewell episode from the Utah home base, Sofia is joined by the people who know her best…Mother and Brother Sloot! Shockingly, all parties were able to make it through this recording with MINIMAL tears shed. Though this episode had every intention of being sentimental, leave it to Sofia’s family to make it fucking CHAOTIC. Together, Drapers Finest discusses Lola’s newfound mental clar...

It isn’t sex…it’s the next best thing! Sleep-fucking, scamming, and sexting oh my! We cover A LOT this week, so buckle tf up Sloots. This week Sofia had A LOT to say…per usual. Have you ever woken up next to a male creature before and felt *something* poking you ever so slightly in the bum? Us too…well Sofia had a revelation about that this week which may make you hate your significant other. Sorr...

Runaway fast as youuuu can…seriously Welcome back Slooties! Not to be a hater of love and all things happy, but this week we focus on some of the perks of Valentine's Day ENDING. Don’t lie, you know you’re happy that shit is over too. Next, Sofia unpacks the wild world that is Keeping up with the Kardashians…and Kanye West. We unpack it from a micro level and discuss how dangerous the behavior we’...

This just in: being canceled is the new blue checkmark! Home is where the heart is, and that’s why Sofia is FINALLY coming at you live from her home base AKA Lola’s house in Utah. Well, for half of the episode at least. Today Sofia is joined by podcasting royalty, Claudia Oshrey of The Morning Toast. Cheers to that! Get? Anyway, together, the two talk about some hard-hitting issues in the world…li...