Sofia with an F

Ever looked at your post-orgasm face in the reflection of the screen after you just came from yet ANOTHER shitty porn video? It’s okay, we’ve all been there.  WELCOME BACK SLOOTY PEBBLES! Another week of debauchery and motherly advice from our Queen Sloot am I right? This week Sofia takes us on a rollercoaster of topics that will REALLY have you reconsidering some things. Before we get into that,...

Today Sofia taps into the hellish world that is dating apps. Men, you will learn EXACTLY why you’re struggling to find a match, and why no one is responding to your messages…PSA: LEAVE FISH PHOTOS IN THE CAMERA ROLL.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn

You miss 100% of the tequila shots you don’t take…or something like that. TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners.  Queen Sloot is BACK! After a much deserved week off, Sofia is reporting LIVE from Milan with a very special guest. Joined by Racquel Natasha, the girls cover A LOT of ground - literally, they wrecked a 5-star hotel in Europe, and Sofia has the b...

Reporting LIVE from a Switzerland jail, Sofia is back! Since she has officially gone to ALL ends of the earth to try and grasp why her life is the way it is, she has finally resorted to a medium! A high-end, world renown, medium of course. Only the best for the Sloots! Today Sofia is joined by Mystic Michaela, a celebrity medium specializing in reading auras and guiding people through spirit to li...

Who better to coach you through your breakup than the person who can barely keep her own afloat! Welcome back to Sophia with a PH! Because having a healthy pH balance is imperative even though the guy cumming in you is throwing it all off! Sloots, this week Sofia unpacks A LOT and addresses some very pressing information, like why the fuck has Demi Rose been featured on the Daily Mail every single...

It’s about time we got a real therapist in this bitch right?  Gather round Sloots, today Sofia is joined by world renown therapist, Nedra Tawwab! Together the unlikely duo discuss all things THERAPY! Something we can ALL use more of. Nedra breaks down the importance of destigmatizing mental health issues, and the many different types of therapy - several of which already exist in your day to day l...

What happens when there’s 3 Sloots and 1 man covered by a thinly veiled Kimono? You’re about to find out.  Sofia is BACK in all of her chaotic and cancellable glory…alongside new merch available NOW! This week Sofia takes us on a VERY cinematic play by play of her and Sloot Media’s stay in Los Angeles. As per usual, copious amounts of questionable substances, naked men, and aggressive bouncers wer...

Get in Sloots, we’re going to a sex dungeon.  Coming at you live from the city of Angels, Sofia is joined by Weezy of Whorrible Decisions! Since Weezy last visited the Sloots, A LOT has gone down. She tells us about her new TV show Sex Sells and all of her escapades that occurred during filming. Sex dungeons, golden showers, and even naked yoga! Sofia also clears the air about her sexuality, which...

Coming to a PTA meeting near you, Sofia and her hellchild!  Yep! Sofia is having a baby! Clear your schedule because everyone knows she is NOT watching after that thing. Baby Sloot was decided upon AFTER Sofia abandoned her boyfriend and a Sloot Media employee at the St. Regis hotel to fend for themselves while she proceeded to get blackout drunk - only to wake up in a random hotel room next to a...

Beyoncé said she’s on demon time, so we are too.  Sofia is BACK by unpopular demand! This week Sofia learns a new language. Twitter language that is, thanks to producer Alex and the Gen Z kids. Sofia goes on to tell us a HORRIFYING story about a recent doctors appointment where she learned about her alarmingly short life expectancy, AND that she’s also the cause for all major issues in the world!...

There's a hot NEW diet pill! It’s called a toxic relationship - and you probably already take it daily!  We have a new Sloot in town! This week Sofia is joined by her FAVORITE cousin Anto, who happens to be producer Alex’s older sister. Together the girls open pandora's box by unleashing stories from their most TOXIC relationships. Anto tells us about the time her impoverished ex stole her car and...

Call Child Protective Services! Baby Alessi just went down her first K Hole! Joined again by the fabulous Fabby F Baby, Sofia is turning things UP a notch. This week we learn that in typical Sofia fashion, not only is she a felon, but she’s now been denied global entry! Guess she’s really staying in Utah forever. The girls then take us down memory lane recalling one of their finest nights when Sof...

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners.  Surprise! Sofia’s moving to Miami AND she’s going to be a Real Housewife! This week the Queen Sloot is joined by superstar comedian, Nikki Glaser. While these two may be the funniest women on earth, this episode actually gets PRETTY deep. Together the ladies discuss self-esteem, the scientific differences between the...

IN CASE you want to know if he's cheating on you...we've got you covered. And we’re cheating back! This week Sofia gives us a MAJOR relationship update involving her upcoming move back to New York City, which is causing quite the riff in her relationship. It’s no big deal though because Queen Sloot is getting BACK in the game and she needs to know…how far is too far? Is flirting REALLY cheating? D...

FABBY F BABY. PLEASE SAY THE BABY…is motherf*cking BACK! This week Sofia is joined by her best friend of all time, Fabby! You thought you heard it all the last time Fabby graced the Sloots with her presence, but you’re in for a surprise. Mugshots and foursomes have nothing on the stories you’re about to hear. Together the duo dive into EVERYTHING plastic surgery (pro tip: South Korea is the move)...

Sofia got a nature valley bar inside her pussy this past weekend! Watch out granola people. Sofia recaps her weekend where she addresses the shit that was said about her recently, her take on ugly men, and her hatred of nerds. Listen before you judge! She also talks about her worst date and the BEST tip to get out of one. Lastly, queefing. Let’s talk about it.  Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitte...

Does the threesome count if he didn’t actually put the tip in?  Joined by Lauren and Michael Bosstick of The Skinny Confidential, Sofia does what she does best and meddles her way into ALL the juiciness of their relationships. From threesomes, shrooms, to running a business, Sofia gets the 411 on EVERYTHING from the Dear Media power couple. Sofia also discusses addiction and how important it is to...

These chicks don’t even know the name of my band... Wondering how to get backstage at your favorite artists concert? Better yet, wanna go back to his hotel with him? OF COURSE you do you dirty little Sloot. Don’t worry, this week Sofia’s got you covered on ALL the tips and tricks on how to secure a night of ecstasy (take that as you will) with your FAVORITE celeb...and honestly, it’s not as hard a...

The BEST place to call someone out for talking sh*t is your own podcast. Sofia is BACK and is joined by cult leader, Indy Blue! For the FIRST time we get a in-depth look at what life is like growing up as a young woman in the Mormon church and we learn quite a few things! Have you ever heard of the Provo Push? Maybe you should try it. Indy also explains her “beef” with Addison Rae, life as a young...

This might be hard to hear… but if he wanted to he would. Sofia missed the Sloots so she felt some alone time was needed so we could catch up on some things. Joined by her producer/cousin/bad influence Alex, Sofia recounts her first night back on the town just last weekend and the bullsh*t that occurs when she decides to leave the house…and apparently her new name is Sofia Richardson? Sofia also i...

Because when he leaves your ass he’s gonna leave with half... In honor of celebrating bad ass women this March, Sofia is joined by finance expert Haley Sacks aka Mrs. Dow Jones. If you’re wondering EXACTLY how to become the independent and rich boss b*tch that you are, you’ve come to the right place. Mrs. Dow Jones breaks down the ins and outs of finance in only a way a TRUE Sloot knows how with r...

Thinking about starting an Only Fans? The QUEEN is here to tell you exactly how.  This week Sofia hangs out with Lena The Plug, and with her encouragement, Sofia will be trying A LOT of new things (including watching lactation porn). Together the two discuss unconventional entrepreneurship, how Lena made over $1 MILLION dollars last year, and some tips you should consider if you’re starting a care...

Have you been trying to get on Raya? Let's go sloots.  This week, Sofia is reunited with John as he pays a visit back to Utah. John catches us up on his latest antics including his recent move to New York City and a life altering experience that surprisingly changed his life for the better. The duo also recounts a RIDICULOUS Vegas story from their high school days that they definitely shouldn’t ha...

Sofia is convinced she is getting cheated on so this year, we will be celebrating GALENTINES Day. Seriously f*ck Valentines Day! I don’t want no Valentine I just want Valentino! This week, Sofia talks about her newfound feud with Howard Stern, teaches new hacks you can do to catch a cheater AND make money. Class is also back in session with a VERY controversial Sloot University lesson, followed by...

CALLING ALL HSP’S! This week Sofia is joined by Mayim Bialik, a four time Emmy Award nominee, Critics’ Choice Award winner, AND a neuroscientist. Safe to say the two have A LOT in common! Together the two discuss the science behind mental health, what it was like growing up as a child star, and how we ALL are on the spectrum of mental illness. But if you know anything about Sofia, you knew she was...