Social Distance Warriors

Recorded September 25, 2021 Nobody's ever said "Data Bagel" before. Action item: Look up an organization that provides assistance or pen-pals to people in the prison system.

Recorded September 11, 2021. You don't have to explain to me who Niles is. Action items: Watch a fan video Say something nobody's ever said before

There was, how do you say this, "hope." Action items: Eat and Enjoy a Soup Meditate

Recorded July 22, 2021. No we won't stop talking abut Homestuck things. Action item: Read " Vinbre the Novel ".

Recorded June 24, 2021. Rat's true nature is revealed. Action items: Eat a berry Break a law

Recorded June 10, 2021. What's the deal with masks? Action Items: Give a card to somebody, but make it fancy Move an item of furniture in your home to a different location

Recorded May 27, 2021. Consider this a historical curiosity. Action items: Memorize a poem Play Snowound Blood

Recorded March 20, 2021. Is any of this canonical? Action items: If you have allergies, try taking an anti-allergy medication If you don't have allergies, be grateful Listen to Friends at the Table

Action Items: Bake something Buy something from a local small business

Recorded February 7, 2021. Traffic is the final frontier. Action Items: Learn something about labor unions Complete the New York Times crossword

Recorded 1/21/21. The Inauguration happened. Action items: Do something nice for your face. Something with a fork?

Recorded January 14, 2021. Rat pursues a new opportunity, and Tom does a podcast. Action items: Donate to a food bank, mutual aid, or other charity covering essential services that the government should be covering Watch a movie that you feel like everyone else feels like you should have seen Have a prophetic dream think about whether or not you have ever taken any creative writing courses?

Hey FYI this one was recorded more than a month ago. Action item: donate to (or promote) a food bank or a charity that provides vital services

Recorded December 12, 2020. We talk about gender and hiveswap and vaccines.

There is no multiplayer solitaire. Action items: Drink a hot drink that's different from the hot drink you usually drink

So, there was an election. Action items: Somehow, make the music. Play a video game.

(Recorded 10/29/20) Hey there's an election. Action Items: Vote! Write a letter to your future self at futureme.org

(Recorded October 15th) In the shadow of the Pumpkin Spice. Action Items: Find a local Rocky Horror shadow cast.

And now: this man in pandemic has taken up a new hobby, and it's not what you'd expect! Action Items: Listen to Neil Cicierega's Mouth Dreams and all of the Mouth albums. Play some neopets games.

They tell you that it's normal.

We have a guest! It's Evan. Action Items: Call your elected officials Wear a hat

We confront the horror of sports and games. Action item: Participate in the cultural event of Blaseball .

A throwback to the long-gone days of early July 2020. Action item: Let the dice decide your fate.

We talk about turnips and teeth.

We talk about going back to work, and getting furloughed from work, and getting fired from work (or more specifically, the supreme cout decision about NOT getting fired from work). Action items: Brush your teeth Watch one of the movies on Rian Johnson's list