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I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! I think This has happened to just about everyone, at least once. And what is This? It’s the Runaround Game you get when trying to buy something Online and you need help. Right? The other day I was watching a little TV (Actually my TV is very small). A commercial came on hawking a product. OMG!! I have to have it. So, I go get my wallet, pull out a credit card, and I...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! It’s almost Halloween and I was on my way to Summerville, South Carolina. Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. For me it’s the family get togethers, having fun with the kids, watching them going house to house trick or treating like I did those many years ago. But I’m running late. Better move faster so I can get there before it gets dark. 

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! There’s a story out of Florida that’s been around for a long time.  Is it true? I don’t know. But true or not, it’s a good story. So sit back and enjoy.  me

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! Way back in time, in ‘nother dimension, I was in Second City’s Children’s Theater. We were getting booked all around Chicago.  Kindergartens, Community Centers, places like that. Then one day, we were told that we were just booked on Bozos Circus, live TV?

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! I'm once again telling a true story of a hitchhiking adventure. I say it's true because it was, so believe it! My experience has been that every hitchhiking ride had at least one event that scared me. This hitchhiking ride had one of those. ATTENTION: The original audio has a few naughty words spoken. So, to keep these words from your precious ears, I dist...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! When the guy who signs your Death Certificate and hands out copies to friends and family, does someone else check to make sure you’re really dead? 

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! I have hitchhiked a lot and rode with some interesting folks. But there was that one day. It wasn’t humorous. No laughs. It was just intense. But one thing was certain.  That one day changed my life forever. 

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! When I see the Postman, I think how boring it must be.  You drive or walk around, gather up a handful of mail, open a mailbox, stick the mail in, close the mailbox, drive or walk to next delivery spot, repeat. You do that every day except on Sunday. Well, that’s probably true for most Postmen. But there was one PostDude that apparently didn’t fit that mold. Listen o...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! Yep, I have another hitchhiking story. This time it’s during the time of the Vietnam War. Protests were everywhere. The Draft had become the new Lottery Game. The night of the first Lottery Draft Game everyone was tense. In our dorm, we gathered together around an old 12 inch black and white TV with a grainy picture. Names weren’t drawn. Birthdays were drawn. 

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! I always loved theatre. It was that love that took me to Second City Workshops in Chicago.  The following was one afternoon at Second City for rehearsals. After Cheers ended, Shelley Long took up with Second City in Chicago. I never formally met Shelley Long, though a part of me still remains’ close to her. 

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! I think just about everyone has someone they look up to. I can think of a few people I think are great but could be completely wrong with that assessment because I never met them. Though there is one guy that I finally got to meet. Stick around and I’ll tell you about the time I had with this guy.

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! Here I am, on another hitchhiking adventure. This story starts when I’m just outside of Kansas City.  I have to say, I never imagined that someone like this driver would pick me up. But he did and what I expected was going to happen turned out to be the exact opposite. Just goes to show you, in this crazy world don’t expect, assume, or think what you think cause you...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! Hitchhiking is rather boring, you know, standing on the side of a highway with you thumb stuck out like it has some kind of strange substance on it and you’re hoping somebody will stop and wipe it off. That’s how boring it can be. But then there’s always one guy that stops you never expected. Meet one of my favorite ride dudes. Don’t know his name. It’s not like I f...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! There comes a time in a young boy’s life when he is set free. Free to do things he had demonstrated a qualifying maturity to do. Then it all goes to Hell. That happened to me. I went with two friends to Wrigley Field in Chicago. If you aren’t familiar with Wrigley, it is the home of the professional baseball team, The Chicago Cubs. Apparently, our parents forgot tha...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! Beer, Friends, Urination, Forest, Drunk. You wouldn’t think that combination would go together very well. And you would be correct, and this story is a glaring example. On one particular day that combination not only didn’t go together very well, it was a disaster. By the time everything was straightened out, more than a few people had got involved, there were magic...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! In today’s world it’s hard to find a reputable Nursing Home for a loved one.  You just don’t know how they will adjust. Afterall you’re taking them out of their home. The home where they have lived for so many years.  You hope that the home you find is like the one they are leaving, warm and welcoming. The place in this story is not quite what you are looking for. I...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! This is a Parody of Commercials that claim to fix sexual problems. This Podcast is for entertainment purposes only and makes no claim to cure, diagnose, and or treat any condition, symptom, and or disease. SmartAss Comedy hopes you will enjoy and share this Podcast. 

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! Sometimes Humans can become obsessed with stuff. Different people, different stuff. Is it their DNA, environment? Who knows? It only becomes a problem when that obsession takes over their life and becomes dangerous to themselves or others. Todays story is about the dangerous side of obsession. Taking it too far. Ignoring the danger and being just plain stupid. This...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! Sometimes the most unlikely things can be worth a great deal of money. This story is about the one thing that everyone creates, then throws away. Until now it has been a money maker for others who create things that deal with your creation. Things for the ease of throwing your creation away. Along with that, cleaning supplies for your creation. Up till now you would...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! I had been on the side of the Interstate for hours. My thumb had been out there for so long it was getting sunburn! Finally, a car was stopping or not stopping to end my misery. Fortunately, stopping it was. It was finally a ride after a long day.  The more I listened to the car the more I was concerned. The sound was weird   I knew we were to die, so why not enjoy...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! When you reach a certain point in life, your sense of time can get a bit foggy. What you think will happen in the future is usually based on what is happening in your present time. You will say things about what will be in a future time without thinking it through. This can and usually does become quite an embarrassing situation and make you feel like an idiot. This...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! When you’re a Kid, adventures happen just about every day. The story of this adventure is that summer’s One In A Million. Me and the Boys started that day like every other start of a summer day. But this day exploded into a “There’s no way this is happening!” day! So, sit back and have a listen. You’ll find out how and why this “Was The Craziest Summer Day Ever!”. 

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! A friend of mine and myself went on a hitchhiking trip. In the middle of it, that’s when it happened. To this day I get creepy feelings every time I think about that trip. You say you are never grossed or creeped out. I don’t believe it. Listen to this story and honestly tell me it didn’t bother you.  If that’s you, I’m impressed. Please send me a comment. Would lov...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! Two Stressed-Out People set off for a Weekend Get-A-Way.  After arriving at the Motel where they had reserved a room, the festivities began. Everything was going as planned. Then was the consumption of Get-Ya-Goings. Now fired up, the Planned Out Activity List said it was time for a Stress-Removal-Activity.  The problem with a Planned Out Activity List is you forget...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! As I get older and look back on the things we did years ago, I  don’t understand how I stayed alive to tell those stories today. Only Kids can turn an apparent fun thing into a death trap. You don’t do it on purpose. It happens because you haven’t been on this Planet long enough to know that what you are about to do is really Stupid!  If you’re reading this and you’...