SmartAss Comedy

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! SmartAss Comedy wants to wish everyone a happy and safe Holiday Season. And may the New Year bring Peace and Good Will to all.

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! So many things happen to children as they go through the grades while attending school. This is crazy true in the middle grades. That’s the age when kids are starting to physically and mentally change. This story takes place in my school when we were experiencing those changes and the traumas that went along with them. Then came The Talk.

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! You fall in love with something you have known all your life. The wedding date is set. The excitement builds but you begin to have doubts. But the doubts go away when you see her, you know this is right. Finally the day is here. In private, you and your Bride are wed. But something is very wrong. What is it? Find out in this episode of SmartAss Comedy Stories.

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! This story is about a guy that was exposed to something at an early age that got bigger and bigger as he grew. And at the same time he grew to love. People that came in contact with him thought he was a Nut Job. Let me know what you think after you listen to his story. If you enjoyed this story, there are more to come. So go ahead and hit Follow so you won’t miss an...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! Want to make a Great Day Go to Hell? Lose your Car Keys in a lake, river, ocean, or any body of water. That should do it. That’s what happens in this story. But is there a happy ending? Find out in this Podcast! If you enjoyed this story, there are more stories here and more to come. So go ahead and hit Follow so you won’t miss any of them. And Download Stories so y...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! What was to be a fun day became unfun. I blame myself. Once again being my SmartAss self ruined the day for my wife and young daughter. At least it was free.

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! This is the story of a woman on a mission. Halloween is a fun holiday. Costumes, Candy, and Pumpkins! Yep, you have to have Pumpkins. Carve them. Have them part of your decorations. But what if you can’t afford one of those expensive gourds? I guess you would try to steal one. Our star tried that, but it just wasn’t her day. (The anatomy of one individual in this st...

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! A toilet. It’s a simple device.  Why should it be celebrated? Because until you need one, you won’t know how important they are. This Podcast highlights a couple of situations where you really need a toilet. Celebrate Toilets. In the end, you will always need one.

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! Go to work , , , Leave work . . .Everyday.  How boring is that? Now imagine doing that every day for 20 years! Do you just stop going to work and hide? You would also have to hide from family, friends! You would be Running Away! Hold on Antsy Pants. Don’t put on your running shoes quite yet. What if you were still employed, getting paid, and just not going to work....

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! Hitchhiking, will you live or die. That’s the bottom line. I did a lot of hitchhiking back in the 70’s. It was an adventure. This story is about one of my friends and I getting a ride for one part of a trip. There’s only one word that describes that trip . . .Scary!

I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! Do you remember Kindergarten or Preschool? I do and there’s one particular incident that I’ll never forget. I think it was the first time I went public with getting in trouble. I don’t know about you, but sometimes I see things that could become hysterical if done the right way. And that day there was a group of three things that fit the requirements.  Strategically...