Sloss and Humphries On The Road

Cream enjoys his favourite ever podcast after Muggins reveals some news that contradicts a stance he has taken for many years. Basking in the hypocrisy of it all Cream turns the episode into a one hour roast  Merch:  https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk              

Muggins is three episodes into a series he's enjoying and Cream tries (without spoilers) to lower his expectation for a horrific twist which ruins the whole show. Cream lets off some steam about dishwasher etiquette.

It has been brought to Muggins' attention that Cream makes tea by putting the milk in with the bag BEFORE the boiling water. After blaming his mother and science for this travesty the boys get Dr Lesley Sloss on the phone to explain herself. 

In a yarn that takes an entire podcast to spin Muggins uses his mother in law as an excuse for not having any dad jokes because she created a nexus event with a trampoline that resulted in MATTY having a catastrophic melt down. 

Muggins and Cream struggle with aspects of being on the road they were previously adept at before delving into some questions left over from the recent Patreon bonus episode and a couple of their own, one of which is promised to bring controversy to your social circle.

Muggins upsets Cream's core values with a ridiculously naive faux pas in the build up to a certain football match. Dropping this podcast off super early access as Monday will be spent with one of us celebrating and the other wallowing regardless of what happens.

Cream and Uncle Snunky become survival experts after binging on a reality TV show called 'Alone' and pack everything they've learned into this podcast / survival guide on the off chance you ever want to remain alive in the wilderness. 

Muggins celebrates his birthday by discussing his love language with Cream and going over some near death experiences on his way to 38

Back on the road together in Birmingham, fresh out of isolation, Muggins and Cream discuss the cartoon characters of their youth interfering with world events, witches and wet lipped politicians. 

Brave, brave boys Muggins and Cream get through another week of this deadly virus to bring you some follow up thoughts on last weeks arguments and an update on their isolation.    Toothbrush debate update - Team Muggins: 8             Team Cream: 9  

Cream's beloved Scotland have their fellas football team in a major tournament for the first time in 23 years within an hour of this recording. Muggins joins him with the hangover from England's win yesterday.  There's a very funny story about a builder who doesn't know what day it is. 

Cream recommends some excellent comedians, Muggins recounts his childhood career goals being scuppered and the pair discuss the favourite parts of America they'd like to take their ladies. Amongst discussions about toxic men doing welfare checks and when we're willing to put our morals down.

A sunny bank holiday on actual tour with a day off in London, Muggins and Cream woke up in bunk beds to record this episode packed with retirement plans to grow weed and appraisals of old movies that didn't' stand the test of time

(But really 4.20) As a nod to the original Sloss and Humphries Podcasts old Muggins and Cream stop for spliff breaks and by complete coincidence get really silly. This will go down as one of our favourite podcasts whether people enjoy it or not. Please indulge us...

Elliot joins the pod on the day of his first gig in 6 months. On the off chance comedy is no longer for him, Muggins puts him on the spot with a game, interviewing him for jobs he didn't know he applied for. The grilling didn't stop there, ending with a barrage of questions from listeners which he gets very defensive about

Niiiiiice. 

THE ONE WITH JEAN As promised for 5 years of podcasting and it is worth the wait, we love this gal and you're about to find out why. She can be your best friend now too. Our team of staff at Muggins and Cream Enterprises (Muggins) is working hard to get the audition video Jean mentions in this episode so it should be available by the time you listen to this, if not check back. 

The final cross continent zoom podcast before Cream heads back from Australia to record episode 4.20 in person, might even roll a doob for that occasion. In this episode Cream congratulates Uncle Muggins on his childbirth efforts.

Muggins has lost a couch and Cream has been showing a flagrant disregard for dress codes in the ongoing misadventures of your favourite podcasting buffoons.               

Another lovely blether between Muggins and esteemed guest of the podcast Mark Nelson, talking about the logic behind superstitions, music to run to and ultimately uncovering the connection to Philip Schofield and a string of celebrity deaths

After trying other people in the shape of Elliot and Bart, Muggins and Cream passionately get back together for this week's regular poddy to talk about tricky crowds, stoned slip ups and why you could never marry a scouser

We got the boy Elliot Steel back on for a Muggins and Milk episode. Since they're safe behind a paywall they let the safety catch off inviting a lawsuit from a mortal enemy. Then defrost some cold takes from the worst of twitter and unpack the recent news and reactions

We have spoken to Kai's lawyers and having only listened to the first 5 minutes as he uploads this onto Patreon he'd like to comment that he denies ever crying for his mam. No further comment.

Daniel Sloss and Cameron James are back as '2 Woke Cucks' like never before as they go far left they become right, and at the same time very wrong. Listen at your own peril, the views expressed on this podcast are not for public (or private) consumption.

Cream escapes captivity and Muggins dials in to hear about freedom, after committing 10-15 minutes of mild treason they tackle the ethics of cannibalism and query why it's not traditional to give flowers to blokes.