Sloss and Humphries On The Road

A bumper bonus Patreon episode with comedy legend and mighty swell friend Mark Nelson joining Muggins to talk about all manners of debauchery stopping only to deal with a spewing child. 

Muggins builds a pillow fort to discuss why Cream has giving up on meditation. Celebrities send sex toys to help with quarantine and their agent has a wonderful idea that could possibly have broken Daniel

Ryan Cullen joins Cream to tackle all of the hot topics in this bonus episode, here's a five minute teaser of them sticking it to little dogs, just to whet your palette before you inevitably join our patron party For the full one hour episode join us on Patreon.com/slossandhumphries

Cream is doing his quarantine in Australia before he gets back to gigging, Muggins dials in to catch up after being drunkenly exposed to horoscopes. They discuss getting buff with the assistance of water weights and dedicate a good portion of the podcast to Sam Rockwell appreciation

Muggins and Cream put down jumpers for goalposts and reminisce about all the playing out they did as kids while trespassers roam around doing the same in Cream's garden. 

Dealing with drug dependancy and deal breakers in porn flavour the first Patreon early access episode with a pinch of despairing at the world and smattering of cringing at their past. 

After apologising to Cream, Muggins is forced to apologise to him for a second time. They discuss missing comedy and how hard work cheating would be if they could be bothered. 

Your old pals muggins and cream talking about stuff, this and that get's covered, they discuss things and laugh at sillies. Matty the pincer is the butt of yet another injustice which is always very funny. Enjoy 

After discussing the legality of divorcing someone because of their looks and the reality of getting a dog, Muggins and Cream tell the story of Daniel's Tesla being eaten by squirrels. 

Piggy reluctantly said yes so muggins and cream spend the podcast getting stoked for the future wedding and all the trimmings. Did someone say Stag?

Recorded one hour before Cream makes a life changing decision, the boys excitedly discuss the events which are about to unfold (and also the budesliga) the fact this podcast is being published suggests that either the events unfolded favourably or Muggins is a real willy head for publishing it.

Muggins new house move to Glasgow results in him ripping a radiator of a wall, they discuss having the builders in and trying their hands at DIY. Cream is scared of a causeway and Muggins gets Scammed. Plus loads more, why you reading this, go listen

On their last day living together Muggins and Cream discuss Wonder Woman, the best view for 9/11 and what the two girls with the cup are doing now. The romantic bath story raises it's ugly head again too. Enjoy

After a short spell trying to be civilised sharing nuggets of history knowledge, the boys descend swiftly into toilet humour with the occasional forced segue into Daniel's recent appearance on Graham Norton. Trigger Warning you absolute cowards, they mention the word bogey. Grow up. 

Muggins and Cream have a good 10 mins talking about toe nails and bogies to scare most of you off before declaring their new found obsession with The Circle. For what is becoming the listeners confessions you can contact us with your tales of woe via mugginsandcream@gmail.com

Back with weekly Monday episodes on a reg, Muggins and Cream start the year with some good habits and a brief sample of sobriety, Daniel reveals his one vice and Kai shares a recent Twitch faux pas 

A farewell to 2020 podcast from ole Muggins and Cream to lift your spirits going into the new year. They read out your faux pas which lead into some embarrassing romantic encounters from their childhood. If you have any of those to contribute for our next episode please send them to mugginsandcream@gmail.com Happy New Year  

For the final trip down muggley lane in our festive flashback series Muggins and Cream are joined by an incredibly stupid Elliot Steel for yet another Thick Cast. Merry Christmas one and all, we hope you've enjoyed the nostalgia. Original Text: A favourite from the previous seasons has been when Muggins and Cream get Elliot Steel on and do a short quiz to reveal how thick he is. Here is a new inst...

The penultimate episode of our flashback series takes you to February 2018 where Muggins (No Cream) got chatting to legend Mark Nelson who is always a laugh a second if you like your comedy depraved Original Text: From a grimey Ibis in Glasgow, Muggins continues the podcast while Cream is still State side, this time joined by Mark Nelson straight from the nursary run, they disect Natalie's outland...

Back in April 2018 Cream was in Australia without Muggins and bashed out this hilarious Podcast with Cameron James, we think you'll love it.   Original Text: Guess who's back, back again, Sloss is back, tell your face. Still in Melbourne Austaya, this time with debut guest but all time legend Cameron James, sticking it to pseudo feminists and discussing the dangers of the inverted 69. Amongst many...

Dipping back deep into the archives to find this one from 2016 with early appearances from two of our favourite recurring guests and besets friends Gareth Waugh and Nick Cody, we were up a mountain at Altitude festival, spirits were high    Original Text: The belated second instalment of our Altitude podcasts joined again by the majestic beast that is Crusher Cody and long time listener, first tim...

Another guest appearance from Elliot Steel where we give him enough rope to hang himself by is todays podcast offering from our flashback mini series.   Original Text: After 2 failed attempts at Podcasts Muggins and Cream get a new memory card and are joined by the same old dipshit Elliot Steel (@elliotsteelcom) to reroll on whether he's thick or not. See if he changes your mind in round 2.

Another from the archives with a rare appearance from the pincer  Original Text: Muggins and Cream are Europe bound for part 2 of the tour so used their Sunday off to get drunk. Matty joins the podcast to duke it out with Cream over who is the best Best man but ends up being a victim of overshare as they discuss conquests from a previous life. 

Taking you all the way back to our 9th Episode way back in 2016. Enjoy this mainline of nostalgia. Original Text: Sending you vibrations from Amsterdam, with weed fuelled tales of youth, muggles and dad jokes. 

This trip down muggley lane flashes us back to May 2018, Ryan Cullen joined us to discuss his dad's antics with stories that made this episode one of our most popular of all time   Original Text: The reunion of Muggins and Cream after several months apart is an eventful one with (uncle Snunky) Ryan Cullen joining the party with some unparallelled stories of the mad antics from his father and soon...