Sloss and Humphries On The Road

Mark Nelson is alongside Muggins in this action packed episode with some trips into the dark corners of their memories that unearth some cringeworthy hilarity. A vintage episode, if you laugh as much as they did recording it you're in for a treat. If I do say so myself, it's Muggins writing this. Oh... and did you know girl dogs hump legs? Educational too

Our Patreon subscribers asked the questions everyone wants answered and we got through as many as we could in this expose which also doubled as a temporary send off for poppa Cream. With a cheeky prize draw at the end if you're feeling lucky.

Muggins spends a week just him and the dog while Cream is instructed on his new job as gooch masseuse. They give recommendations and brutal criticisms on some games, books and telly before deciding what art they'd like to be good at if they couldn't do comedy.

Muggins and Cream pull off a hefty round trip Americans would even be proud of, getting them home to bed shortly before the builders woke them up, so in a sleepy daze the boys dive into your Monday podcast and have quite a good old laugh

Muggins and Cream get together to discuss their slow start to 2022, Cream prepares for his life to change as food dates go further back than his child's due date and Muggins gets rejected from the cinema because his wife is tight. Then a heartfelt eulogy results in finding out which porn star names are available.

Kicking off 2022's Podcasts with a wholesome catch up of their civilised New Year parties that quickly declines into childish chat about inappropriate arousal setting the tone for a wonderful year ahead. 

While Muggins speculates starting a new life with Cream's gran, Cream plans a new death camp for journalists who panned Spider-Man. A bit of festive cheer fills the air as the boys get to spend some quality time with their families after a gruelling tour. 

Muggins and Cream talk about taking ownership of your own jealousy rather than making it other peoples problem, dream cheating, pillow humping and an array of other things from getting in trouble at school to their new favourite game, Gloomhaven. Merch >> https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk

The boys reminisce about their dwindling party days after Muggins returns to the tour hungover from a friend's wedding. Cream has some pretty firm opinions on eugenics which sees the theoretical sterilisation of himself and his own pregnant fiancé.

At the end of their tether from a rough day of touring the boys try to quickly vent then stay off topic long enough to chat about the early days of internet and MSN Messenger but inevitably they keep getting suckered back in. 

Wrapping up the USA tour Cream is noticeably more smashed than Muggins, days before he gives up booze and weed in preparation for his imminent arrival. A betrayal of trust from a journalist sees him launch into a drunken tirade on the uk TV industry 

After traveling through California, Oregon and Washington State, the boys arrive in Colorado for a day off and a slightly later than usual Monday podcast which covers LA agents and fetishes.

On the Eve of Piggy arriving the boys discuss what they miss about their gals, Cream talks about what he's learned about newborn babies and Muggins prepares for his dog going through puberty. Christopher Nolan gets a bunch of shit.

The morning after Muggins and Cream had a middle aged man Dads Vegas with their pal Chris that went so wild they ended up getting into some real freaky shit... golf. Muggins accuses Cream of sexually harassing him in his sleep. 

Two high boys recap their week of cancelled flights, lost luggage and bowling shenanigans. Followed by our new monthly feature "The Passive Aggressive Prize Draw"                 

After an incredible week of gigs Cream finds himself on a chaise longe in St. Louis revealing to Muggins that it’s actually rare to lie down like this in therapy, and more of a cliche. The boys recap their week of shows and tourism, Cream doesn’t see the fuss about Rocky and rails on the theme tune until he hears it done in his native bagpipes.   

The Monday podcast we recorded on Thursday before the Thursday podcast. Because we'll be predisposed on Sunday/Monday what with COMING TO AMERICA and all, how professional though to get one in the can, how unprofessional to do it baked. Enjoy our last pod on the road in Europe for a while with this high-cast recorded with Ari Matt Must Mustonen in Estonia. Next stop Boston baby.   Merch Store: htt...

Muggins and Cream escape Spain to seek refuge in Belgium, they chat for a while about comedy and discuss catchphrases leading them to discover the power of the word 'the'. With some reminiscing about bullying and interesting facts that may or may not be true it's a pretty solid podcast to start your week with a laugh

Muggins and Cream reminisce about a time when there was fuel enough for everyone and everyone (except Matty) was having a great time. A time when they got more excited about hoovering with their noses instead of actual hoovers. 

Oompa Loompa origin stories are just one of several fanciful bits decorating this episode. Muggins mistimes an acid trip but makes the most of it. Cream takes advantage of the podcast now having a camera angle for an occasional sideways glance at the audience. Merch Store: https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk

With lots to unpack the boys spend their reunion in Athens mostly covering Muggins' new dog and his newer haircut. Over running into 90 minute territory and leaving plenty of click bait cliff hangers for the PB sequel. 

Muggins and Cream introduce the podcast sober to make up for last week but then pause for a spliff break and come back to do a whole other (better) podcast. The boys recount a potential mugging that transpired to be paranoia.    Merch store: https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk   Full HD Video to follow on Patreon

Rattling around an unnecessarily extravagant villa in Lisbon after a weekend on the sesh Muggins and Cream question each-others waning masculinity before research the ratio of women to men on a variety of crimes.  Merch store: https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk

After paying tribute to a comedy legend, the podcast rapidly descends into a confession about Muggins' disastrous day in court and the incidents that lead to that moment. Cream reminds himself how very different their lives were before they met.  Merch:  https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk              

Adam Rowe joins Muggins and Cream for a 'Have A Word on the Road' cross-over podcast, recorded at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival leading to lots of talk about the comedy industry, some scathing reviews on reviewers, a couple of their comedy pals going under the bus, some reprehensible jokes being weakly defended and then to lighten the mood Adam and Kai compare bong eyes.