Slaughterhouse Princess

We know the title seems like it's pretty straightforward but believe you me, this movie has a few surprises up its many, many sleeves.

We're not saying that you should be creepy peeping on your neighbors, but it is a good way to find out if they're vampires, or at least if they own a coffin.

Crack open a Punch Pop and keep your mop stick handy as we recount the tale of The Janitor one fateful day. 

All I really want at this point is to know what the giant metal cone was for.  It doesn't seem like too much to ask.

Shine up your saddle shoes and confront your growing feelings about your brother-in-law as we watch Park Chan-Wook's debut film in the States.

We don't normally say this, but if you have any interest in seeing this movie, do it before listening to this episode.  It's better going in cold.  Like revenge!

Grab your baby box and a spare oxygen tank, it's time for another installment of watching movies out of chronological order.

It's times like this when we need to all band together an in unison cry out, stop naming movies in such a way that it's impossible to talk about them without several qualifying statements.

Get ready for some strong grimy old Times Square vibes as we learn about why you shouldn't trust people who live in a commune.

Forget the spiders, why doesn't anyone comment on the city doctor/ country doctor feud?  That's the real scary part.

Pack a few extra bags of blood and remember the sponge cake story as we watch a considerably long one this week.

Let's take a trip to the Hull House this week to visit the only funeral parlor complete with underground stream, a sub par crematorium, and demons.

Politics and werewolves, together at last, the way nature intended.

Gather your pumpkins and practice your ASL, we're joining a cult with Grandpa.

It's a zombie movie "starring" Edward Furlong and Corey Feldman filmed in 2013, you should be able to guess how this turns out.

Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it.

Finally we get the answer to the question that keeps all of us up at night, does Troy eat the shells?

It's a tale of friendship, road trips, and not letting random people into your RV as we search for the most extreme haunted house in all the land.

Strap on your Go Pro and head down to the underwear tree as we take a look at some Korean found footage.  Will it be pretty good, like Rec, or pretty bad, like Rec?

Grab your widest tie and take a trip with us to the world of 1970's made for TV horror movies that are scary enough to freak out 7 - 11 year old's.

Unlike some movies we watch, this is exactly what the title leads you to believe.  If that's a good or bad thing remains to be seen.

It's back to back musicals as we take a trip to the 1930s to learn all about the harmful effects of the devil's lettuce.

Troy finally just said 'fuck it.'

Troy was gone so we decided to watch this movie.  We wish Troy was here to stop us from deciding things. 

Go pee in a non-toilet area and make sure you pay attention as we take a look at Housewife.