Slaughterhouse Princess

It's a tale of friendship, betrayal, and social media this time around.  Bonus game, see if you can name all the super heroes that people starring in this movie played.

Remember the movie Found and how it had a movie in the movie that the killer was obsessed with?  That's this movie.

What problem can't salt solve? Apparently every problem in this movie.

Finally a movie that's not afraid to say what we all were thinking:  The MAC-10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives. Also Troy was right.

You know how when you're watching Hellraiser and you say to yourself, this is OK, but it needs more of a Saw vibe and also loose ties to an MMORPG?  This movie has just what you're looking for.

It's a movie starring Fred Astaire and the Borg Queen and also there are ghosts.

Hotlanta's not here this week, better get to the German art film before he gets back.

It's time to flex your subtitle muscles and learn how to play Edward VHS Hands in the traditional Greek style.

Get ready to scream like banshees this week as we explore the proper way to get ready for your upcoming formal dance.

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Danxig made a movie. We sat through it. We're all sorry.

Grab some opossum rinds and get ready for the best reason to avoid trailer parks at night since the last reason you had to do so.

We finish up the Prophecy franchise with the final chapter.  Does it stick the landing or was it a case of trying to ice skate uphill?  Whatever happens, at least Tony Todd was there.

It's the first of the last Prophecy movies this week featuring not Benedict Cumberbatch, the girl from Sliders, and the Romanian countryside.

We reach the halfway point in our Prophecy movie marathon and the end of Christopher Walken being in them.  It looks like it's all downhill from here.

The second installment of the Prophecy series gives us more violent angel hallucinations, mid tier celebrities, and the addition of half-angel babies.  Will the second one convert you or will it keep you as a non-believer?

It's all Prophecy all the time this month as we take a look at all of the Prophecy movies.  Are we off to a good start, or is it a bad omen for the rest of the month.

If you thought that there weren't enough scenes of people asking for directions in the last few movies we watched, then do we have good news for you.

This was directed by Takashi Miike who also directed Yakuza Apocalypse and Audition.  This movie sure isn't either of those.

The original title of this movie was The Return of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  We just wanted everyone to know that.

What if Superman was bad might not sound like a horror movie, but rest assured it gets pretty wild when it wants.

Pig: I'm a sea pig...

To the surprise of no one, Hotlanta picked out this week's film which is in his favorite sub-genre: murder kids and/or kids getting murdered.  Although to be fair, he prefers to watch children do the murdering

We take a look at a movie where everyone can only express themselves through song.  Also something about a barber, murders, and pie, but mostly the singing thing.

This week we take a moment to reflect on whether we could see ourselves acting the same way if we were in that situation.