Slaughterhouse Princess

In the far off future of 2017 two brave people have unprotected sex which is punishable by being intestinated, which is a real word no matter what spell check tells me.

Ever wonder what a made for TV ozploitation movie would be like?  Join us this week as we find out.

Please fasten your seat belts and return your seat trays to the upright position as we take off to an adventure in the skies.

It's a lost episode about cheap booze and turning into goo piles, without Troy.  Well, without his audio anyway. Good luck making it through the entire episode.

It's time to take a look at a movie you have seen before even if you haven't seen it.  Think of all the time you'll save.

Grab yourself a tall glass of plum extract and hide the peaches while we discover the pitfalls of nepotism.

We dip back into the Uwe Boll oeuvre to see what happened to Bill WIlliamson after the first film.  Yes, that is really his name.

Panman, come together with your pans Save me, I'm together with your pan

Get ready for the cinematic equivalent of a potluck dinner as we somehow watch 6 different genres of movie at the same time.

No matter what, and we must stress this, do not crawl headfirst into the giant shell.

We managed to make a podcast that's longer than the movie we watched this week.  Whether or not that's a good thing remains to be seen.

Another shining example of why you shouldn't trust anyone who has a house with a dumbwaiter.

It's anthology time this week as we see how many horror directors can be crammed into a single movie.  It's at least 5.

We take a look at two versions of the second installment of Escape Room: Tournament of Champions to maximize the difficulty of talking about it.

We take a look at Escape Room (2019) this week, not to be confused with Escape Room (2017), Escape Room: Quest of Fear, No Escape Room, The Escape Room, or Escape from Marwin (AKA Escape Room).

We welcome the New Year by learning why you don't let your kid pick their own babysitter and something about ghosts.

We finish up the Fear Street trilogy with a trip back to Ye Olde Tymes where Satan was everywhere and Applejack was a thing kids were into.

We take a trip back to a summer camp in 1978 and it goes about like you think it does, but with more witch curses and less sex.

This holiday season, join us as we watch a series of Netflix movies based on a series of books, starting with the first one.

We're back and what better way to celebrate than with Troll 2, the best movie we've watched in the last two weeks.

Grab a snack cat and start chattering your teeth in anticipation for a Brett recommended movie this week.  Which isn't normally a good thing.

We finish our tour of John Waters' films this week with his most, lets say challenging work.  By challenging, we mean gross.

Stock up on Aqua-Net as we take a trip back in time to the true story about the crowning of Miss Auto Show 1963. Disclaimer: Story might not actually be true.

Have you ever been watching Grease and said, sure this is fun but what if there were more children with criminal records and people named Hatchet-face?  Do we have a movie for you.

We are dedicating this month to the works of John Waters.  Also we had to name the episode Pecke r because we couldn't title it Pecker.  How fun.