Slaughterhouse Princess

In this film we find out the dangers of watching The Hills Have Eyes 2 after midnight while in the UK.  Especially if the guy running the concession stand is Freddy Krueger.

This is the most razor movie we've ever seen.  Go forward and get on the bus for brainwashed teens that have only one weakness, becoming aroused.  

We venture into Tromaville this week, and some of us wished we hadn't.  One thing we could all agree on, it was the best musical we have done on this podcast.

We travel back through the mists of time to 1983 this week for the American version of Let the Right One In.  If nothing else, it has more kids wearing masks in their underwear while holding knives creeply watching their neighbors with a telescope than the original movie.

In this touching story of bullying and vampire love we all learn that we don't know much about Sweden, aside from what we learned watching The Muppets.

We take a look at what might be the first found footage movie.  Does it live up to the hype that surrounds it?  One thing for sure, it's no Nekromantik.

Ms.45 is the story of one woman's quest for vengeance after being sexually assaulted, by shooting as many people as possible.  Unfortunately, none of the men she shoots were responsible, but one guy did have some sweet nunchuck skills.

What happens when an ancient god called the Destroyer gets summoned into a haunted house?  Well clearly you use heavy metal magics to save humanity.  See if you can figure out who Teen Ape and Dana McBoobs are playing.

When the best thing that you can say about a movie is that there were only two scenes of people urinating, you are in for quite a ride.  A short, unpleasant ride.

We decided to ease into exploitation month with a classic Troma picture.  It's a tale of surfing, robbery, street gangs, and revenge.  And don't get us started on the synth score that really brings the whole movie together.

This movie has something for everyone. There's David Bowie playing a vampire, a guy roller dancing, and a monkey death match.  Still not convinced?  How about Willem Dafoe in his defining role as 2nd Phone Booth Youth.  One of those has to interest you at least a little bit.

Our new friend Mr. Troy is here to join us as we dive in to Orphan.  We learned many life lessons in this movie such as kids are kinda dicks, you can kill a bird with a paintball gun, and that CCH Pounder might have the coolest name ever.

This week we bring you thought provoking insight on the underlying meaning behind Neverlake.  Just kidding, we mainly drank and made fun of orphans.

This week a film that was equal parts confusing and entertaining.  Or it might be that it was subtitled and we drank too much.  A fun game to play as you listen, see if you can tell when the dog knocked over the bookcase while we were recording.

This weeks movie come from your friends and ours over at  Horrorshow Hot Dog .  They bring us a movie with a bad musical number, Canadian redneck sheriffs, and an underground city full of monsters.  There are so many monsters.

What is there to say about C.H.U.D.?  It stars three people that would go on to be in Home Alone movies, has John Goodman's stirring performance as cop in diner, and something about radioactive sewer zombies that are eating the homeless.

We are treated to an opening with a silver Jesus, SpongeBob, a kid with two revolvers, and several other street performers committing an armed robbery.  If that isn't a good enough reason to keep watching, then all hope for society is lost.

We start off the new year right with our shortest podcast ever.  There were creepy dolls, jump scares, and hidden basements.  It also might be the longest movie we have done to date, or at least it felt that way.

The Human Centipede is back.  Be amazed at the new longer centipede.  Wonder why its shot in black and white.  Become upset that you will never get those 88 minutes back after watching it. 

In honor of the holiday season, we watched a movie with a serial killer who gets turned into a snowman by science.  Fun fact:  There was no snow used in the making of this film, but there was a carrot used very inappropriately.

Is this a horror movie or not?  We'll let you decide but one thing is for sure, this movie has enough blood, yelling, and kids being murdered to make it close enough for us.

In this movie-film starring Brad Pitt we get to see a different take on the horror genre, a killer that is preying on high school students who like to drink beer and make out.  When you can watch the movie on YouTube, you know you are in for a treat.

Prepare to be amazed by this 1995 classic that time has forgotten.  If there is a better movie film featuring a castle freak, we haven't seen it.

We dive deep into classic film this week and come up with a timeless classic.  It has everything a stereotypical 80's slasher needs boobs, bad acting, murder by power tools, and high school girls that all look to be at least 25. 

Due to an unfortunate accident involving asbestos, this week's episode is a little shorter than usual.  Sorry.  We did manage to cram in the same amount of swear words as a normal episode though, so maybe you won't notice.