Slaughterhouse Princess

No matter what you might hear in this during this podcast, just remember that this is actually episode 90, not 89.  We let you down and we're sorry.

Werewolf month continues with the only werewolf movie with a swearing werewolf that shoots people the finger.  Probably.

To kick off werewolf month we have the classic tale of growing up, hitting puberty, and occasionally eating the guttyworks out of your neighbor's dog.  I mean we've all been there, right?

Just when you were starting to feel somewhat less unnerved by the prospect of illegal underground body modification surgery, this movie pull out all the stops and enters the terrifying world of going to a strip club to get some shrimp.  If that isn't scary, you haven't been to enough strip clubs.

This movie is equal parts violent acts against everyone, from kids to the elderly and lighter comedic moments, like seagull translators and window vomiting.

After 85 episodes, we learned a few things here at Slaughterhouse Princess.  One thing we learned is that when your "movie" has three to five poop jokes before the fifteen minute mark, you are probably in trouble.  Especially when the "movie" is a based on real life events and the American health care system.

Get ready for some good old fashioned shaky cam this time around as we look at at the granddaddy of the modern found footage movie.  Well, maybe more like the annoying cousin.

Often we here at Slaughterhouse Princess lament that there aren't enough black and white cyberpunk body horror movies that are not only Japanese but also have a difficult to follow story.  We no longer have that problem.

We have a movie full of drinking, fighting, infidelity, blasphemy, drug use, and demon possession.  If being a priest in real life was this fun, we'd all sign up.

In honor of Wes Craven we look at one of his earlier works.  It makes you rethink the idea of a family road trip through the desert/military testing site with only two guns.

We dive into some Japanese exploitation this time around.  It involves a sadomasochistic Yakuza boss and a guy who spends equal time crying and getting aroused by killing people.  It's that kind of movie.

Like with most sequels, everything is bigger and better this time.  More dance offs, more wheelchairs, more fake ding-dongs, and more annoying chick that thinks it's the twenties.

What do you get when you have a tiny budget, bad actors, the desire to make a movie, and a thesaurus?  A lot more than you might think.

Troy makes his return this week just in time for a movie recommended by  Horrorshow Hot Dog .  Well, not recommended to as much as inflicted on us.

We pay tribute to "Rowdy" Roddy Piper this week with some classic Carpenter action.  Get ready for Skeletors, obeying, and for quite possibly the best fight scene ever put to film.

We watched a movie about a doll that kills people because it was possessed by soul transferring voodoo lightning magic.  It sounds kinda dumb when you hear it out loud.

Planning a trip to Georgia?  Maybe you should consider stopping at the Guts and Glory Jubilee in scenic Pleasant Valley.  Just take a left at the homemade detour sign on Rural Route 9.  Also check out our new art courtesy of Sabastian West.

We welcome Troy back and tackle a hard-hitting emotional roller coaster about the complicated interpersonal relationships that we all have.  Just kidding, its about a group of "young people" having a "party" in a cabin until aliens show up and ruin their "fun".

This week we struggle to stay focused and helplessly watch the entire episode spiral out of control.  This is what happens when Troy isn't around to save us from ourselves.

Just in time for Fathers Day, the heartwarming tale of a father who just wants the love of his sons.  Oh and also to have them help kill demons in his shed and bury them in the municipal rose garden.

We dive back into some exploitation this week with Riki-Oh.  Its crazy, violent, and almost impossible to follow.  And that is why we love it.

The gangs all here this week, and we decide to try another musical horror movie.  Extra bonus points to anyone that knows what the first one was.

Our first task this week is to watch a movie.  Our second task was to do it without Troy.  Our third was to set fire to a religious icon.

We push on without Brett this week because the madness of this film needs to be known.  People use bazookas to fly for the love of everything.

We go back to the jungle this week for some more exciting cannibal based action.  Also ferox means fierce in Latin, just in case you were curious.