Slaughterhouse Princess

This week our movie is light on horror, but heavy on anthropomorphic frogs and inseminating as many women as possible as demanded by the government.

Will Troy manage to break his streak of falling asleep during this movie?  Will we forget to credit Mike for this week's request?  Will Chris be able to remember the name of any of the characters?  We answer these questions and more this week.

We embrace our inner (and outer) nerd this week with a tale of heavy metalish music and live action role playing.

This movie reminds us of an undeniable, universal truth, kids will always think that a person with an eye patch is a pirate.

No . . . just no.

This week our episode features equal parts discussion of the vampire gangster movie featuring a frog wearing a frog mask we watched and Brett's feelings on some classic rock bands.  No, really.

This week another Stephen King film and with it some classic King tropes.  Like Castle Rock, alcoholics, and people that don't quite talk like people.  Oh and rats, lots and lots of slightly wet rats.

From the folks who brought you Tokyo Gore Police comes the story of a cyborg geisha assassin who turns away from her evil ways and finds redemption through the power of sisterly love and butt swords. 

This week we get the long awaited mashup of The Thing and Deadliest Catch, with a little bit of Titanic mixed in for the ladies.

After watching this movie there were a few things we could all agree on, it was a series of images shown in such a way that it conveyed movement, it was in black and white, and there were several instances of crotch based violence.

This movie is just like Gremlins, with all of the charm and quality replaced by terrible jokes, awful acting, and a story that is as bad as it is hard to follow.

In what might be a first, we are evenly split on what we think about a movie.  Who's right, who's wrong, and who can't be bothered to form an actual opinion?  Listen and find out.

This is shortest, most unpleasant "movie" that we have probably done so far.  Legend has it that Charlie Sheen contacted the FBI after seeing it because he thought it was an actual snuff film.  Really.

Some people might argue that this movie isn't really a horror movie.  To them, we ask, what about all the ghosts, transparent fish monsters, and portals to Hell?  Between that and Willem Dafoe, your arguement is invalid.

We dive into some Fulci this week with a recommendation from a new face, Jason.  He said he liked the cut of our jibs, how could we refuse.  Also, everyone welcome Mr. Greene to the Slaughterhouse Princess family as well. He'll be our new reddit mod/twitterer/all around helpful chap.

For our 100th episode, we did something a bit wacky. We recorded us watching Night of the Living Dead. It's our best attempt at a Rifftrax. We hope you enjoy, and thank you all for listening. We can't wait to have another 100 episodes for you.     If streaming video isn't your bag, just start the movie at 3:30 into the podcast. You can even listen to the audio track like a regular podcast.        ...

This movie was based on a true story,the first sign that a movie is probably not going to go well.

As alternative mobility month draws to a close, we wrap it up with an entry in a classic series.  As an interesting side note, we have never reviewed the first Friday the 13th.  Oversight or just poor planning?  You be the judge.

We keep wheelchair month rolling along with some good old fashioned Hammer Horror featuring Christopher Lee.  It also has one of the worst taglines we've seen since the podcast started.

If you only see one movie about giant headed evil scientists that are wheelchair bound and have a tendency to be total smartasses this year, make it this one.

Dagon is very similar to The Little Mermaid, but with more skinning people, implied mermaid sex, and giant ocean dwelling eldritch horrors.  On second thought, they aren't that alike, really.

We ring new year with an interesting one.  It was treated to a Criterion release, so it's totally art and not just a 90 minute fever dream of a movie.

Nothing says Happy Holidays like corpse slaves that are shorter than when they were alive because of gravity.  God bless us, everyone.

We take on a vampire movie this week thanks to our friend from the North, Mr. Green.  It stands as a reminder that just because you are a good musician doesn't mean you're a good actor.

We wrap up werewolf month with Silver Bullet.  Please feel free to insert your own joke about Coors Light here, it won't slow you down.