Slaughterhouse Princess

What secrets could lie inside the an apartment complex built in a deserted wasteland, aside from why build such a thing in the first place?  Only a demolition expert aided by a slightly gropey teenager and his dog can find out.

Happy Halloween!  Let's watch a Christmas movie to celebrate!  If incest, mental institutions, unpleasant college girls, and eyeball removal don't spell Christmas for you, then I don't know what to say.

This week a story we can all relate to.  You are playing poker with some friends and a serial murderer breaks in and starts to kill everyone off one by one.  It happened to me just last week.  Thanks to Mr. Green for the suggestion.

A tale of unrequited love and home invasion.  Consider it a how to guide if your goal is to not survive a home invasion and how to unsuccessfully propose to someone.  

This movie is just like The Breakfast Club, only without anything that makes people remember that movie.  To the movie's credit it did add CG walls, boobs, a ghost monster, and a plot twist that would rival any episode of Scooby Doo.

Is not having enough time to figure out who the werewolf is starting to affect your quality of life?  Thanks to the patented Werewolf Break, you will have plenty of time to try and figure it out.  Side effects of Werewolf Break may include dry mouth, nausea, loss of appetite, and difficulty sleeping.  Consult your doctor to find out if Werewolf Break is right for you.

You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality violation.

We have a special guest this week to help us unravel the shadowy world of assassins, cults, and why we should more closely watch our alcohol intake.

What do you get when you take an art film and mix it with equal parts horror and Willem Dafoe nude?  Listen and find out.  Thanks Nick.

Watch as one man searches for the truth and falls prey to the most evil thing imaginable, reading.

In this touching coming of age story a young man struggles to come to terms with the loss of his parents and find his place not only in the world, but in his family as well.  Can he learn to not only love his family, but also himself?  Also incest.

Its time for a Dark Water death match, old vs new.  Which Dark Water will emerge the winner?  Only a mature reasoned discussion will get to the bottom of this.

We're off to New York this week to check out apartments, have teenagers sexually harass people, and deal with lousy apartment managers.  Join us for the American version of Dark Water.

What do divorce, rain slickers, and ominous red bags have in common?  They are all key parts of this weeks movie.  Oh, and water, lots and lots of water.  Most of which is not dark but regular water.

Follow one man's quest for vengeance, and feel uncomfortable during nearly every scene in this movie.

Grab your headcheese and get Grandpa out of the attic, it's time for a trip to Texas.

If you see only one movie this year about handcuffing your childhood friend to a water pipe due to his meth addiction, make it this one.

This week a request from our pals over at  Horrorshow Hot Dog , Stalled.  Come with us as we see why we try to avoid Christmas parties at our jobs.  Unless Jeff from IT will be there, then count us in.

Well actually its The Loreley's Grasp as it turns out.  Either way there's a guy in a sweet leisure suit who has radioactive knives.  

Take a trip with us to a simpler time with corded phones, face stealing space bounty hunters, and tiny monsters that grow as they eat.

Which version of the Ring is the best?  There is only one way to find out, and it involves drinking and regret.

We have Ringu for you this time around.  The Japanese inspiration for the US film The Ring.  Is it better, worse, or subtitled?  Only listening will let you know for sure.

Have you ever been worried that a VHS tape could kill you?  Well neither have we, but the characters in The Ring sure are concerned about it.

Be careful what you wish for, or at least be sure to word it carefully.

This week join us as we take a trip to the movies and learn about face stealing, psychic dreams, and stink pucks.