Slaughterhouse Princess

We take a look at ghosts and the men who love them as well as some handy tips for making your own bidet.  It's edutainment in the loosest sense of the word.

We head down to our secret prohibition era room to discuss the finer points of mirror people and Showbiz Pizza.  Remember The Rock-afire Explosion?

Tom Selleck stars in this surprisingly accurate portrayal of a future full of robots and other robot adjacent technologies.  And I wonder, I wa wa wa wa wonder how many other stars you might recognize.

We tackle our first Indian movie this week and learn that you shouldn't interrupt two cobras in the midst of snake-based lovemaking.  You would think we wouldn't need to learn that.

Canada serves us up this tale of hole monsters and wildly inappropriate expressions of puberty in ways only the 1980's could provide.

Stop me if you've heard this one, a group of people find themselves trapped in the woods being picked off by a possibly supernatural killer.  But what sets this one apart is ... I don't know, Tony Todd? 

We watch the eighth part of the Saw franchise this week in the time honored tradition of not watching movie series in chronological order. At least we started with the first one this time.

Grab some garlic and cover your living room in gaudy wallpaper as we a look at one of George Romero's hidden gems this thanks to Dummyact.

Real cousin Brett (two legged bringer of destruction) has us take a look at this Argento flick that proves our long held belief that nothing good comes from books.

We accidentally watch a movie that features Christmas right before the Holiday Season is upon us.  Thanks Mr. Green for the save.

In an uncharacteristic move, we are going to say up front, watch this movie before you listen to this episode.  This movie is better without spoilers.

Starring Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin, this is the tale of two slackers who, while looking for a bathroom, get locked inside a sealed self-contained ecosystem for a year.  Wait, that's Bio-Dome. This one had zombies.

We would say this is clearly cashing in on the American Psycho name, but that implies that this movie made any money.

We tread lightly this episode so we won't cause first time requestor and long time friend Mr. Brown to retire his listener status.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it, a lesson that we find to be true as we let Brett pick a movie again.  Will we never learn.

While attending Dismember the Alamo, Troy came across this masterwork that just screamed bonky donkey to him, so we just had to see it right away.  Or he had already watched 4 movies in the last 24 hours and needed a break.  Either way, dinosaur pajamas.

Remember a time where anything anybody was wearing in this movie was considered "hip" or "cool" or "ok to wear in pubic".  We do.  The 80's sure were a time. Also, sorry for the sound, Troy wasn't here to tell us.

We return with a double request for a Tomie movie.  We went with this one because it was easy to find.  We wish we looked more.

Finally, a movie that isn't afraid to take Troy down a peg.  One.  Whole.  Peg.

We take another trip into the world of "horror comedy" thanks to friend of several podcasts Christian LeBlanc.  Does Gravy really make everything better?  Listen and find out.

Before Peter Jackson made movies about other people's stories featuring heavy use of New Zealand landscape porn, he made one of the most splattery gore movies ever.  Does it still live up to the hype?  Lets find out, together.

"This movie really changed my feelings on the musical stylings of ACDC" - Brett

We had to scour the depths of the internet to be able to bring to you the touching tale of a log monster that like to eat. Think Little Shop of Horrors meets Pinocchio by way of the Czech Republic, but not exactly.

Join us as we take a look at a Korean film that seems to not know what the color red is and a surprising amount of children being knocked to the ground by their parents.

We put on a pot of coffee this week and see if we can make heads or tails of the prequel to Twin Peaks.  Be warned there are spoilers for the overall story of Twin Peaks, so listen at your own risk.