Slaughterhouse Princess

It's Clint Howard all the way down as we take a trip in our ice cream truck to check out the world's least secure mental hospital.

We keep our streak of not doing the movie we said we were going to going as we continue to watch movies with a tenuous connection to women who played Juliet in movies.

All this talk about James Gunn gave us a hankering for some good old fashioned Troma-style transgressive film making, so we picked the classiest one we could find with Lemmy as the nararator.

We take the easy way out this week by watching half a movie that's almost the same as a movie we already watched, all while sounding like robots. Hooray for technical issues!

We take a look at the second most upsetting thing you could find in a sewer, after C.H.U.D.S. of course.

A movie so drenched in atmosphere, it leaked into our recording and turned us into underwater robots.  Well, two of us at least.

We take a look at another movie called Creep.  Feel free to insert your own TLC andor Radiohead joke here.

In a rare turn of events, we manage to stay on track and focused without Troy here to keep us from glossing over everything... mostly.

If you ever saw a vampire movie and said to yourself, "This needs more free form jazz dance numbers." then do I have some exciting news for you.

Based on the real life person Sir Henry Morgan, this is a tale of pirates, romance, and a good old fashioned double cross. Wait, I think I might have watched the wrong movie , is it supposed to be black and white?

We take a look at one of noted living person Dario Argento's most well know works, because we wanted to, NOT because of the remake. That is a non-clickbait related coincidence.

This movie is what happens when you take one part Problem Child, add in some Rosemary's Baby, and garnish with just a dash of AC/DC guitarist Angus Young.

In what is the clear winner of the Not Really A Horror Movie but We're Going to Watch it Anyway award comes the first part of the Thief in the Night series about the Rapture.

On the recommendation of Troy, we took a look at Swamp Thing.  Did he make our hearts sing?  Did he make everything groovy?  Swamp Thing we think we love you, but we want to know for sure.

For our 200th episode, we wanted to treat ourselves to something nice because it's only a matter of time before we let Brett pick a movie again. We just want to thank everyone for their support whether through supporting us with some of you hard earned money, making requests, stopping by our discord, or just listening.

In tribute to R. Lee Ermey we take a look at another one of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake/reboots/sequels/reimagings.  We also have our first instance of fact checking, probably, no one checked into it.

We take a look at what might be the least Cronenberg-ish of all the Cronenberg works, aside from the commercial he did for Nike Air 180s back in the day.  It's proto-Cronenbergian!

We take it back to a simpler time this week when men always wore suits and women were carried most places.

We always thought that touching an alien is a good way to get chlamydia, innit, bruv.

We take it back to the old school this week not only because of the movie, but also because Troy isn't around to keep us on track.  It goes as well as you'd think.

Unlock your blanket stashes and settle in for uncomfortable confessions and flashbacks, flashbacks, flashbacks.

In what might be a first, we had two people request the same movie.  Does that make it really good, or really bad?  Listen and find out.

Thanks to this movie we all became confused and emotional, I guess you could say we lost our heads. *Pause for laughter

Finally a vampire movie that isn't afraid to tackle the complex relationship between the bourgeoisie and proletariat as it pertains to the concept of arranged marriages in an attempt to maintain your family's status.

Slather yourself in oil and eat some brains in order to numb the pain of listening to this episode.