Single Take, Canon Fodder & Dare Daniel

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/DareDanielE066S01.mp3 Krull – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 66 “It’s not the Glaive, it’s you.” Is it a heroic fantasy or a science-fiction swashbuckler? Or is it just a bald-faced Star Wars knockoff with touches of Lord of the RIngs and  Excalibur ? In this coffee-addled podcast episode, Daniel and Corky confront the co...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/DareDanielE065S01.mp3 Street Fighter (1994) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 65 “Good morning, Shadaloo!” Daniel and Corky travel to Shadaloo for this week’s episode, as they review Jean-Claude Van Damme in Street Fighter . Adapted from the CapCom video game,  Street Fighter  offers all the visual and narrative coherence you wo...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/DareDanielE064S01.mp3 Destination Wedding – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 64 This week, Daniel and Corky remember the days when you could still travel to destinations by reviewing Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder in Destination Wedding . After remaining cooped up for months, the Dare Daniel hosts are ready for a fight. However, this limp rom-com t...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/DareDanielE063S01.mp3 Deadfall – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 63 “Hi-fucking-ya!” It took them over 60 episodes, but Daniel and Corky are finally ready to review their first Nicolas Cage movie. Did Cage’s unhinged performance as a psycho gangster in Deadfall  live up to the hype? Also known as Nepotism: The Motion Picture , t...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/DareDanielE062S01.mp3 Megaforce – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 62 “Get ready for a high-speed moccasin blowout!” Although still social distancing, Daniel and Corky welcome comedian and Barley & Me host Ben Rice on this week’s episode. Ben even supplied a flavor-forward beer from Flatland Brewing to contrast with this week...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/DareDanielE061S01.mp3 Forbidden Zone – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 61 “It’s an Elfman movie.  Who could ask for more?” Recorded pre-quarantine, Daniel and Corky travel to the sixth dimension to review Forbidden Zone .  The film was a box office failure that found a long second life as a midnight movie.  But does Forbidden Zo...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/DareDanielE060S01.mp3 Cats (2019) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 60 “Jellicle cats are simultaneously the most explained and unexplained things in the world.” Daniel and Corky are sheltering in place, but the podcast goes on.  For their first quarantine episode, Daniel and Corky review Tom Hooper’s wretched musical adaptation...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/DareDanielE059S01.mp3 Norbit – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 59 “Everything in this movie is so pathologically unclever.” In this week’s episode, Daniel and Corky d isappear into the roles of white, middle-aged podcast hosts with their review of the outrageously unfunny Norbit . Eddie Murphy co-wrote and co-produced this serie...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/DareDanielE058S01.mp3 The VelociPastor – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 58 “Self-consciously shitty is still shitty.” Even the director of The VelociPastor believes that it would be a fool’s errand to find meaning in the film. Thankfully, we’ve got the two fools for the job.  Film critic Daniel Barnes and comedian Corky M...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/DareDanielE057S01.mp3 Love on a Leash – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 57 “My name is Alvin Flang.” Film critic Daniel Barnes and comedian Corky McDonnell meet ineptitude with ineptitude in this technical issue-laden episode.  This week, the hosts review Fen Tian’s unfathomably incompetent romantic comedy Love on a Leash .  Fit...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/DareDanielAllDares02S01.mp3 Dare Daniel Podcast – All Dares Episode 2 “Gold chains for all!” Super-producer Johnny Flores is gone, but the show goes on.  On this very special episode of the Dare Daniel podcast, hosts Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell read a bumper crop of bad movie dares .  Daniel and Corky also offer their though...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/DareDanielE056S01.mp3 God’s Not Dead 2 – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 56 “You could definitely say that  God’s Not Dead  feeds the persecution complex of evangelical Christians.  God’s Not Dead 2  takes that complex to Golden Corral.” Left coast elitist Daniel Barnes and evil ACLU lawyer Corky McDonnell take away...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/DareDanielE039rerunS01.mp3 God’s Not Dead (2014) – Dare Daniel Podcast Rerun 2 “Is God dead?  Better listen to the episode and find out.” It’s a New Year, but an old episode.  Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell are still recovering from the holidays, so they posted this rerun of Dare Daniel’s most popular episode...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/DareDanielE055S01.mp3 Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas (2014; Darren Doane) – D are Daniel Podcast Episode 55 “It’s not putting the Christ back in Christmas, it’s putting the ka-ching back in Christmas.” Just in time to save your Christmas, faith-based hip-hop dance crew members Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell c...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/DareDanielE054S01.mp3 Love Actually (2003; Richard Curtis) – D are Daniel Podcast Episode 54 “She wants the PM to slide into her DMs!” In this week’s episode, Daniel, Corky and a special guest kick off the Christmas season with some “solid gold shit.”  These days, the war on Christmas is actually fought over Love...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/DareDanielE053S01.mp3 Battlefield Earth (2000; Roger Christian) – D are Daniel Podcast Episode 53 “Holy amazing shit, John Travolta.” Travolt-ember just keeps on Travolt-embering on the Dare Daniel podcast.  This week, man-animal rights activist Daniel Barnes and arrogant greener Corky Goodboy McDonnell finally get leverage over y...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/DareDanielE052S01.mp3 The Fanatic (2019; Fred Durst) – D are Daniel Podcast Episode 52 “He’s full of doo-doo!” It’s Travolt-ember this month on the Dare Daniel podcast, although we’re still writing Cork-tober on all our checks.  This week, incompetent street performer Daniel Barnes and hardcore illusionist Corky...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/DareDanielE051S01.mp3 Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987; Lee Harry) – Sc are Daniel Podcast Episode 51 “Garbage day!” We’re breaking out the Christmas decorations early this year on the Dare Daniel podcast.  For the fourth and final film of Scare Daniel 2019, eyebrow contortionist Corky McDonnell and pencil neck Daniel...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/DareDanielE050S01.mp3 Sc are Daniel Podcast Episode 50 An American Werewolf in Paris (1997; Anthony Waller) “It would have been so simple to make this watchable.” We see a bad movie rising this week on the Dare Daniel podcast.  Hosts Daniel and Corky score serious daredevil points by reviewing Anthony Waller’s execrable An America...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/DareDanielE049S01-1.mp3 Vampire Academy (2014; Mark Waters) – Sc are Daniel Podcast Episode 49 “ Bon appetit .” We’re throwing a princess party in the royal rec room this week on the Scare Daniel podcast.  Shopping expedition expert Daniel Barnes and Joely Richardson fanboy Corky McDonnell get ready for the big Equinox Dance...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/DareDanielE048S01.mp3 Brainscan (1994; John Flynn) – Sc are Daniel Podcast Episode 48 “The interactive trip to hell is paved with good intentions.” Trickster gods Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell open Scare Daniel season by reviewing charisma black hole Edward Furlong in Brainscan . Furlong stars in  Brainscan as Michael Brower,...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/DareDanielE047S01.mp3 The Warrior and the Sorceress (1984; John Broderick) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 47 “They’ve got a real “ I used to fuck guys like you in prison” vibe.” On this week’s episode, Sword of Uhrah possessor Corky McDonnell and Daniel Barnes the Tyrant review David Carradine in the 1984 fa...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/DareDanielE046S01.mp3 Inferno (2016; Ron Howard) — Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 46 “You have three explainers in one room together.  Who’s the alpha explainer?” Farraday pointer superfans Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell don their Dante deathmasks to review Ron Howard’s pointless puzzle movie Inferno . This 2016 sequel...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/DareDanielE045S01.mp3 Angels & Demons (2009; Ron Howard) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 45 “This movie makes no sense, the logistics make no sense, and when you find out the reveal, it makes less sense.” Synchronize your ticking clocks for this shifty-eyed episode of the Dare Daniel podcast.  Suspiciously good priest Daniel Bar...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/DareDanielE044S01.mp3 Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 44 – Warcraft: The Beginning (2016; Duncan Jones) “Everyone is constantly explaining things, and yet nothing makes any sense.” The Beginning is the end is the beginning this week on the Dare Daniel Podcast.  Magic school dropouts Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell travel to the Unca...