Single Take, Canon Fodder & Dare Daniel

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/DareDanielE043S01.mp3 Cool as Ice (1991; David Kellogg) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 43 “He is devoid of personality, and he’s supposed to be the lead of a movie that people are drawn to.  Why does anybody not find this man repellant?” Put on your Gaultier sunglasses and graffiti-tagged parachute pants for this special epis...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/DareDanielAllDares01S01.mp3 Dare Daniel Podcast – The All Dares Episode “I need to share this pain with someone.” On this very special episode, heathen Daniel Barnes and Corky “Spoonman” McDonnell celebrate the loyal listeners of the Dare Daniel podcast. First, Daniel and Corky work through a bumper crop of bad movie d...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/DareDanielE042S01.mp3 The Beautician and the Beast  (1997; Ken Kwapis) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 42 “Talk to the hand!” Long-suffering Slovitzian factory worker Daniel Barnes and “classy European” Corky McDonnell return to Sac City Brews to record their review of Ken Kwapis’ maliciously PG rom-com The Beautic...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/DareDanielE041S01.mp3 Mac and Me (1988; Stewart Raffill) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 41 “Hundreds dead and a city on fire as a dance party at McDonald’s spirals out of control.” On this product placement-heavy episode, hosts Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell review the horrifying family film Mac and Me .  Daniel and Corky...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/DareDanielE040S01.mp3 Ultraviolet  (2006; Kurt Wimmer) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 40 “It’s an assault on your eyes, on your intelligence, on your ears.” Sarcastic hæmophage Daniel Barnes and Vice-podcaster Corky McDonnell use their unique blend of gun-kata criticism to review Kurt Wimmer’s Ultraviolet . The film sta...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DareDanielE039S01.mp3 God’s Not Dead  (2014; Harold Cronk) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 39 “You’re the pied piper of duck genocide, sir!” Hadleigh University alum Daniel Barnes and Kenny Dingler superfan Corky McDonnell get good and blasphemous on this week’s episode.  Much like Job, Daniel and Corky suffer for...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/DareDanielE038S01.mp3 The Box (2009; Richard Kelly) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 38 “Great suspense there, asshole.” On this week’s show, podcast hosts Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell crawl up the wormhole of Richard Kelly’s 2009 mind-scrambler The Box . Based on a Richard Matheson story previously adapted into an e...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/DareDanielE037S01.mp3 Assassins  (1995; Richard Donner) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 37 “We got nada, zilch, zip, zero, dry hump.” On this jasmine perfume-obsessed episode of the Dare Daniel podcast, quirky-ass hosts Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell review the quirky-ass hitmen of Richard Donner’s 1995 snoozer Assassins ....

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/DareDanielE036S01.mp3 Bio-Dome (1996; Jason Bloom) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 36 “If you had feral children, put them in bowling shirts, injected them with methamphetamines, this is what you would get.  Only less restrained than that.” In this Earth Day-themed episode of the Dare Daniel podcast, Gen-X roadkill on the superhighw...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/DareDanielE035S01.mp3 Fever Pitch  (2005; Bobby and Peter Farrelly) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 35 “IMDB was as uninterested in this movie as I was.” Boston sports antagonists Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell compile their laziest, most mismatched baseball metaphors to review Bobby and Peter Farrelly’s Fever Pitch , a rom...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/DareDanielE034S01.mp3 Leprechaun in the Hood  (2000; Rob Spera) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 34 “I think he’s fucking them to death!” Lepers in the hood Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell (aka the Milli Vanilli of Compton rap) travel to the end of a turd-colored rainbow to review the bargain basement 2000 horror comedy Lepre...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/DareDanielE033_halfS01.mp3 “Hey, get these losers out.” Wachowski sister apologist Daniel Barnes and lost Elfman brother Corky McDonnell come to do no good in this week’s Dare Daniel podcast mini-episode. The hosts preview their upcoming review of the 2000 horror-comedy Leprechaun in the Hood , the fifth entry in the long-running...

w https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/DareDanielE033S01.mp3 Ishtar  (1987; Elaine May) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 33 “Telling the truth can be dangerous business/Honest and popular don’t go hand in hand” Dare Daniel takes on another “bad movie” legend in this week’s episode.  The inept and self-unaware podcasting duo of Daniel Barnes and ...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/DareDanielE032_halfS01.mp3 “You had me at Keith David, you lost me at David Keith.” Get your tease pajamas on for this one! Notorious teases Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell are in a mood to tantalize and titillate in this week’s Dare Daniel Podcast mini-episode.  The hosts preview Elaine May’s legendary box office bomb Ish...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/DareDanielE032S01.mp3 Heart Condition  (1990; James D. Parriott) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 32 “We’re about 15 to 20 minutes into the movie.  We have seen Denzel and Bob Hoskins at various times hit women, abuse animals and commit hate crimes.  These are the  heroes  of the film.” In a Dare Daniel Podcast episode that wil...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/DareDanielE031_halfS01.mp3 “It’s time for you to get your big, fat, extra crispy bucket o’ chicken, two-liter Pepsi-Cola-drinking ass out of bed.” In this heartless mini-episode, podcast hosts Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell prepare for next week’s review of  Heart Condition , a film that joins Collision Course  and ...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/DareDanielE031S01.mp3 Gotti  (2018; Kevin Connolly) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 31 “Let’s get into this fucking travesty.” In this Family-friendly episode of the Dare Daniel Podcast, Mafia history buff Corky McDonnell and legitimate businessman Daniel Barnes take their whacks at Kevin Connolly’s 2018 critical punchin...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/DareDanielE030_halfS01.mp3 “It’s incomprehensible how incomprehensible this movie is.” Inspired by Mike Tyson and Steven Seagal’s phantom dustup in  China   Salesman , film critic Daniel Barnes and comedy beam-of-pure-energy Corky McDonnell are in a fighting mood on this week’s Dare Daniel mini-episode. After rehashing...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/DareDanielE030S01.mp3 China Salesman  (2018; Tan Bing) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 30 “Looks like you’ve become the badass I once hoped to be.” It’s treason season on the Dare Daniel podcast, as film critic Daniel Barnes and comedian Corky McDonnell review the Chinese state-sponsored propaganda of Tan Bing’s Ch...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/DareDanielE029_halfS01.mp3 “If you are a connoisseur of the bad movie, just swirl this one around in your glass for a few minutes before quaffing.” Just as predicted in  Blade Runner , hosts Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell start the first new Dare Daniel episode of 2019 by previewing Tan BIng’s  China Salesman , an international...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/DareDanielE007rerunS01.mp3 Fifty Shades of Grey film trilogy – Dare Daniel Podcast Rerun 1 Two men, three movies, four beers, one hundred fifty shades. It’s a New Year, but an old episode.  Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell are still recovering from the holidays, so please enjoy this repeat of our popular  Fifty Shades  trilogy episode...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/DareDanielE029S01.mp3 A Christmas Story 2 (2012; Brian Levant) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 29 “Not again!” Hosts Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell head to the front lines of the War on Christmas to review Brian Levant’s straight-to-VOD atrocity  A Christmas Story 2 , a holiday-themed pit of despair that serves as a direct...

“Nobody likes you, sugarplums!” On this holly jolly mini-episode, your secret Santas Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell preview their Christmas Day review of  A Christmas Story 2 , the 2012 straight-to-VOD sequel that literally no one wanted.  This cinematic clinker is available to rent on all the usual VOD services.  Make plans to ignore your family and spend this holiday with the Dare...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/DareDanielE028S01.mp3 Cutthroat Island  (1995; Renny Harlin) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 28 “Bad dog!” On this explosive episode of the Dare Daniel podcast, scurvy dogs Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell hang Renny Harlin’s inept 1995 action movie  Cutthroat Island from the critical yardarm. A notorious box office bomb that...

“It’s turkey time…gobble gobble.” In this week’s muscular mini-episode, Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell preview next week’s review of Renny Harlin’s  Cutthroat Island , a pirate movie more rancid than an expired bucket of Long John Silver’s coleslaw. After briefly revisiting their review of the hate-filled action comedy  Collision Course , the host...